The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Building a Wall...

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PredragDr
Aug 1, 2019, 4:16 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I came here mostly for the feature, Britney Amber, arguably one of the nicest girls in porn. I paid $26 for cover and tipped the door girl a buck. Perrier out of the vending machine was $3. Then I was shocked what I saw on the left side when walking towards the stage. They have taken out all the theatre chairs to the left of the center aisle. They are building a wall (albeit not a very tall one) to separate the area from the masses. Funny thing is nobody really knows what is for. Some girls speculated it is for dances, others say it’s a lounge to use your phone (customers/employees are not allowed to take out their phone in the other open areas of the club) and some have said it will have waitress service for non alcoholic drinks. Anyway, it is still in process and no customers went in there.

I recognized a lot of familiar faces (Diana - middle aged skinny blonde, Charlotte - 30 something brunette that is a little rounder than I remember but still in better shape than the avg girl here, Camille - tall bleach blonde mixed race girl that used another name before). Charlotte chatted me up quite a while but was very low pressure to monetize. She isn’t really my type, but still did three dances for the hell of it in the lap dance horseshoe. Diana used to be one of my favs, but I think I’ve stopped getting dances from girls older than me. She still looks relatively good, but outfit oddly covered her (slightly bulging?) mid section; did someone knock her up? Camille looked like the hottest girl in there (even hotter than the feature). I did the cheaper VIP for $100 with her and she was super nice (no upsell or mandatory tip). She always has been nice to me; I remember when she had a different name and didn’t mind me rubbing my bare cock on her butt cheeks. I kept my cock in my pants this time, but perhaps would be interested in going all the way with her in the future if I brought more cash.

Britney Amber was hot, but is MILF hot now. Also was quite sweaty in a full effort show on stage.

All in all, I like this place better than Mitchell Brothers currently and find it cheaper than Gold Club. Maybe I’ll hang out in the exclusive walled section next time.

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