Lap Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 7.25
Cover Day: 10
Cover Night: 13
They have $1 drafts and $1 'highballs' until 9 PM every night now - small drinks but worth a $1.
Alcohol, Bottle Service, Food, Non-Smoking, Pool Tables, DJ, Topless Lap Dances, Couple Friendly, VIP Room
If you want cheap drinks, nice atmosphere, and good food, check this place out. If you want hot girls... I'm not so sure. I came in one afternoon, on a recent tour of Houston's strip clubs. The…
First I walked in to a very cute receptionist. She checked my ID and then charged 10 dollars to get in. It was a pretty cool enviroment. I heard about this place before but I had never tried it out,…
i usually go in on the day shift. There are plenty of dancers available for a day shift. I recently went in at night and was greatly pleased. If you like latino women you should check this…
I finally tried this Place it was kind of hard to find even though I knew where it was. It is very non descript from the outside. I finally put the address in my GPS and even then I drive…
SCAMMERS SCAMMERS and THIEF On Saturday I went to this bar Michael's International and I always go there and have a good good time. But this time I have a really bad experience this mexican girl comes up to her…
I was in H-town on business and decided to check out one of my old haunts. I hadn't been here in several years, back when it was still Michael's International, and hoped not too much had changed. Walked…
The lady at the frontdesk charged $13 for the cover charge instead of $8 mentioned on this website. On enquiring she mentioned of some new law etc. Was kind of fishy..Club has two bars and 3 dance stages. Separate VIP…
Always heard of this place but didnt know this was it, there is no sign outside. About 6 of us decided to go check it out.Parking was free, walking in we were greeted by a hot…
I went to this club on Memorial day around 5pm. It's not clearly labeled that it's a club. But when I got in there it wasn't that bad at all. I it was my second time going to a strip…
Saw the reviews and thought I'd give it a shot. The girls are your next door latina girls, dont really look like strippers, for me that was awesome. They have 1 main stage and 3 small stages. The dances are…
A lot of girls and a lot of activity but no dances were had on this visit. I didn't say yes to the first two dancers that approached me and I guess it seemed like i covered myself with…
Stopped by about two weeks ago to see what all the fuss was about with this place. First off, it's really hard to find as there's not really a sign out front to acknowledge its existence. Then, once you get…
I had a pretty good time at micheals international. Dropped by at around 9 pm and parking was free. First impression was the building is not new but not run down either. Cover charge was $8. The layout was nice…
The homies like to hang out here often, so whenever we drop by its a good time. There are really good drink specials during happy hour and there's a free buffet with decent food. The girls here range from a…
Went in Monday pretty nice selection for it was around 2pm. I saw a line of ladies over by the wall and we got to talking to a few. One of the chicks reaches for my junk and says lets…
Got here on a friday night and it wasnt that packed. Typical 8 dollar cover fee to get in on a friday-sunday night. As soon as you walk in I notice that there's flat screens everywhere including 2 big giant…
Haven't been to Michaels in a few months but decided to go back this past Monday. Looks like they've been doing some slight renovations but the club is pretty much what I remember. They had a lunch buffet…
Back in Houston Three months after a disappointing visit to the Church, I decided to give Chicas Locas a visit. Long story short--if you're into Latinas and a little patient and a little personable, this place is everything you could…
The facts: $8 admission at night, free parking (albeit in a smallish lot), and imported beers will generally set you back about $6 a pop. Other than that, this place is tops for value if you like Latinas. …
This is an amazing club for your money as long as you are into Latina dancers. Most of them are young and beautiful. When you get a dance you can go into a private area where they will…
I was home for a few days so I decided to stop by my old standbye club and see who was working there. Chicas is a club I have been going to for years on and off. The layout…
Went to Micheal's International (Chicas Locas) in a Monday afternoon. It has been years since I had been there, prior to it becoming chicas locas... The decor was a bit dated and worn, but nothing too bad. …
Went here on a Wednesday afternoon for the $4 lunch buffet and $1 beer. The price for food is definitely one of the cheapest in town. But there was not too much to rave about besides the price of the…
Went actually for the lunch buffet, and I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of girls on a Thursday at noon. The other reviews hinted at lunch/afternoon not being bad, and I would have to agree. Ended up not paying…
