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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

review
published 2 yrs ago
I needed to discover if heavenly bodies could be tempted into sin

6.7

I set my Uber destination as the Korner House Bar, across the street, so that I didn't have to engage my driver in a discussion about my strip club habit, then played human Frogger dodging…

review
published 2 yrs ago
For better or worse..
reviewed by
beergut

5.0

Was convinced by my friend to watch the second half of UConn v Miami final four game here and it was an okay time. Stayed about 2 hours or so but did not catch much…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Cold, dark and sleepy
reviewed by
Afrmr1954

4.7

Came in here on a Saturday afternoon a while back to watch some football before heading home after a round of golf. When I walked in, the place was nearly empty and it was only…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Ehh...
reviewed by
Airbreezy

6.3

I been here a few times but it seems like the quality has taken a downturn in the last few years. Drinks used to be dirt cheap and I even remember a time we're you…

review
published 3 yrs ago
What a dump!
reviewed by
Chastitychi

5.3

Gone here on and off over the years, and recently stopped in in a Sunday night. This place sucks overall. It hasn't been updated in 20+ years; the parking lot is awful and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Masks off, service worse
reviewed by
Fosterco52135

4.3

Got a text for a free admission so I stopped by on my way home around 1am on a Friday. Large open parking lot, had to show my text to get in, admission normally $15…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Looking for Fun near O'Hare
reviewed by
EastCoastDude

5.3

I found myself in a hotel near O'Hare airport on a Thursday night and made the Uber ride over to this club. I went in with low expectations based on past TUSCL reviews…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Slooow Wednesday
reviewed by
jthmq1

4.7

Went on a Wednesday at 8:00pm just after they opened. Was looking for a few ladies I spent time with before, none were working. There were about 6 dancers, I’d rate 5 or…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Very disappointing change at HB's.
reviewed by
brodiggity

4.7

I visited HB's last Saturday night. I've been going there for years, and not much has changed. Now however, there is a major change which I want to warn you about. It's the main point…

review
published 3 yrs ago
HB Ladies Getting Large
reviewed by
Chastitychi

4.3

Stopped in Heavenly Bodies around 1am after leaving a local bar. I've regularly visited this place for over 15 years until COVID hit and their hours changed from opening at 11am to opening at 7pm…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Cute and very nice girls, low mileage, but cheap beer and nice vibe makes for a good stop
reviewed by
havenfan

6.7

Based on the reviews, I visited this club at 9 pm on a Wednesday night. Drove to parking lot which was well lit and had lots of potholes. No need to pay, so that was…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Avoiding Weekend Nights Until Further Notice
reviewed by
Fosterco52135

4.3

Stopped by just after midnight on a Saturday. Big parking lot but it is full of cars. 10 minute wait to get in due to the slow process of metal detector, ID check, and payment…