Reviews

My first time to an SF club and it was just ok. The Crazy Horse is truly a theater with mostly theater style seats as well as stage side seats. Sit next to…

Got a topless lapdance ($40) from Versace after her two-girl show on the main stage. Pretty boring, just straddled me and grind, that's it. No emotion, no other positions. Hard not to…

Wow -- I have a new favorite club in town. I'd avoided the CH for years, since parking is terrible and it's in a dodgy neighborhood, but I'd done some shopping at the SF Centre…

I recently visited this club after reading positive reviews and not-so-positive reviews of the MSC across the street. It was late afternoon on a Friday, and the club was mostly empty, except for a couple…

This is still my favorite SF club. You can really relax sitting front row at the stage and pay out singles for every song. The girls are 6-10 quality. I went late afternoon last week.…

Was in SF on business in mid Nov and stopped in the CH. Easy to find, but Market is a area where you want to walk quickly through. Was there in the afternoon and I…

Went to CH on a Friday night. Place was pretty crowded with quite a few girls working. Sat for a few hours stageside and watched the parade of ladies. All shapes and sizes. I loved…

Caught the Stephanie Swift feature, and was quite disappointed by how tame the show was. The closest she got to doing anything interesting was to pull the guys up toward the stage and then shake…

Went in on a weekend, it was moderately packed. As I've seen before here, girls vary a lot in ethnicity and size and shape. Finally I saw a beautiful tall blonde named xstacy.…

This club made it to my favorites. I've been recently, 3 times in a row. Once a Thursday, then Friday and again on Tuesday. Thursday: Pretty slow and I got 3 nude dances with a lot of…

I stopped in here before 7 on a Wednesday to catch the $15 cover. I left for dinner and came back later. It is a strange layout with the theater seats and a…

Visited on a weekday afternoon. Sparse crowd, but several dancers, all attractive. Previous reviews are right about the awkward layout of the club, but had paid the cover so I figured I would stay…