Haven't been to Michaels in a...

Haven't been to Michaels in a few months but decided to go back this past Monday. Looks like they've been doing some slight renovations but the club is pretty much what I remember. They had a lunch buffet that wasn't that great, but it comes with the $4 afternoon admission so I can't complain. With the $1 drafts, you can get away pretty cheap with admission and drinks ($10 for cover, 3 drinks, and tips for the waitress). Patrons are all pretty much hispanic dudes and older white guys but it feels safe. You don't have to worry about a fight breaking out or any thuggish behavior. Music is pretty much all latin music, but what do you expect from a latin strip club? Every now and then, the lone white or black girl will dance to something different, rock or hip hop, but its few and far between. You either have to love latin music or learn to tune it out. The dj is hard to understand and I couldn't catch half of the dancers' names. He also blares out an annoying vuvuzela sound effect way too often.

So the atmosphere of the club has its share of annoyances, but I came to the club to see some latinas and Michaels is a great place for that! The dancers spend quite a few songs on stage. They dance twice on the main stage and then dance two more sets on the two side stages. So if you have favorite, you can follow her for 6 songs on 3 stages. You can strike up a conversation with her at this time, so its easy to find out if they do extras. Many speak in broken English though, so if you don't speak Spanish, you may have some communication barriers to deal with. There are some very attractive girls that I think are 8s, but there are many in the 5-7 range. Not too bad of a selection for a Monday afternoon. One of the girls remembered me from one of my previous visits months before, so I decided to get a few dances from her. She's in her early 20s and is Mexican descent, but she was born in the States so her English was perfect. She had a very tight body and nicely shaved legs, no stubble or anything. She was easily the most attractive in the club (in my humble opinion) and was easy going. No hustling or anything. Private dances is where Michaels shines since it is very secluded. Lap dances are done in a different section of the club, away from the stages. You'll sit in a dark corner in this private section and the girl will take the surrounding chairs to make a fort to give you even more privacy. After the first dance with this girl, she took everything off for a little southern exposure. Of course, I went for a second dance. No kissing (unfortunately) but she let me touch every part of her so it was well worth two dances. After the second dance, she asked if I wanted to play. She was very forthcoming with the menu and price, since she only offered a BBBJ. I had stress to relieve so I went for it. Very much worth my time and money and was very glad I came to the club that day.