The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Way better value during the day

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Mahnnaa
Sep 5, 2019, 3:07 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I've been to the Crazy Horse quite a few times during the day before but this was my first time visiting in the evening, and I was very disappointed...

Paid about $26 to get in, and headed to the seats around the stage. During the day there's almost no competition for space around there, but tonight it was packed and I had to sit in the 2nd row to start with, where the view sucks and there's no chance of a quick $2 lapdance.

Was approached by Precious, an absolutely stunning dark haired girl with a super tight bod and nice firm fake c or maybe d-cup tits. Quoted my $160 for the $100 booth, and she clearly pocketed the extra $60 after feeding $100 into the machine. The lapdance was OK, but not amazing - got to grope her amazing breasts, but wouldn't let me hands roam elsewhere unless I paid $400 for "the fun room". That's too steep for me, and I doubt she'd have really delivered much for that. Pretty sure she didn't do anything like the full time for the $100, I'd avoid her unless you like being ripped off.

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