From Zero to Feature in 5 Hours

Dropped in for happy hour pricing ($16 6-7p) to find an empty stage. Noticed the partially enclosed couch area has taken over the left aisle seats while an L-shaped couch sits on the other side of the partition, facing the stage. After sitting for 5 minutes with no stage action and only 2 dancers on the floor, I decided to grab a drink at a bar and check the talent at Centerfolds. (That review will be posted ASAP.)

Stepped back into Crazy Horse at about 10:50pm to a 60-70% filled building and porn star Kenna James on stage. Every other seat was filled in the front row and I didn't want to cramp anyone's style so I plopped myself into the second row to enjoy the view. And what a view it was. I'm not easily impressed by feature performers but Kenna was absolutely gorgeous-- not an ounce of fat and a face like a sultry angel. She disappointingly didn't use any toys in her act but gave plenty of attention to the patrons in the front row and that, along with her undeniable star magnetism, made it a worthwhile performance. Imagine the hottest girl you'd seen in a strip club giving the hottest stageside action you'd seen in a long while. Mini-lappers, leg grapples with ass/pussy to face action, faux BJs... you name it. She even made sure to give some attention to patrons in the 2nd and 3rd row near the back end of the stage and the afformentioned L-shaped couch near the front end, and also pulled one lucky guy on stage. To put it simply, Kenna earned another fan that night.

The feature performance was followed by a 2-girl show by the next two hottest ladies in the building that evening. I forget their names but one was blonde, one was a gingery-brunette, and both had model bodies. Impressive stuff, especially following an act and beauty like Kenna. I stepped out to the lobby afterwards to use my phone then grabbed an aisle seat in the back. Kenna was doing autographs and dances in the feature room but I didn't bother inquiring since I'd already spent a good amount of my budget at Centerfolds and I figured her services wouldn't be cheap. I did get approached by an attractive AA dancer with perfect D or DDs who offered a $40 topless or $200 private room. I smelled ROB/Golden Pussy Syndrome on her so I reluctantly passed, but I did regret dismissing another mixed heritage dancer who offered a $20 test run. No other opportunities came up before I had to catch my train so I left with memories of Kenna, the other two beautiful dancers, and all the fun I had at Centerfolds.