The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Been here 3 times. It's not the best but a solid option in SF.

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handy1976
Aug 22, 2019, 8:50 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

So it's somewhat of a weird setup. It's a HUGE room with one big stage at the front, sort of shaped like a peninsula. There are chairs all around the stage, then a bunch of rows of fold-up movie theater style chairs that fill the room. Think movie theater but instead of a movie screen in the front there is a stage for girls to dance on.

It's very light inside for a strip club. If discretion or not being seen is important to you, then don't go. You see everyone and they see you.

I have avoided sitting next to the stage. I just take a seat towards the back of the theater. The girls will walk up the middle aisle and stop to ask guys sitting in the theater seats if they want to go in a booth. If you see a girl you like, don't wait for her to come to you, go get her before she talks to someone else who takes her away for 15-60 minutes. Going in the booth is very common here, they don't do lap dances out in the main room.

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Been here 3 times. It's not the best but a solid option in SF.