Reviews

This is a fairly large 2-storey structure near O'Hare airport. But there's not much else in the vicinity.

I dropped by on a Wednesday evening, about 7pm. Cover charge was $15, which included food, but I…

I've been visiting HB's , on and off, since 1992. The 90's were definitely the glory days for this place, up to the mid 2000's. It's been a slow but very steady decline since then.…

It's been a while since I've left a review for Heavenly Bodies, mostly since my visits over the last year and a half have been more or less the same. Today, though, one of my…

I got to the site and parked pretty easily. What an empty lot. I must have chosen the worst time. It was a complete whim, but whatever. I did the text-in and ended up paying…

I stopped in here for about 90 minutes on a Saturday evening about 7pm. I had someone to pick up at ORD and their flight was running on the late side. For being as close…

Stopped by around 1pm on a Wednesday since I was off work early. 5$ with Text in. There are very cheap domestics/well drinks but today I ordered a Jim Beam. Comes in a small plastic…

In Chicago for work and staying near airport so decided to check out closest club which was Heavenly Bodies. Arrived about 10:30 and paid $15.00 cover, found a table, and ordered a beer which…

Went there Wed afternoon. I know not the best time, but frankly had expected more action. There were 2-3 women sitting at the bar, and 1 on the pole. There could be a few…

Wow! This place has gone waaaaay downhill. I think that Gold Room and Polekats has taken a lot of their business and most importantly....talent. So it's still the same thing they always…

Visited on a Friday around noon. Free admission with text in. The setup is barstool type chairs so not super comfortable. Keeps the girls from sitting or entertaining while on the floor. $1.50 for domestic…

Stopped in on Thursday afternoon after hitting and striking out at Fantasy in Hammond in the afternoon. I believe I arrived at about 4pm. I hadn't been to this club in a year at least…

This is my regular spot, I stop in every couple weeks during the day if I've had a long day.

Stopped in by myself on a Friday afternoon to have a few beers and hoping to…