Reviews

I have been to Heavenly Bodies 3 times in my life and only once can I say that I have had a good experience. The drinks are cheap but that's about the only good…

Door Fee was $20 which they offered to reduce to $10 if I sent them a text...No Thanks! They made me show ID and checked it with some machine even though I am visibly…

I paid a visit to this club after many years. I generally dont go here due to the entry fee, dress code and low value for your dollar. I went with a friend on a…

FREE Food ? (Yup) -- Free Admission ? (It's Complicated) -- NUDE dancers ? (Nope) What if you could actually figure out the complicated price of admission on the sign inside the front door? Dependent…

I've been going to Heavenly Bodies with by buddies for a few years now and I've always been satisfied with my experience. The drinks a cheap compared to all of the other clubs in the…

I went there with a friend and it was okay at best. We didn't get much attention since we were not regulars . Even though we were tipping the girls and talking with them while…

HBs is almost a weekly place for me, so I have a few regulars. Tuesday my blond haired curvy polish girl in her blue and black lingerie was there. We went for the…

Since last December I must’ve stopped in about five times. Unbelievably I never have a dance which I went in for. They charge you $15 to get in, $10 if you text a…

My ATF cancelled work at the last minute, but I went to the club anyway as I had time and money. My two CF's were both working and with my ATF gone, they were like…

I started dancing at HB around January and stayed for about five months. You have to do 5 songs for $60 the clubs takes $35 of each set not including $40 fee each night. The…

The only club I've been to in the daytime has been Heavenly Bodies- mainly because it's the closest and most affordable although even that is changing for the worse. A few years ago they had…

Being a bikini bar, the stage show leaves a lot to be desired. However, the Friday crew is gearing up for the weekend, and they have the most "talent" of any of the other…

Stopped by recently to grab some lunch. They have been messing around with cover prices lately, but at least at this time it was back to the old $10 fee, $5 if you text…

This place is one of the nicer clubs in the Chicago area. Overall, the atmosphere was laid back and kind of dead, and each were above average. There were around 8 employees working…

There was a nice new group of dancers Wed late afternoon. Turnover is normal of course, but the new girls (new to me) seemed to be 7-9's as opposed to the usual 5-7's. There were…

I've been to a good number of clubs but I usually go at night because better quality dancers tend to be at clubs at that time. The only club I've been to in the…

This place used to be really solid but it seems to be on the decline. Drinks are still uber cheap but the girls could be better. No one compares to diva or monroe of…

I took a detour here late at night in a heavy snowstorm and it was still busy inside. Stayed almost until closing time. On the whole, the atmosphere wasnt all that great, but there were…

A buddy and I were out drinking late one Friday night and the conversation of going to an SC came up we flipped a coin between BlackJack’s and Heavenly Body’s We arrived at the Heavenly Body’s…

Was in the area recently with some friends and after a late lunch and some drinking we decided we wanted to go spend some time at a strip club. Since we were within 15 minutes…

I stopped here about once a month. Things have changed, instead of being $10 to get in, now they ask you to pay $10 or 15 if you pay time they want you to text…

I like HB the booze is cheap and i dig the girls. Allot of them are amateur like just beginning their stripping career or dabbling see if they like it. Especially shot girls. I agree…

Me and my friend went there on a random Monday night. Didn't expect much but with the free membership we get in on Monday's for free so why not? It was ok the girls were…

It had been almost 5 years since I had been here and while as a whole the entrance, stages, whole 1st floor hasnt changed much they had a whole 2nd floor and dance options…

Afternoons can be hit or miss but yesterday was a hit. A nice variety of dancers this time as opposed to the all too frequent collection of overweight white girl frumps. I saw at least…