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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 20 yrs ago
Was in SF for a day...
reviewed by
Link

6.0

Was in SF for a day and a half, and had never been to the Crazy Horse. Be warned: You may have to wind your way through some of the city's winos and drug dealers…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Went to the club on a...
reviewed by
sinner

9.0

Went to the club on a Friday night when porn star Kaylani Lei was performing. Arrived about midnight and club was packed. 30 girls working and they were kept busy for the 3 hrs I…

review
published 20 yrs ago
The atmosphere of this place is...
reviewed by
mgm27grand

6.0

The atmosphere of this place is just different. The theatre seating by the stage feels kind of wierd. I was there on a Friday night. Had dances from 5 dancers. The…

review
published 20 yrs ago
My previous San Francisco experience was...
reviewed by
ArizonaSlim

8.0

My previous San Francisco experience was at Mitchel Brothers and it turned out less than spectacular, and I felt somewhat of a ripoff. By comparison Crazy Horse proved to be a much better deal.…

review
published 20 yrs ago
I offer a grateful nod to...
reviewed by
bedrock

8.0

I offer a grateful nod to all the recent posters here at tusl as I found nearly all info pertinent, very current and accurate. To summarize: As a gentleman that prefers asians I was not…

review
published 20 yrs ago
this is still the best SF...
reviewed by
stevebaker

10.0

this is still the best SF club in my opinion, in terms of the mileage per dollar. I have spent more elsewhere and gotten more elsewhere, but dollar value here is best by far.…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Went back to the CHT in...
reviewed by
tokyojeffro

9.0

Went back to the CHT in late January.

I lapped with a cute Filipinno woman who had long gorgeous dark hair. We tried 4 clothed first for $20 each, and then went on to (3…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Checked the website one saturday and...
reviewed by
shellback97

10.0

Checked the website one saturday and saw that my old friend Tiffany was working, so I rushed off to the club to catch up with her since I hadn't seen her in a few months.…

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published 20 yrs ago
I was able to get the...
reviewed by
Mr Magoo

8.0

I was able to get the last day of 2004 off so I decided to spend my time surrounded by naked women. What a way to end the year.

My intention was to sit stage…

review
published 20 yrs ago
The place is in a rundown...
reviewed by
large

6.0

The place is in a rundown area and the inside is pretty rundown as well. But most of the girls are pretty. I thought the private dances were average but at least they…

review
published 20 yrs ago
I keep coming back to this...
reviewed by
doug20032345

8.0

I keep coming back to this club, and it is becoming my favorite. The club is in a bit seedy block of San Fran, although only a couple blocks from the shopping center of…

review
published 20 yrs ago
I loved this place. True...
reviewed by
raya

9.0

I loved this place. True enough that the location is rough but let's talk positives. There are no expensive drinks. There is no smoke (after all, we are in California). Nice…