As other reviewers have said, it's...

As other reviewers have said, it's not an easy club to find. No big sign that's a tip-off that it's a Gentlemen's Club. I drove past it once and had to circle the block before I found the address. The club itself is big and looks upscale. A little dark, but not too bad.

It is definitely a Latin Club. My waitress didn't speak any English and the dancer who stopped by my table wasn't much better. But,it was dollar beer day and the dancer was relatively hot.

She immediately suggested we head to the back room. AS advertised she made a barrier out of the high backed chairs so we had some privacy. Her "pasties" covered her entire breast - not very exciting. It short order she freed willy and delivered a happy ending. Then the @#$%^ hit the fan.

I wasn't real comfortable with the surroundings so I decided to head back to my hotel. I got to my rental and discovered that, in the 30 minutes that I was in the club, someone had broken into my car and stole by GPS and cell phone. Neither of which had been left in sight!Plus, it was still daylight! I went back into the club to get them to call the police and one of the giys working there admitted that they had had real problems with break-ins and that they were thinking about getting a security guard! As I was talking to the Houston cop who finally arrived I noticed that the car across the aisle from mine had it's window smashed in. The neighborhood didn't seem that bad, but that's my last vist to Chicas Locas. It was the most expensive dollar beer I've ever had.