Made a second visit to Chica's Locas. This time during lunch. There was a long buffet set up but did not eat. $1 beer was available as advertised. It's a little cup so $1 tip every time you might be…
great place to spend a Monday afternoon. $1 beers good buffet. If you like latina chicas this is the place, many don't speak english, quality can sometimes be hit and miss but there is no…
As other reviewers have said, it's not an easy club to find. No big sign that's a tip-off that it's a Gentlemen's Club. I drove past it once and had to circle the block before I found the address. The…
Nice club. Has its moments. Very spacey and very secluded VIP slots. Some of the girls have no business being in there and some are damn worth it. not as good as it once was back…
man oh man i went there with my boys on a saturday night best decision ever. First we got there around 10pm the place wasn't really packed so we got good seats by the 3rd stage. There were plenty of…
This club is right off the highway so there shouldn't be a problem missing it. The building itself looks not like your typical strip club since it lacks any neon lights of any nature. Walked in, paid my cover, and…
Usually hit up Chicas during the day but occasionally will go at night....there are better looking girls during the daytime, i think there are alot of worn out girls at night, girls with mileage on them...but regardless you can get…
Club is big, high ceilings, looks pretty upscale and clean. Waitresses are friendly and hot too, and some will also join you in the VIP area if you wish. Parking was easy, although bouncer outside did not say…
I was really hoping there would be some hotties at the club. After learing that the dancers here are mostly latinas I was really looking forward to the visit. I was there late Friday night but the place wasn't that…
Recent medical problems have kept me in my home area so had to sraech my memory, or what is left after my medical problems, for local entertainment that I could make it to and actually walk in. Well,…
Visited Michael's after reading several reviews...very slow start but left satisfied. The place is pretty big and has an area with pool tables and bar hangout. If you walk a little further in you are in the strip club area.…
been here a couple times and i seem to prefer going in the day beacause of lower cover, $1 beers, and buffet. nights seem to have more girls, but it can be difficult to find a seat, and where you…
Went Thursday evening around 8 or 9. I heard from my dancer that the club usually picks up after 11 pm on Thursday nights, but I didn't have the chance to confirm it.
Had the urge to check this place out and am I glad I did! Here's the quick and dirty: $4 cover; optional valet parking; nice layout with two dance floors; no poles...girls on the floor a lot; TV for sports;…
First time in Houston so decided to check out a few places. This was my final stop of the night. The entire time I was there I was assaulted by waitresses asking if I wanted a drink every…
Was in town on business, was looking to get out and see how Houston clubs compare to Miami clubs. Door girl was. hotty which made me want to see more. Walked a long corridor to the bar area was promptly greeted…
Always a good time at Michaels. The club is well laid out with two LD areas and a VIP area. Don't really see the need for VIP unless you really need a lot of emotional personal attention. You…
I couldn't stand another night in the hotel room. I looked up some clubs on the net and Michael's (Chicas Locas) struck my fancy. It is like a poorer latino man's Men's club. The girl on the stage when I…
I went back to this club after two or so years. It's very nice inside... similar to The Men's Club. Very large club, with a large main stage and two smaller second stages near the back of the…
First the basics: like others have mentioned, "Michael's" is now Chicas Locas at Michael's, and everyone simply knows the club as Chicas Locas. The club is roughly 98% latin; from the dancers to the waitresses to the other floor…
I visited Michael's aka chicas locas on a fri nite after work for happy hour. Place was packed.. almost every table on the main floor had someone sitting down. Waitresses generally friendly and not pushy on drinks. …
I am not sure what to make out of this club....It has lots going for it but at the same time it falls short. I went to this club with the hopes of seeing some attractive Hispanic Ladies. What I…
I visited Michael's International last Wednesday, the 18th. I wanted to try this club as I had never been. I thought "what the hell, why not." The club is not hard to find, but I was expecting…
Haven't been here in a few years. Things have changed, looks like it has become 100% latina operation. Door fee $4, drinks $1. Great buffet of mexican food. Club was clean and had a lot of waitresses…
I came to Michael's after reading some of the previous reviews a while back. Overall, I feel this a fine club to visit. It's located right off of the freeway, so finding it is not going to be an issue.…
I have been coming here for years, whenever I have a few dollars in my pocket. I always come only during lunch on any random weekday. It is always four dollars to get in and the food is always delicious.…
