If you want cheap drinks, nice...

If you want cheap drinks, nice atmosphere, and good food, check this place out. If you want hot girls... I'm not so sure. I came in one afternoon, on a recent tour of Houston's strip clubs. The place has a really nice entrance, there was a cute girl in the front taking cover, and I was in high hopes walking in. Then I got a seat and sat down, and was disappointed. For one thing, I like girls who are slim. The girls on stage were thick. They weren't really that cute. However, I was willing to be patient. I sat down and a lady came and asked if I wanted a drink, when she came back I was expecting the usual $10 weak drink. Instead, she charged me $1. Holy shit! This is a good place to get drunk.

With drink in hand, I settled down and tried not to look too rude ignoring the dancers on stage. There were 3 stages, the place is big and nice inside, and well lit. Unfortunately, the girls tits are covered in latex (wtf Houston), the women were chubby and homely, and I just really wasn't too interested. Anyway, after a bit a girl comes and asks to sit with me. She is ok. Maybe a 6. Wearing a dress. She is pleasant with a big smile, and talks a bit. Unfortunately, her English is "not so good" and my Spanish is non-existent. After a bit she asks if I want a dance. I didn't really, but I didn't want to be rude, and figured what the hell. She takes me to the dancing area, which is a very dark corner in the back, and blocked the area off with chairs. She then proceeded to give me the best dance I had ever received. Very intimate. Her body, under the relatively modest dress she was wearing, was UNBELIEVABLE. She knew how to use it. She said something about VIP and $150, and if I had the cash on me I probably would have said yes. I think I ended up getting around 5 dances and it was incredible.

After that I got a dance from a skinny girl who was not very exciting.

I will definitely go back, for the cheap drinks if nothing else. And maybe I will see that dancer again and check out the VIP. I'll update you guys if I do.