Chicas Locas
6440 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

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earlyriser60609
Mar 24, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Had the urge to check this place out and am I glad I did! Here's the quick and dirty:

$4 cover; optional valet parking; nice layout with two dance floors; no poles...girls on the floor a lot; TV for sports; free lunch buffet (I never eat food in a strip club so no comment)

Club is mostly low lit and has plenty of seating; friendly staff; overall dancers were good looking. When I sat down there was a chubby one and I was discouraged from the start. But the next three were slender and more animated. Before I had ordered a second beer I had a really cute, young chica on my lap. Not much english but fluent in the language of love. Lap dance offered @$20 and I agreed after playing coy and getting her to fess up that it would be "really, really good". Off we trot to the Champagne floor/area behind the small bar in the back and it's set up like the floor at Treasures with the wing back upholstered chairs. She proceeds to build a "fort" around me and I can assure you it was "really, really good". $80 later and I'm relieved of more than just 4 twenties. What was amazing was I flipped her a C-note because she really was worth it and she said "I'll get your change" DUDE...when have you ever heard those words from a stripper? Love the place...will be back soon. As usual, the car commercial disclaimer: YMMV

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