I decided to visit on a Monday around 5pm. There was a parking troll on duty, I parked first and was heading in when the troll told me its not safe if you park in the back and kinda…
This is one of the nicest clubs I've been too. I guess Houston is known for it's high class gentleman's clubs. It is located right off Houston's SW Freeway. Lots of lookers here. An average of 8, but there were…
I visited the club on a Friday afternoon and was amazed at how many girls they had working, they had three stages going and quite a bit of business. This was the first time I had been there so…
Interesting. Habla espanol? You have to like latinas, but if you do you are in cerdo heaven. Very friendly dancers if you can communicate. Fortunately I can. They may be even friendlier if you don't…
I was there early afternoon last week. There was a nice buffet available. Drinks are reasonably priced. Lots of latina dancers with latin music! Got 3 la dances of high quality from a chubby but pretty girl. …
Dropped by Michael's on an early afternoon for buffet and eye candy. Food was not bad - got the fish. Had brushed off a couple of dancers, but when Bella came by, I was hooked. …
I got to Michael's International after midnight. This club kind of reminded me of a banquet hall, which made the clubs layout quite interesting. A long hallway leads into the club. After passing the desk where one pays cover and…
Nice place, lots of latina action. one girl in particular; Sandra. Very hot and a great smile (cute laugh). Too bad she's no longer there, but the amount of girls there is awesome. Drinks a bit pricey, so I hardly…
Was in the mood for a little latina and decided to give Michael's a try. I was pleasantly surprised. While there were some thicker girls and some less attractive girls, during my visit I saw three girls that…
I finally dropped by Michael's again after a bit of a hiatus. Things sure have changed! The layout has remained the same, very classy building, reminds you of a fancy restaurant. Clean facilities. Unsure if VIP…
This place used to be my most favorate place in town a few years back, not any more. Most dancers now are out of shape, a few ok ones become very popular. The last time I visited this place was…
Could this place go downhill anymore??? The quality of the girls has gone way downhill. Normally if the quality is downhill the service level goes up. Well the managers are on high patrol now.
First time visit so I can't say if things are looking up or down. The cover was cheap at $4 so that was a big plus. The drinks were only $1 so that was awesome. The club…
Amazing what a crackdown will do (about 1+ years ago?) to a strip club. At one time this was the go-to place in Houston. Great looking dancers, great service, impeccable decor, service second to none in the US.
Really run down compared to a few years ago. Tried to talk to a couple of Hispanic ladies and had a hard time communicating. They don't seem very willing to go the extra distance to make a…
I visited Michael’s last Monday night at 7:30 PM. I had not been there for about 10 months and the place has totally changed. The owners have taken the club “Latinâ€, which means almost all the…
I've been here a couple of times this year and it's and ok place. The music is reggaeton, latin pop, latin rock, salsa, merengue, bachata and cumbia. Drinks are about 8 dollars; I'd recommend getting the margaritas because the other…
I visited Michael's for the first time in a few years. I used to be a regular customer, but then things had gone down hill with the quality and quantity of girls declining. About 3 years ago, they…
I dropped in this afternoon, with Michael’s as my second choice. A new club near here had advertised a Grand Opening and big lunch buffet today – there were three cars at the place when I showed up. …
It has been over two weeks since my startling visit to Michaels. Several things I want to mention, first is "getting there". I had just acquired a GPS and let me tell you it REALLY SIMPLIFIED THINGS. I…
Stopped by at 11 for free lunch buffet with $4 cover. The buffet wasn't that great but hey $4 for some ok food and sitting back and watching girls i'm not complaining. Drinks were $1 thats just crazy waitress even…
Stopped by here around 12:15 a.m. and paid $8 cover to get into the place. It seemed dead and they were playing nothing but crappy latin music that sounded like the same tune played over and over again. …
Hard to believe this place... used to be top of the line...anything goes Dizneyland for males.... Now it is sort of like walking through the rubble of a hurricane... every so often there is a reminder of former glory... but…
Is there a comeback? With Treasures constantly under pressure, things are heating up at Michaels. Nothing like the old days, but there are more new faces everyday. The music is hit or miss - sometimes they mix it up…
I dropped in to watch football and see some girls. The cover charge was $4. The club is really large - there is a second set of tables used for dances off the second, unused bar.
