Lap Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 7.25
Cover Day: 10
Cover Night: 13
They have $1 drafts and $1 'highballs' until 9 PM every night now - small drinks but worth a $1.
Alcohol, Bottle Service, Food, Non-Smoking, Pool Tables, DJ, Topless Lap Dances, Couple Friendly, VIP Room
ive read some negative reports about this club about the booths being removed and the management however on my visit everyone was very nice. the lap dances were done behind the buffet and nobody was ckecking in. extras were availible…
There is hope here yet! A recent visit surprised me in the number of dancers and the amount of offers to meet in the champagne room or outside. This is still only a shell of its former self…
I give this club an 8 based on the mileage attainable. 5-6 on the looks of the dancers. Not bad but certainly not Treasures or The Men's Club. Michael's has changed in the last 6 months. …
Ok, has this place gone downhill. this has to be one of the worst sc in Houston. Girls are in the 3 to 6 variety and alot should not be dancing. There are much better choices and places for your…
Stopped in to Michael's after a two year absence. This is the first time in since they got rid of the booths. Same setup as in the past, big main stage and two smaller stages. Girls do two songs on…
I think I could get used to this place. I managed to finagle the longer-term attentions of one or two super-hotties, who seemed to understand that their job was to make me have a pleasurable time. We sat at the…
I have gone to Michaels for years. It has fallen, but there is still action to be had. Maybe I have results because I get recognized, especially by the watresses. I went there Sunday afternoon, a…
This club is a shell of its former self. There is no private booths available any more for dances and all dances are done in a semi public area behind the buffet. All the girls push for the $$ VIP.…
I went to Michaels' on friday for lunch around 12.30, which they have a fabulous buffet for only $4 dollars. but the sad part about it was there was only 3 or 4 girls in the house for the duration…
Formerly the greatest show on earth, as a previous reviewer says. I like the set-up of this place, it could really be great. It's an "adult mall metro-plex," complete with lingerie and vibrator store, conference room, big ol' bathroom with…
TOO BAD... WHAT WAS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH... IS no just another stip club... Girls are still hot but milage opportunities have gone way down since the elimination of backroom area..
Wasted my time, I'm afraid. Pulled in before consulting the TUSCL guidebook, I guess I should have made Treasures my only Houston destination but too late now. Found the talent to be middling -- no stunners, a few…
Went to Michael's in the afternoon. I was not too impressed by the talent. A blond named Lourus kind of latched on to me. She was very playful, attentive, and liked to kiss. Very nice girl and…
Returned to Michael's after about a year absence, and the club has changed considerably. The very dark area with the cubicle-like dividers are gone. Now the area is basically just a lounge area next to the bar. …
Being first and foremost a SC lover, during my last trip to Houston I thought I would spend most of my trip in TGSOE (now FTGSOE, formerly the greatest...) and the like. I did spend some time there but it's…
I stopped by here at 3:30 p.m. on Sunday afternoon and paid $4 cover. There were about 6-8 dancers there and maybe about 6 customers. There was 1 black girl, an asian a couple white girls and the…
Had a good time the last time I was here, so I had to come back again and see if it was the norm or just a one night thing. Went on a Friday night with a buddy, and…
Huge spacious club, although looks a bit dated. Lobby feels like a hotel or a conference center rather than a strip club. Girls are generally in the 5-7 range with some 8s and 9s. Very…
Went to the club last Wednesday night around 7pm. The night started out slowly but the bouncers were cool-- they even got the channel changed to the basketball games. The trick was to get the waitress to do…
I was most impressed by the marvelous shrimp cocktail! The dancers were neither particularly gorgeous, nor were extras seemingly evident... the offer to spend $125 on the VIP room was not taken ( I am NOT about to drop that…
I walk in to Michael's about a month back and instantly see some regular faces. Do my obligatory hellos to them and survey the talent. There were probably close to 30 girls in there and only 9 guys! Needless to…
Went here on a recent Tuesday night. Club was pretty slow but I got there pretty early (8PM) and yet there were still a ton of women... all types. All three stages were going…
The king is dead. This club is a shell of its former self. There is no private booths available any more for dances and all dances are done in a semi public area behind the buffet. Unless your…
Went to the club last Saturday with some friends for the first time after hearing some rave reviews. The layout - overall it's pretty spacious, with a main stage and two smaller stages on the main floor when you…
Used to be one of my favorites, but as previous review mentioned they have torn out most of the private dance are. Area behind the buffet is too!!!! small. On dancer took me over to bar at far…
Michaels's is probably my favorite club, especially in the Houston area. I've been there maybe three times and the quality of the girls is hit or miss. Lot's of 5's and 6's with the occasional 7 or 8. They have…
They used to have 8 private booth/cubicles - now they're gone. This could be the end of an great era. If anybody knows where everyone is now going (trust me most…
Went recently on a Wednesday night. The club has some nice aspects to it, it also has some negatives. The strippers rotate on three stages, a song on each stage, which is better than at most clubs because…
Went there last night. Some good looking hotties, but the rest were average, at best. Had two songs with one dancer that did a very quick BBBJ (didn't swallow) for $, then 2 songs with a dancer that…
