The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Some great dancers if you pay attention, just avoid the bad and boring ones

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Mahnnaa
Jul 19, 2019, 5:43 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Paid a little over $20 to get in and headed straight for the stage - if you sit on the front row and tip a few bucks and you'll get a mini lapdance and a pretty good idea which ladies are worth a private show. Angeli was nice, toned ass and muscular legs with nice tits, long dark hair, but really didn't seem into it and the mini lap was very half-hearted. Up next was Mimi - a tiny little Asian spinner, with a great slim bod with pert, tight tits, and an amazing looking pussy - gave a really good little mini lapdance and I was definitely thinking of looking for her later for a private dance. Then Kylie, an average height white girl, decent body, real breasts, quite cute but again it was sadly a very uninspiring mini dance and she really didn't seem into it.

Before I had chance to see another dancer hit the stage, or find Mimi in the crowd, I bumped into Jaden - a stunning, super-toned little thing, very hot petite spinner body, tight butt and toned abs with great pert breasts, and I couldn't resist taking her for a $100 private dance. It was money very well spent, as she gave the most incredibly sensual dance I've ever had - nothing pervy, she just seemed really into it, it felt like picking up an insanely hot and up for it chick in a bar, she even went slightly over her time and I left completely besotted with her - it was truly mind-blowing, even though it was pretty clean and I left wanting more, I couldn't imagine any of the other girls in there that day being able to top it.

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Some great dancers if you pay attention, just avoid the bad and boring ones