Stopped in here Mid November, just got back from a road trip so I hadn't been able to post. Had been here about 3 years ago, didn't get the interaction I did last time (BJ after 4 dances) but I…
R.I.P. Unless you are really lucky and can find the "one" hot dancer during a night shift - you are better off going anywhere else. I can't believe they don't just sell the place off and start from…
What has gone wrong in Houston, I remember back in the day BBBJ and full service were definite possibilities. Now it feels as if you are anywhere but good ole Houston Texas. Went in one evening while in town on…
this is the chicas locas of houston the music and the girls are all latina. went in the afternoon the drinks were cheap compared to other clubs. there is one main stage and several smaller stages the main stage was…
Decent place, drinks are not that expensive. I think i was there when there was 1.50 specials. Cover charge was $8. The girls are half way decent. When I was there it was mostly Hispanic girls and Hispanic…
Michael's has been a middle of the road club with cheap drinks ($1.50) before 9:00 PM and reasonable cover charge $4-$8 depending on the time. The girls are average with a few standouts and a few in the…
Hard to imaging that this type of the thing could happen to such an established club. This used to be amongst the best contact clubs in the city, but a change in layout (probably because of pressure from the…
Michael's is still a mainstay in H-Town if you want to avoid the overly expensive glitzy clubs. The club seems to be in an office complex, but don't be diosappointed by first impressions. There is an asult boutique…
I have been in Michaels only a few times. This place has never yet disappointed me. I admit I was a little concerned initially after paying the cover charge and then discovering that there were not that many…
Visited while on trip recently. Unusual setting - looks like an office building that youre entering. When I did visit - not too many dancers present and those that were, were occupied talking to regulars. They had…
Now that the club has dance specials and that some of the more popular clubs are under fire, Michaels has stepped it up. The $1.50 drinks for happy hour are solid. Thursday and Fridays happy hour are the…
Michael’s is just on 59 South between the loop and beltway. It is just north of the Colorado club which has the large neon sign you can not miss. Michael’s inside is interesting. It seems like a…
It was a great afternoon. Not many people, but many dancers so the attention was great. Tony is the dancer to find. THe dancers were all between 6 and 10's. After a good bit of alchohol, Tony and I…
Very disappointed the last time i was here a few weeks ago. Went around 7:00 Pm on a Saturday and there was only 3 girls working. 2 were hideous and one was marginally ok. Went back to the front and…
Looks like club has tried to improve VIP area by having dances behind the pool room area (the old champagne room), however, better dance areas will not make a better expereince unless the girls are there. I wnet on…
Stopped by on a weeknight - before 9 PM beers were real cheap - I think like $2.00. Cover was maybe $5. There was a great diversity of dancers on the attractiveness scale - from an 8 to…
Michael's use to be good club to go for lunch, not that the buffet lunch was any good, but for the "rush hour" where for $1 you can get an abbreviated lap dance with lots of contact. Sadly, they…
Well, good ol' Michaels is starting to make a minor comeback. Gone are the days of the free private booths and the talent level, while never outstanding, has slipped a bit as well. Frequent busts, major changes in…
Went to the club at 2pm on a Thursday afternoon, after reading favorable reviews. Large club that had 6 dancers and maybe four customers when I arrived. Dancers ranged from 2- 7. Club had a…