Chicas Locas

I visited Michael's aka chicas locas on a fri nite after work for happy hour. Place was packed.. almost every table on the main floor had someone sitting down. Waitresses…

I am not sure what to make out of this club....It has lots going for it but at the same time it falls short. I went to this club with the hopes…

I visited Michael's International last Wednesday, the 18th. I wanted to try this club as I had never been. I thought "what the hell, why not." The club is…

Haven't been here in a few years. Things have changed, looks like it has become 100% latina operation. Door fee $4, drinks $1. Great buffet of mexican food. Club…

I came to Michael's after reading some of the previous reviews a while back. Overall, I feel this a fine club to visit. It's located right off of the freeway, so finding…

I have been coming here for years, whenever I have a few dollars in my pocket. I always come only during lunch on any random weekday. It is always four dollars to…

I decided to visit on a Monday around 5pm. There was a parking troll on duty, I parked first and was heading in when the troll told me its not safe…

This is one of the nicest clubs I've been too. I guess Houston is known for it's high class gentleman's clubs. It is located right off Houston's SW Freeway. Lots of lookers…

I visited the club on a Friday afternoon and was amazed at how many girls they had working, they had three stages going and quite a bit of business. This was…

Interesting. Habla espanol? You have to like latinas, but if you do you are in cerdo heaven. Very friendly dancers if you can communicate. Fortunately I can.…

I was there early afternoon last week. There was a nice buffet available. Drinks are reasonably priced. Lots of latina dancers with latin music! Got 3 la dances of high…

Dropped by Michael's on an early afternoon for buffet and eye candy. Food was not bad - got the fish. Had brushed off a couple of dancers, but…

I got to Michael's International after midnight. This club kind of reminded me of a banquet hall, which made the clubs layout quite interesting. A long hallway leads into the club. After…

Nice place, lots of latina action. one girl in particular; Sandra. Very hot and a great smile (cute laugh). Too bad she's no longer there, but the amount of girls there is…

Was in the mood for a little latina and decided to give Michael's a try. I was pleasantly surprised. While there were some thicker girls and some less attractive girls,…

I finally dropped by Michael's again after a bit of a hiatus. Things sure have changed! The layout has remained the same, very classy building, reminds you of a fancy…

This place used to be my most favorate place in town a few years back, not any more. Most dancers now are out of shape, a few ok ones become very popular.…

Could this place go downhill anymore??? The quality of the girls has gone way downhill. Normally if the quality is downhill the service level goes up. Well the managers are…

First time visit so I can't say if things are looking up or down. The cover was cheap at $4 so that was a big plus. The drinks were only…

Amazing what a crackdown will do (about 1+ years ago?) to a strip club. At one time this was the go-to place in Houston. Great looking dancers, great service, impeccable…

Really run down compared to a few years ago. Tried to talk to a couple of Hispanic ladies and had a hard time communicating. They don't seem very willing…

I visited Michael’s last Monday night at 7:30 PM. I had not been there for about 10 months and the place has totally changed. The owners have taken…

I've been here a couple of times this year and it's and ok place. The music is reggaeton, latin pop, latin rock, salsa, merengue, bachata and cumbia. Drinks are about 8 dollars;…

I visited Michael's for the first time in a few years. I used to be a regular customer, but then things had gone down hill with the quality and quantity of…

I dropped in this afternoon, with Michael’s as my second choice. A new club near here had advertised a Grand Opening and big lunch buffet today – there were three cars…

It has been over two weeks since my startling visit to Michaels. Several things I want to mention, first is "getting there". I had just acquired a GPS and let…

Stopped by at 11 for free lunch buffet with $4 cover. The buffet wasn't that great but hey $4 for some ok food and sitting back and watching girls i'm not complaining.…

Stopped by here around 12:15 a.m. and paid $8 cover to get into the place. It seemed dead and they were playing nothing but crappy latin music that sounded like the…

was in the mood for a little latina and noticed that this club bills itself as the best latina club in town. well, i have to disagree. whereas i was looking for…

Hard to believe this place... used to be top of the line...anything goes Dizneyland for males.... Now it is sort of like walking through the rubble of a hurricane... every so often…

Is there a comeback? With Treasures constantly under pressure, things are heating up at Michaels. Nothing like the old days, but there are more new faces everyday. The music is hit…

I dropped in to watch football and see some girls. The cover charge was $4. The club is really large - there is a second set of tables used for…

Stopped in here Mid November, just got back from a road trip so I hadn't been able to post. Had been here about 3 years ago, didn't get the interaction I did…

The place is pretty big on the inside, but part of it with another bar and more tables wasn't being used. After getting past a lobby that was almost as big…

