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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

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published 5 yrs ago
A New Hope?
reviewed by
lotush

9.3

Maybe things are looking up?

Tues afternoon can be pretty dead, but they had a few girls working so I wasn't starved for company. That being said, there were some (new to me) dancers that…

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published 5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies multiple satisfying visits
reviewed by
Bdon18

8.3

This review is based on several visits on different nights, mostly between 8pm and midnight. Big club with large free parking lot. Cover is about $15 in evening which can be discounted with text in(which…

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published 5 yrs ago
Afternoon visit
reviewed by
trollape

5.7

I had come once with some buddies for a birthday party one saturday and ended up texting their number for a discount on the cover fee. Been bombarded with their free cover ever since so…

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published 5 yrs ago
"It's Just Lunch"
reviewed by
dennyspade

5.7

"It's Just Lunch"

When you're in the Elk Grove/Bensenville/O'Hare area on a Tuesday afternoon around the Lunch Hour, it is always good to know that you can use the 'Text Free Pass' option to avoid…

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published 5 yrs ago
New girls, but they aren’t that great.
reviewed by
Fosterco52135

6.3

Arrived during Happy Hour around 6pm. Cover waived with text in. Seemed like it was right about shift change as there were both day shift and night shift girls present which made it seem pretty…

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published 5 yrs ago
Hot girls but boring.
reviewed by
Dcarbuying

7.7

Got stuck at the airport so I visited on a Friday night. $15 cover but $10 if you text a number first. You get a wristband so you can go in and out of…

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published 5 yrs ago
Saturday night selection
reviewed by
Fosterco52135

7.3

Decided to make a stop in at this club around 10 pm on a Saturday. Parking lot was pretty packed (free self park on a gravel lot). 10$ entry fee. It was pretty crowded inside…

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published 5 yrs ago
Nothing Special, same as prior years.
reviewed by
traveler2019

3.3

The club was relatively busy when I arrived. I still don't know why customers go there other than it is the only gentlemen's club in the area and near O'Hare airport. I went there…

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published 5 yrs ago
Needs more dancers!!
reviewed by
Chastitychi

5.3

This place seems to be slowly going down hill. It has always been hit or miss during the day, but recently it seems more often there are barely any girls in there. I've…

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published 5 yrs ago
Saturday evening stop in
reviewed by
Chiguy247

6.0

Went in early evening on a Saturday, it’s a little dark inside but the atmosphere was alright, about 10-15 people inside when I got there maybe 7 dancers. Didn’t realize there was no nudity on…

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published 5 yrs ago
The Death Spiral Of A Once Great Club.
reviewed by
rockstar666

5.0

Yes, this place is death warmed over. The few dancers are indifferent at best; they don't do anything on stage in those few times a dancer even on stage at all. They don't dress well,…

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published 5 yrs ago
Only can expect so much i guess...
reviewed by
Airbreezy

9.0

So i decided to give heavenly bodies another shot. It was a Friday and i had a code for a free entry so i thought why not. I've been here a few times. The place…