Reviews

Alright, I visit HB's to be served by the incomparable Nicole (sp) who will light up the room, give you a hug and a smile and remains covered up in a Black Uni from head-to-foot.…

I had wanted to go into Chicago for my strip club jollies but ended up here since it wasn't far from my hotel. Bring cash, no credit cards are accepted here. Just a heads up. Arrived…

This place has to be the most inexpensive club in the US. This is not a good thing. Dancers are all a bit long in the tooth and perhaps could spend more time climbing…

I visited this club twice. Once on a Thursday night, the other on a Saturday night. I only visit when I am in town. I have lowered my expectations through the years.…

Friday Afternoons can be Hit or Miss during the Summer Days of Chicago. This day proved to be a decidedly good one with the addition of new faces, bods and attitudes. Although we like the…

Decided to stop here and see how it is. I haven’t been here in probably 10 years. I figured I would come in here to grab some food and a beer or 2 and…

I came back to HB's after a couple months away,and as usual, it looks like there was some turnover. I was hoping to see the dancers Isa or Melanie, but neither one was there. My…

Maybe it was the time that I was there (on a Saturday around 12-1pm) or it's just usually subpar but my last visit was very disappointing. On the bright side, the admission was free…

Bikini bar. $15 cover $10 with text. Drinks are cheap well whiskey gingers $2. Fair. Some guy was getting kicked out of VIP area for being handsy and was demanding a refund. From google reviews…

Have been here quite a few times and finally decided to leave a review. Went on a Thursday evening and the place was fairly crowded. Lots of tables were taken up however whenever a girl…

The club look/vibe wasn't impressive. While the venue is clean, it looks rundown both on the outside and inside. Music overall had an ok mix of rock and party music and DJ didn't…

Having been an early and habitual visitor to the only Adult Establishment in this area during the 80's, I can assure you that the evolved changes have not changed a few elements: This still…

I go to the club a lot during the afternoon, but this was among the worst visits ever. First, there were only 4 girls working and all 4 weren't worth a second look. One would…

Why do all Chicagoland clubs have to suck so Bad,? This club has been in a time warp for over 20yrs. I stopped going here years ago but stopped in recently because I was early…

$10 cover can never go wrong. At least you will have the free pizza. I went on a busy Friday night with the stools mostly full. The DJ plays great music that you can dance…

I go to this club once a month or so and it's fine for what it is. I usually go on slow nights so I'm not competing w/ drunk bro's for the attention of…

Almost immediately I was hounded for boobie shots. Prices were crazy for those. Told them I don't drink when I'm going to be driving and then they told me they had non alcoholic drinks for…

Stopped in after a work function around 2pm on a wednesday afternoon. Have never been here before but of the clubs in the area reviews seemed the best value and in a decent area. I…

I pooped in Monday afternoon mostly to see my ATF, but I was pleasantly surprised that the club had some energy for a Monday. Several dancers stopped by to say hello even though they would…

I popped in on a Tuesday afternoon as I was driving by, ( this is not a destination place only convenience) . Paid the $10 cover and had to coat check (leave them in…

Use to be hot white European girls.. Not anymore, these days its big fat ugly chicks in there. The bouncers are crazy and they end up throwing at least 3-4 guys out in any given…

I visited last night (May 12th) from 10:30-12:30. I've been going to this place for years, on and off, budget depending. I remember back in the 90's, that this place was absolutely packed with hot…

Hadn't been in hb for a while so figured i would check them out. Parking lot is still gravel but less potholes, i think. $15 cover but you can text them to get in…

Stopped by with couple guys after hitting Gibson's in Rosemont. Paid the cover ($10) but place was packed and initially had trouble locating a good spot to sit so went initially went and stop…

It has been a long time since I've been here and there is one subtle change. I guess not really subtle but it didn't affect me too much. Entry was $15 for my Thurs night…