Back On The Horse
Had a free night so I dropped by for the happy hour pricing after the old 10-5 (i.e. normal hours in the tech world that has overrun SF). I don't have anything new to add about the interior. Crazy Horse was the first club I visited as an 18 year old and 2 decades or so later, not much of it has changed. Same stage setup. Same old theatre seats. Same vending machine. Mostly the same decor. Etc, etc.
Caught a glance of the famous/infamous Tiffany upon entering but she was headed to the dressing room and never returned. Old fave Justine was in the house as well but she just doesn't cut if for me nowadays. God bless her though. Lovely woman. Also spotted Esmerelda, with whom I had a wonderful introduction dance with a couple years ago but haven't been able to recapture the same chemistry since. To be fair, I've only sampled her once (or maybe twice) since. She's usually pretty busy so I'm sure there's something to that. During a lull in the stage show I decided to pop out to the mall to grab a quick din.
When I returned the PM crew was beginning to settle in. Caught stage shows of a couple new dancers whose names I didn't catch. Heard Alina announced so I ponied up to the stage for a closer look. If any of you are unfamiliar with the Russian Sisters (Alina and Lena), they've been dancing at CH for over a decade but currently reside in The Phillipines and come back to CH periodically for months at a time. They haven't changed much over the years and have maintained their youthful appearance. Lena's boob job a few years back was the biggest change between the two. After Alina's turn at the stage, I retreated to the back seats and soon enough Lena recognized me and stopped by to catch up. She's as sweet as ever. A great aura and as genuine a soul as you'd find in a strip club. After catching up on life, I caught up on her lap dance moves with a topless dance. Her fake tits have settled in nicely and her grinds are as sensual and pleasurable as ever. Never any pressure for an upsell with her and although I was tempted to take it to a private room, I decided to call it a night and save my money for another night, club and lineup.
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