R.I.P. Unless you are really lucky and can find the "one" hot dancer during a night shift - you are better off going anywhere else. I can't believe they don't…

What has gone wrong in Houston, I remember back in the day BBBJ and full service were definite possibilities. Now it feels as if you are anywhere but good ole Houston Texas.…

this is the chicas locas of houston the music and the girls are all latina. went in the afternoon the drinks were cheap compared to other clubs. there is one main stage…

Decent place, drinks are not that expensive. I think i was there when there was 1.50 specials. Cover charge was $8. The girls are half way decent. When I was…

Michael's has been a middle of the road club with cheap drinks ($1.50) before 9:00 PM and reasonable cover charge $4-$8 depending on the time. The girls are average with…

Hard to imaging that this type of the thing could happen to such an established club. This used to be amongst the best contact clubs in the city, but a change…

Not like it was two years ago, but making a comeback. The old champagne room is now free (there is one really good corner for extra privacy). . . Now there is…

Michael's is still a mainstay in H-Town if you want to avoid the overly expensive glitzy clubs. The club seems to be in an office complex, but don't be diosappointed by…

I have been in Michaels only a few times. This place has never yet disappointed me. I admit I was a little concerned initially after paying the cover charge and…

Visited while on trip recently. Unusual setting - looks like an office building that youre entering. When I did visit - not too many dancers present and those that were,…

Now that the club has dance specials and that some of the more popular clubs are under fire, Michaels has stepped it up. The $1.50 drinks for happy hour are solid.…

This place continues to go downhill for over a year now. Normally only 5-9 girls at night. Only 1, 2 tops are worth it. Even with the beer specials don't waste your…

Michael’s is just on 59 South between the loop and beltway. It is just north of the Colorado club which has the large neon sign you can not miss. Michael’s…

It was a great afternoon. Not many people, but many dancers so the attention was great. Tony is the dancer to find. THe dancers were all between 6 and 10's. After…

Very disappointed the last time i was here a few weeks ago. Went around 7:00 Pm on a Saturday and there was only 3 girls working. 2 were hideous and one was…

Looks like club has tried to improve VIP area by having dances behind the pool room area (the old champagne room), however, better dance areas will not make a better expereince unless…

Stopped by on a weeknight - before 9 PM beers were real cheap - I think like $2.00. Cover was maybe $5. There was a great diversity of dancers on…

Michael's use to be good club to go for lunch, not that the buffet lunch was any good, but for the "rush hour" where for $1 you can get an abbreviated lap…

Well, good ol' Michaels is starting to make a minor comeback. Gone are the days of the free private booths and the talent level, while never outstanding, has slipped a bit…

Went to the club at 2pm on a Thursday afternoon, after reading favorable reviews. Large club that had 6 dancers and maybe four customers when I arrived. Dancers ranged…

ive read some negative reports about this club about the booths being removed and the management however on my visit everyone was very nice. the lap dances were done behind the buffet…

There is hope here yet! A recent visit surprised me in the number of dancers and the amount of offers to meet in the champagne room or outside. This is…

I give this club an 8 based on the mileage attainable. 5-6 on the looks of the dancers. Not bad but certainly not Treasures or The Men's Club. Michael's…

Ok, has this place gone downhill. this has to be one of the worst sc in Houston. Girls are in the 3 to 6 variety and alot should not be dancing. There…

Stopped in to Michael's after a two year absence. This is the first time in since they got rid of the booths. Same setup as in the past, big main stage and…

I think I could get used to this place. I managed to finagle the longer-term attentions of one or two super-hotties, who seemed to understand that their job was to make me…

I have gone to Michaels for years. It has fallen, but there is still action to be had. Maybe I have results because I get recognized, especially by the watresses.…

This club is a shell of its former self. There is no private booths available any more for dances and all dances are done in a semi public area behind the buffet.…

I went to Michaels' on friday for lunch around 12.30, which they have a fabulous buffet for only $4 dollars. but the sad part about it was there was only 3 or…

Formerly the greatest show on earth, as a previous reviewer says. I like the set-up of this place, it could really be great. It's an "adult mall metro-plex," complete with lingerie and…

TOO BAD... WHAT WAS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH... IS no just another stip club... Girls are still hot but milage opportunities have gone way down since the elimination of backroom area..

