Reviews

Booby shots, private dances...all pretty good. I cannot recall the ladies name of who i had a private session with but she was super fine, so friendly, and just a down right sweet sexy girl. They are…

Being from Michigan this was a different experience for me. The ladies wouldn't show much on the dance floor but would get pretty bare in the private dance area. I should have asked…

So I had some time to kill before my flight and figured I’d stop in. I had checked out the reviews first so was keeping an eye out for Bella. When I went in I…

I have visited Heavenly Bodies (HBs) many times over the past several years while in town on business as it was my go-to place. I come from the northeast US and am used to clubs…

Dropped by on a Monday afternoon to see what the talent was like. I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was decently packed with dancers at that particular hour. The music was a mix…

We went last weekend for my brother in law's birthday. Paid 40 bucks to get him on state and get the birthday dance with 2 strippers. Overall the experience was ok. Usually a 15 dollar…

Stopped by on a Friday for lunch, as I do every few months. I am always interested to see if they have new talent, although I have a few favorites from the day shift…

Went on a Monday afternoon and the place was pretty dead, maybe 5 or 6 other guys in there and only 3 or 4 dancers. I usually don't get dances when it's like this,…

Stopped by Heavenly Bodies recently to see what was up. This is a bikini bar with a few stages but the girls go topless in the private dances. I paid $10 cover to get in.…

First off, it is a bikini bar with 3 stages of women dancing in bikinis for singles or more if you have it. Been a couple of years since i've been to this club, though…

It’s been a few years, but I found myself at O’Hare with a long layover, so thought I would see what was going on at HB. Glad I did! I think the cover…

I checked out this spot for the first time last month but I'll try to recall for any visitors. First off, cover wasn't bad, I believe it ran me $10. I walked in and the…

I visited this club over the course of a weekend, in November. I have been there numerous times over the years and try to pop in and check things out. I had plenty…

Pizza got a minor upgrade. So there's that, I guess. Sad that the first comment I can think about is the crummy free pizza is a bit less crummy than it used to be. Girls don't…

In the area for work figured i'd stop in since its been about 6 months. Was not dissapointed. Used the text deal off their website to enter half price. Not bad. There were 6 girls working…

I stopped into HB recently on a Friday night a little after 11pm and I can't say that I was too impressed. I heard from a co-worker that the dancers had now become mainly…

My girlfriend and I attended a theater performance downtown Chicago, then decided to visit a strip club as we usually do. This time we chose Heavenly Bodies. Upon arriving, the parking lot had a few spaces…

Went in the afternoon on a Tuesday and got a dance from a smoking hot girl named McKenzie. Was only 4 or 5 dancers working, and McKenzie was by far the hottest. Had…

Decided to check this place out again, with the text you get in free before 1 pm. Tipped a black girl named Sage who was dancing on stage when I came in, I was…

So, haven't been here in a while. Stopped by in the afternoon, and should have gone else where. Place was empty and freezing. Two of the 5-6 ladies walked up to talk…

I decided to stop in to HB recently after work. My last couple of visits had been disappointing but I decided to try again because I keep thinking that things will improve. Unfortunately,…

Got in at 7pm and talked to this pretty nice bottle girl name Rachel and even bought some vodka shots from her, it was another bottle girl name Shay she was pretty cool and…

It has been a while since I went to HB fo some Friday night fun. To put this into perspective the last time I was at HB the beer was free, not any more.…

We debated between PK (which we’ve been to many times), Atlantis (didn’t want to drive 60 miles to that sex house) and Pink Monkey (not a fan of BYOB) so we decided on HB. If…

I was hoping to see lots of cute costumes, but only my regular girl really dresses, so that was disappointing. I know Monday nights are usually slow, but this time it was VERY slow. Plus…