The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Mixed bag, but probably going to go back.

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tsome3350
Jul 5, 2019, 5:27 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I've been here several times over the past few months (mostly on Saturdays). The club looks like a movie theater with rows of seats in the back and the dancing stage at the front. Saturday nights are pretty busy and lots of the seats were taken when I got there. There are generally over 10 dancers at night. It is a non alcoholic club. Off to the side there is a spot for public lap dances for $20/song. There's also a few rooms for private shows but the pricing seems variable (some dancers were asking for 200, some 300).

Most of the dancers are pretty good and high mileage, but a couple of them try to rip you off. Make sure you know exactly how much you will end up spending before going to the private room area. I ended up spending more than I wanted for a dance with this Latina and had a very low mileage experience. The other time I got a dance with Coco and it was amazing. Very high mileage.

I'll probably come back, but it is a mixed bag and sometimes it can be great and other times not so much depending on the dancer.

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