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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 55 yrs ago
Dancers are just okay
reviewed by
VIPNickName

6.0

Went in on a Friday and see more guests than dancers...

Considering it’s Friday afternoon, dancers quality are just okay. The evening shift was much better

It’s kinda pricey and a dance costs 100 bucks. Some…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Perfect for a quick pop
reviewed by
Permanaccour

5.7

Great for a quick pop. I always enjoy coming in here and sampling the wares before making my purchase. It's clear that extras are provided and the girls are generally in the 6-7/10. Pricing depends…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Chill spot but weird layout
reviewed by
WeLoveSC

6.0

Dancers on stage were mostly hot and semi nice. A couple let me grab their asses and titties sitting in the front row. Haven’t been to many other strip clubs other than garden…

review
published 55 yrs ago
tiffany sex queen
reviewed by
armhole

7.3

i was in town for a trade show, and decided to stop by an old favorite, ch on market st. i had known tiffany from when she first started, she was real skinny then,…

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published 55 yrs ago
VIP Okay Time
reviewed by
noway1

6.0

Okay time, nothing of note. Cost a lot of money for the 3 songs. Not really anything special. Room is weird and VIP is a pull curtain. Asked for a $40 trip on top of…

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published 55 yrs ago
Best strip club
reviewed by
Sixavi

6.3

Nice place and the girls are approachable, good experience over all. But the location is bit crazy

review
published 55 yrs ago
Random Monday night at crazy horse gentlemen’s club
reviewed by
Joeblow3

7.3

From the outside, it’s lowkey enough to miss if you’re not looking, but once you step in, it’s a whole different world. The lighting is seductive without being too dark, the music pulses just right,…

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published 55 yrs ago
Worth a visit when in SF
reviewed by
hardny180

6.3

Visited this place about 6 to 8 times over 3 years. Great dancers, very friendly, decently priced lap dances although depends on the dancers too. Never went for extras so ymmv.

Ruby is an absolute…

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published 55 yrs ago
Average experience on a Sunday night
reviewed by
tennisplayer012

4.0

Went on a Sunday evening last month. I found the vibe to be somewhat downbeat (expected for a Sunday evening) and there were a few dancers up on the stage and few working on the…

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published 55 yrs ago
a random visit to CH on market street
reviewed by
testing123__

5.3

I went there after a conference very late in the night. Got free entry. I had NA beers since it's a non-alcoholic club. I found a natural beauty in there and when she walked up…

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published 55 yrs ago
Quick visit, just for a view
reviewed by
pgup306

7.0

As many mention, the area is seedy. I went pretty early on a Tuesday, while the cover was still free. I was pleasantly surprised at the number of girls and how chill they were, not…

review
published 55 yrs ago
New year, new visit
reviewed by
orangerouge

6.7

CH is probably the most efficient, bang for your buck place in SF right now. The dance prices aren't nearly as high as other places and you can still get some decent mileage. The girls…