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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

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published 20 yrs ago
Caught the Inari Vachs feature show...
reviewed by
formerATLclubguy

8.0

Caught the Inari Vachs feature show last week - I was amazed, a pornstar who actually danced instead of walking back and forth waiting for tips! Anyway it was my first visit to this place.…

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published 20 yrs ago
This place is a rundown old...
reviewed by
heatofthenight

7.0

This place is a rundown old theatre, no booze and a $25 cover charge. Inside, there's one long runway with theatre seating facing the runway on both sides and about 10 rows of theatre seats…

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published 20 yrs ago
This club was decent. I...
reviewed by
baller008

6.0

This club was decent. I went on a late Wednesday afternoon and the place was pretty much dead. There were only about ten guys in the place, and they all looked pretty bored.…

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published 20 yrs ago
This place turns out to be...
reviewed by
doug20032345

9.0

This place turns out to be inconsistant, it all depends on which girls happen to be working here. But I dropped in a Friday afternoon, and the mix of girls just about blew my…

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published 20 yrs ago
$10 to get in with coupon...
reviewed by
RussD

2.0

$10 to get in with coupon wasn't bad, forgot I gave the manager $20 bill, but he caught up with me to give me the $10 change--pretty cool move. Once inside, three black women…

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published 20 yrs ago
Was in SF for a day...
reviewed by
Link

6.0

Was in SF for a day and a half, and had never been to the Crazy Horse. Be warned: You may have to wind your way through some of the city's winos and drug dealers…

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published 20 yrs ago
Went to the club on a...
reviewed by
sinner

9.0

Went to the club on a Friday night when porn star Kaylani Lei was performing. Arrived about midnight and club was packed. 30 girls working and they were kept busy for the 3 hrs I…

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published 20 yrs ago
The atmosphere of this place is...
reviewed by
mgm27grand

6.0

The atmosphere of this place is just different. The theatre seating by the stage feels kind of wierd. I was there on a Friday night. Had dances from 5 dancers. The…

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published 20 yrs ago
My previous San Francisco experience was...
reviewed by
ArizonaSlim

8.0

My previous San Francisco experience was at Mitchel Brothers and it turned out less than spectacular, and I felt somewhat of a ripoff. By comparison Crazy Horse proved to be a much better deal.…

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published 20 yrs ago
I offer a grateful nod to...
reviewed by
bedrock

8.0

I offer a grateful nod to all the recent posters here at tusl as I found nearly all info pertinent, very current and accurate. To summarize: As a gentleman that prefers asians I was not…

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published 20 yrs ago
this is still the best SF...
reviewed by
stevebaker

10.0

this is still the best SF club in my opinion, in terms of the mileage per dollar. I have spent more elsewhere and gotten more elsewhere, but dollar value here is best by far.…

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published 20 yrs ago
Went back to the CHT in...
reviewed by
tokyojeffro

9.0

Went back to the CHT in late January.

I lapped with a cute Filipinno woman who had long gorgeous dark hair. We tried 4 clothed first for $20 each, and then went on to (3…