Reviews

Heavenly bodies has been around for years and it hasn't changed much. I guess they figure the formula works for them. Real cheap beers, 1.50, they used to be…

I wasn't expecting to like this place, but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. This is truly a sports bar in the sense that TVs ring the place and drinks are dirt cheap. Are the…

Came in on a Saturday night, and predictably it was absolutely packed. I was lucky enough to get a seat by the back wall, but I saw several guys all night forced to stand. Cover…

Well, they've finally upgraded the TVs to all flat-panel HD. Yes, until very recently they had tube TVs with SD. The menu has been upgraded as well. I'd say the food is actually a bit better…

Lots of new girls all of a sudden it seems, even accounting for the normal turnover. None were particularly good looking and their lack of skills was annoying to say the least. I danced with a…

So I hit my spot up last night, and I went excited by the thought of my favorite dancers in thongs giving me high milage but what I got was more of a typical standard…

Visiting Chicago area for work and decided to check out Heavenly Bodies. Chicago in general seems to be a bit of a wasteland with regards to strip clubs based on the reviews I've read,…

I visited Heavenly Bodies on Saturday night. There is a $10 cover charge upon entry, but that includes food. Upon entering the club I noticed it was pretty busy for a Saturday night.…

I've been going here for years because it's the only place close enough. All the clubs in Chicago are terrible and I just don't want to spend too much time traveling. It's still…

I stopped into hbs last week for the first time in about 6 months. Not because I don't like the place, I've just been going to other places that aren't so far away from me.…

Club has it's pro's and con's. Pro's: cheap food and drinks, $10 topless full contact dances. lots of cute girls, no smoking, free parking. Con's: uncomfortable seating everywhere except for upstairs in the VIP, some…

Bottom line: I go to strip clubs to have fun. This club was the opposite of that. Everyone seemed worn down, sad, and wishing they were somewhere else. You walk in and it looks…