This place is still fun... but now that the back room has been replaced by a bar... the available mileage is not the same... I did meet a nice hispanic gal for nice…

Wasted my time, I'm afraid. Pulled in before consulting the TUSCL guidebook, I guess I should have made Treasures my only Houston destination but too late now. Found the talent…

Went to Michael's in the afternoon. I was not too impressed by the talent. A blond named Lourus kind of latched on to me. She was very playful, attentive,…

Was here on Sunday, Aug. 7. Motivation to visit (never been before, lots of choices in Houston) was previous reviews. Arrived about 10:00pm, up to the bar were I met the…

Returned to Michael's after about a year absence, and the club has changed considerably. The very dark area with the cubicle-like dividers are gone. Now the area is basically just…

Being new to Houston's club, decided to visit this club and see what it is all about. We called them and asked them about the buffet, and we asked if there is…

Being first and foremost a SC lover, during my last trip to Houston I thought I would spend most of my trip in TGSOE (now FTGSOE, formerly the greatest...) and the like.…

I stopped by here at 3:30 p.m. on Sunday afternoon and paid $4 cover. There were about 6-8 dancers there and maybe about 6 customers. There was 1 black girl,…

Had a good time the last time I was here, so I had to come back again and see if it was the norm or just a one night thing. Went…

Huge spacious club, although looks a bit dated. Lobby feels like a hotel or a conference center rather than a strip club. Girls are generally in the 5-7 range…

Went to the club last Wednesday night around 7pm. The night started out slowly but the bouncers were cool-- they even got the channel changed to the basketball games. The…

I was most impressed by the marvelous shrimp cocktail! The dancers were neither particularly gorgeous, nor were extras seemingly evident... the offer to spend $125 on the VIP room was not taken…

I walk in to Michael's about a month back and instantly see some regular faces. Do my obligatory hellos to them and survey the talent. There were probably close to 30 girls…

This review was based upon my experience...YMMV. Went here on a recent Tuesday night. Club was pretty slow but I got there pretty early (8PM) and yet there were still a ton of…

The king is dead. This club is a shell of its former self. There is no private booths available any more for dances and all dances are done in a…

Went to the club last Saturday with some friends for the first time after hearing some rave reviews. The layout - overall it's pretty spacious, with a main stage and two…

Used to be one of my favorites, but as previous review mentioned they have torn out most of the private dance are. Area behind the buffet is too!!!! small. On…

Michaels's is probably my favorite club, especially in the Houston area. I've been there maybe three times and the quality of the girls is hit or miss. Lot's of 5's and 6's…

Oh O! They tore down the booths! They used to have 8 private booth/cubicles - now they're gone. This could be the end of an great era. If anybody knows…

Went recently on a Wednesday night. The club has some nice aspects to it, it also has some negatives. The strippers rotate on three stages, a song on each stage,…

Went there last night. Some good looking hotties, but the rest were average, at best. Had two songs with one dancer that did a very quick BBBJ (didn't swallow) for…

I had been looking forward to going to TGSOE and finally made it. I went late afternoon on Monday. The place was pretty empty. I didn't ever see many…

Went by around 7 pm on Saturday night. Tipped a dancer at the stage who then went with me to the private area. She immediately asked whether I wanted extras…

This is from a Monday night late, so it may not be representative. All in all, this is a kids bar, as half the patrons had to be under 25, and…

THIS CLUB STILL ROCKS... went in the other night for a drink and cigar... Met petite black girl... 20 minute later i was banging her in the private area... BBBJ...covered FS

Had problem finding this club , my cab driver did not know it location finally he accepted my advice and asked his didpatch. When we got to club I thought we had…

Well I decided to stop by TGSOE on my way back from the Kappa. To my surprise the club seemed dead for a Saturday night. I even observed one guy falling asleep.…

I am used to the San Francisco Strip Clubs where everything goes. I had heard Houston had some pretty good establishments where action was available. Hit Michael International Gent house. First surprise.,…

I have been to Michael's on and off for a couple of years when in Houston on business. The quality of service is outstanding, but the girls have gone down in quality…

Rating this place this high based on service. Finally made it over to houston for some play time. Based on reviews here and elsewhere, checked out this place during the…

supposed to be the hot place in Houston. Was there on a very recent Sat. evening, and was unimpressed. I was there relatively late - 12:30 or so. Dancers…

I visited this club on a layover on a business trip. Came in on a Thursday night about 9:30 at night. My plan was to visit Michael's for a couple of hours…

Decided to go Monday night to Michael's and watch a little football, and check out the night scene, as I usually go during lunch. It was a completely different lineup, but with…

Went 10/9/04, a saturday afternoon. It's a nice club, a decent number of TVs, three dance stages, a back partitioned area where dances take place (and from the smell other activities) and…

I'll make it easy for those visiting Houston for the 1st time - either go to Michael's or Treasures. If you have a couple of hundred $$'s to spend then go to…