Reviews

This place is my favorite in San Francisco. It is a little lighter than the "hardcore" clubs. There is one long stage that looks like a runway that supermodels would use. Normally you can get…

I always make this the most frequent visit strip club in SF when I come into town for conferences, etc. While every club has its pros and cons (OK, some only have cons!), Crazy…

One of the large clubs in the Market St area - not an upscale place at all. The Market St area is a pretty shady looking area, so be careful when walking around.…

Got a lousy dance from Mystery the other where she effective just sat on my lap and worked hard to make sure her (beautiful) breasts did not fall out. At the end, she was…

One of the better SF clubs for lapdances. It's a fair compromise between the super-sleazy MSC and the extremely pricey MBOT. Personally I can't get off to a lapdance unless I'm really wound…

Friend of mine got married in SF this weekend and thought Id take an adventure down the infamous market street.. Boy I will never be going back to this club. The girls were very kind…

I forgot that before I visited O'Farrell again Sunday night, I gave this place a try. This is in a pretty bad area, lots of homeless and panhandlers. Got in $15 that night,…

Back again. Wednesday night around 8:20pm. $25 to get in is too steep in my opinion for a place that offers few amenities. Felt better at $20. Anyhow. I was in a strange mood that night,…

I was there last Friday at about 10:00 pm. The crowd was about 20 spectators and maybe 8-10 dancers. Most were 5-6's with a couple of 7's and one 10 (Nina). Dances are $20 for…

I had heard good things about Crazy Horse but had never actually gone. Finally carved out a friday night to spend a couple hours. I must say that, although some of the girls were…

Went to the Crazy Horse for the first time on Tuesday Afternoon. I went in just after 12 noon when the "happy hour" $15 entrance fee. There was only one other guy sitting at the stage…

First time visit to CH. Arrived during their lunch special which allowed all-day access for only $15 instead of the regular $25. When you walk in the stage is directly in front of…