This was my first time here...

This was my first time here and didn't know what to expect. Came in around 5pm. Main stage downstairs with smaller stages around. Upstairs is for lap dances, I didn't really go up so don't know what happens up there. They had $1 beer in small cups, they had a buffet with salad and fried foods - it was okay. Looked around for a while then got a dance from a dancer who kinda sorta looked like Penelope Cruz. Took me to a side room where she built a fort out of the chairs. Had a couple of dances and came out a happy man. Mostly Latinas so brush up on your Espanol. Had a good time, will be back.