First the basics: like others have...

First the basics: like others have mentioned, "Michael's" is now Chicas Locas at Michael's, and everyone simply knows the club as Chicas Locas. The club is roughly 98% latin; from the dancers to the waitresses to the other floor staff. I only mention this because if you are expecting something like Treasures or The Men's Club you will be in the wrong place.

While you probably won't find as many "hot" women here as you would at Treasure's or TMC, what you will find at Chicas Locas is incredible value if you have good strip club IQ. I arrived shortly after 2 and missed the 11-2 lunch buffet, but cover was $4, parking was free, and a Miller Lite will set you back $5.50. (There is also a buffet that starts at 4pm.) Happy hour "drafts" of Natty Light or some other variety of amber colored water costs $1 in an 8-10 oz mini mug. If you are there during the middle of the day and ask for a "draft" the bartenders and waitresses will know you want the $1 beer. Wait staff are plentiful but not pushy, and during the day at least the other floor staff pretty much leave folks alone.

In the interest of space I won't detail my trip but I will say again that for the money this place rocks. If you play your cards right you can probably find whatever your heart desires for a price that won't break the bank. In my experience the hotter the dancer and the better she speaks English = less value. On this trip I had dances from probably the 2 best looking girls in the club and they were my least enjoyable dances. You can find an absolute sweet heart 6 who, without the hassle or hustle, will make sure you have a great time (whatever that means). One piece of actionable intel - if getting a private dance, tell the dancer to take you to the area "under" the DJ booth and behind the wall where the buffet is usually set up. I had been to Chicas several times before and didn't even know this area existed until my most recent trip. A sweetheart 6 who spoke little English took me back there and reminded me why this is one of my favorite clubs. Definitely darker and more private that the main lap dance area in the back of the club that has seemingly been brightened over the last year.