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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 20 yrs ago
The club is on market street...
reviewed by
lurkonly

8.0

The club is on market street in SF which is not the best part of town but the club is definitely good. I have been here many times. Some girls are a bit pushy…

review
published 20 yrs ago
attended during the day last year....
reviewed by
BuckMcNutter

7.0

attended during the day last year. Not a great selection and a bit scarey to be in there alone. I did get solicited by a very cute little asian number. Tight little…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Visited on a Tue night when...
reviewed by
JoeLurker

8.0

Visited on a Tue night when they had about 8 dancers on stage - and I would rate them 7-8. Ran into Angelina, an asian dancer I had seen years ago - still hot…

review
published 20 yrs ago
All other reviews about this place...
reviewed by
tokyojeffro

8.0

All other reviews about this place are basically true.

The quality of the women varies pretty greatly. The layout doesn't loan itself to being able to sit and chat with the women first. The…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Went here on a weekend night...
reviewed by
JasonMckin

7.0

Went here on a weekend night - park at the garage at 5th and mission. Cover is 25, walk into a threatre seating. Girls coming in every shape, size, and ethnicity - which…

review
published 20 yrs ago
In town for a conference, reviews...
reviewed by
wxbriefer

7.0

In town for a conference, reviews recommended it so tho't I would check it out. I would have given this place an 8 but the neighbourhood (the Tenderloin district in SF) is a rough part…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Interesting place, although located in a...
reviewed by
4250labrador

6.0

Interesting place, although located in a pretty bad neighborhood (nighttime is downright scary). Club has a long rectangular stage with three or four rows of theater seating on both the long sides. There…

review
published 20 yrs ago
See earlier review from Friday, October...
reviewed by
ondmtn

6.0

See earlier review from Friday, October 01, 2004. Went back in on Saturday October 2 to see what other talent worked at this place. I do appreciate that these girls are cool with "no" or…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Checked this place out because of...
reviewed by
bigglesworth

2.0

Checked this place out because of all the great reviews. Bottom line. this place was very disappointing. There was only one stage and probably 5-10 girls on a Thur night. The private…

review
published 20 yrs ago
New to the San Francisco area...
reviewed by
ondmtn

6.0

New to the San Francisco area and one of my buds reccomended that I try out the Crazy Horse. So Friday night it was. This place is different from what I am use to but…

review
published 21 yrs ago
In town for a conference...took a...
reviewed by
jmaz

8.0

In town for a conference...took a long lunch and hit the CHT for an extended "break"... Paid 15 bucks to get in (Wed afternoon). The stage is as previously described....kinda weird, as…

review
published 21 yrs ago
I decided to make a rare...
reviewed by
Mr Magoo

8.0

I decided to make a rare Saturday trip to the City. Usually when I pay Crazy Horse (CH) a visit, it's on a weekday. I used to think this place would be packed…