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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 21 yrs ago
Visited on a Wednesday afternoon. ...
reviewed by
mgm27grand

7.0

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon. It's a wierd club - theatre seats, a lap dance room with no bouncer, and the private dance area with a bench, chair and tissue box.

Had several average dances…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Hadnt' been to CH in a...
reviewed by
mangos56

7.0

Hadnt' been to CH in a few years, but I'm happy to report it's pretty much still got it going on. Plenty of hot Asians, if that's your thing. The girls are friendly for the…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Had a chance to go CHT...
reviewed by
JasonMckin

8.0

Had a chance to go CHT again on a Tuesday night - went there because TUSCL reviews said it was a happening place even on a weekday and that's no lie. Tons of girls…

review
published 21 yrs ago
I was here a couple of...
reviewed by
heatofthenight

8.0

I was here a couple of weeks back on Thursday night. The layout of the club is as described by others. This night, there were a couple of groups of guys having a great time…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Was there Monday about 4pm. $20...
reviewed by
oneday

5.0

Was there Monday about 4pm. $20 entry fee. Hot big breasted babe on stage. Another girl quoted a price of $100 for a two-song private dance while i did myself. WAY too much. I walked

review
published 21 yrs ago
Sunday night. Get there before 7pm....
reviewed by
melsmith

6.0

Sunday night. Get there before 7pm. Entrance only $15 with a $5 off voucher for a future visit. This was the highlight of this visit.

I've written about this place before, so I'll skip the blurb.…

review
published 21 yrs ago
This place is my favorite in...
reviewed by
stripper_friend

8.0

This place is my favorite in San Francisco. It is a little lighter than the "hardcore" clubs. There is one long stage that looks like a runway that supermodels would use. Normally you can get…

review
published 21 yrs ago
I always make this the most...
reviewed by
kirklandbob

9.0

I always make this the most frequent visit strip club in SF when I come into town for conferences, etc. While every club has its pros and cons (OK, some only have cons!), Crazy…

review
published 21 yrs ago
One of the large clubs in...
reviewed by
JasonMckin

4.0

One of the large clubs in the Market St area - not an upscale place at all. The Market St area is a pretty shady looking area, so be careful when walking around.…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Got a lousy dance from Mystery...
reviewed by
scottcmc

2.0

Got a lousy dance from Mystery the other where she effective just sat on my lap and worked hard to make sure her (beautiful) breasts did not fall out. At the end, she was…

review
published 21 yrs ago
One of the better SF clubs...
reviewed by
MrF

9.0

One of the better SF clubs for lapdances. It's a fair compromise between the super-sleazy MSC and the extremely pricey MBOT. Personally I can't get off to a lapdance unless I'm really wound…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Friend of mine got married in...
reviewed by
steveo1

3.0

Friend of mine got married in SF this weekend and thought Id take an adventure down the infamous market street.. Boy I will never be going back to this club. The girls were very kind…