I had been looking forward to going to TGSOE and finally made it. I went late afternoon on Monday. The place was pretty empty. I didn't ever see many women. A few walked by me but…
Went by around 7 pm on Saturday night. Tipped a dancer at the stage who then went with me to the private area. She immediately asked whether I wanted extras and laid out a price for FS and…
This is from a Monday night late, so it may not be representative. All in all, this is a kids bar, as half the patrons had to be under 25, and lots of people (patrons and dancers) were acting…
THIS CLUB STILL ROCKS... went in the other night for a drink and cigar... Met petite black girl... 20 minute later i was banging her in the private area... BBBJ...covered FS
Had problem finding this club , my cab driver did not know it location finally he accepted my advice and asked his didpatch. When we got to club I thought we had the wrong location it entrance looked like a…
Well I decided to stop by TGSOE on my way back from the Kappa. To my surprise the club seemed dead for a Saturday night. I even observed one guy falling asleep. Anyways, it’s around 11:30PM and I want to…
I am used to the San Francisco Strip Clubs where everything goes. I had heard Houston had some pretty good establishments where action was available. Hit Michael International Gent house. First surprise., these clubs look like huge hotels, not old…
I have been to Michael's on and off for a couple of years when in Houston on business. The quality of service is outstanding, but the girls have gone down in quality in the last year or so. It is…
Rating this place this high based on service. Finally made it over to houston for some play time. Based on reviews here and elsewhere, checked out this place during the day shift. To start off, you evidently…
supposed to be the hot place in Houston. Was there on a very recent Sat. evening, and was unimpressed. I was there relatively late - 12:30 or so. Dancers were all in the 5s and 6s. …
I visited this club on a layover on a business trip. Came in on a Thursday night about 9:30 at night. My plan was to visit Michael's for a couple of hours and then head over and visit Treasures for…
Decided to go Monday night to Michael's and watch a little football, and check out the night scene, as I usually go during lunch. It was a completely different lineup, but with the same good results. After interviewing a couple,…
Went 10/9/04, a saturday afternoon. It's a nice club, a decent number of TVs, three dance stages, a back partitioned area where dances take place (and from the smell other activities) and a series of cubicles for even more privacy.…
I'll make it easy for those visiting Houston for the 1st time - either go to Michael's or Treasures. If you have a couple of hundred $$'s to spend then go to Michaels and stick to the main floor and…
Frankly, I cannot understand how people can rate this joint so highly. Granted, I visited on an afternoon, so might not have seen the club at its best. But, still, I have never encountered so many downright homely…
I have been to too many strip clubs and wasted too much money but for what most of guys look for in a club this place has it. As always YMMV and experience counts but this is one of the…
Went 2 weeks ago on a Wednesday. The place during the weekdays has really picked up. It's weird how sometimes the "behind the buffet" is actually better than the cubicles.
Also some 'fresh meat' since the earlier summer. …
Last visited on Sat 8-21. Have been to Michael's on many occasions but this was the first time back in several month's. The club is very large and nice. One large main stage in the center and two smaller stages.…
Thanks to reviewers on this site for leading me here. I was going to try Treasures first but I went here instead on a hunch and tuscl recommendations. I've been all over the country and the mileage here…
This is a fantastic club with a good location when located in the Galleria area. The club was large and clean. The staff was very friendly. It was not wxpensive for this type of club. The…
Went last night after visiting Treasures, before going to Centerfolds. Got a few dances from one young lady, but she was a 5-6er, and completely loaded. I got a dance from her and all was good. The private areas are…
This club will not win any awards for dancer looks quality, but the quite private dance cubicles are among the most secluded of any Houston lap dance establishment. Girls are very liberal with two way touching and making sure…
I spent four nights in Houston last month, and did lots of research about which clubs to go to. Luckily, the first one I visited (about 45 minutes after landing at IAH) was Michael's. Everything that has been…
After spending two days and two evenings at Treasures, I felt I had to sample a couple of the other clubs in Houston. Most reviewers say that there is Treasures and then there is the rest, way behind in…
This place doesn't have the quantity or quality of women as Treasures or St. James, but would be the best club in many cities. All of the women I met would sit with me (most of the time on…
Well, the only other 10 rating I'll give in the country is Treasures, and I thought I'd reserve that number only for Treasures but Friday night changed my mind....
As most of you know, or should figure out by prior posts,…
Houston is probably the best city in America for strip clubs and Michaels is probably the best club in Houston. It has great looking women, a great decor, great table dance and CR areas, good food and of course a…
I visited Michael's on a Sunday night, 01/18/04. This was my first trip to a Houston strip club. Cover charge was $8. A glass of orange juice runs $4.50. There is a main stage and two…
the place for the highest milage or more. Houston is the best town for clubs period. Get friendly with a waitress and she will connect you with what you seek. Private cubes allow you the personal contact if that is…