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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

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published 55 yrs ago
Standard
reviewed by
Dopaminedream123

6.0

Showed up between shift changes. 6 dancers on board. The only decent looking girl was on stage. When she walked around we chatted for a whileZ. Cant remember her name (something rose?).…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Still Decent - depends on your dancer
reviewed by
oj4orange

7.3

They have small private rooms with curtains in the back. The “nice room” is $100 for 3 songs (2 songs if the girl is trying to short change you). The “naughty room” is $200 +…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Classic SF
reviewed by
Biztraveler007

6.3

This is a unique establishment. I have many to many clubs and none are quite like this. The seating in the main room is set up around the stage but is movie theatre…

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published 55 yrs ago
Fun afternoon
reviewed by
Bobdong

6.3

Went in around 6pm when the cover was 16 dollars. Stayed for around an hour where I went up and tipped some of the dances. I was a bit annoyed how at this club girls…

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published 55 yrs ago
Fun afternoon
reviewed by
Bobdong

6.3

Went in around 6pm when the cover was 16 dollars. Stayed for around an hour where I went up and tipped some of the dances. I was a bit annoyed how at this club girls…

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published 55 yrs ago
Dancers are just okay
reviewed by
VIPNickName

6.0

Went in on a Friday and see more guests than dancers...

Considering it’s Friday afternoon, dancers quality are just okay. The evening shift was much better

It’s kinda pricey and a dance costs 100 bucks. Some…

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published 55 yrs ago
Perfect for a quick pop
reviewed by
Permanaccour

5.7

Great for a quick pop. I always enjoy coming in here and sampling the wares before making my purchase. It's clear that extras are provided and the girls are generally in the 6-7/10. Pricing depends…

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published 55 yrs ago
Chill spot but weird layout
reviewed by
WeLoveSC

6.0

Dancers on stage were mostly hot and semi nice. A couple let me grab their asses and titties sitting in the front row. Haven’t been to many other strip clubs other than garden…

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published 55 yrs ago
tiffany sex queen
reviewed by
armhole

7.3

i was in town for a trade show, and decided to stop by an old favorite, ch on market st. i had known tiffany from when she first started, she was real skinny then,…

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published 55 yrs ago
VIP Okay Time
reviewed by
noway1

6.0

Okay time, nothing of note. Cost a lot of money for the 3 songs. Not really anything special. Room is weird and VIP is a pull curtain. Asked for a $40 trip on top of…

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published 55 yrs ago
Crazy Horse on a weekend, would visit again!
reviewed by
obi_kenobi

6.7

This was my first time visiting a strip club in SF. I don't know what I expected but it was a great time all around.

Venue: 5/10
Venue was fine, standard strip club mood and vibe.…

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published 55 yrs ago
Best strip club
reviewed by
Sixavi

6.3

Nice place and the girls are approachable, good experience over all. But the location is bit crazy