Reviews

Went to the Crazy Horse and had an experience very similar to the last reviewer. The club itself is a little dingy and run down, but let's face it that's not what most of us…

This was my third time to Crazy Horse. I went with the intention of enjoying the $1 mini-laps for awhile (even those are very hot) and then trying out a few $20 dances.…

Just thought I should share my past experience at the horse. I've been going to the horse for 3 years before relocating to LA in 2011. It is my favorite SC in SF, but not…

I am in the SF area again and decided on another visit to CH. I am glad I went because there were over 20 women working tonight and it was crowded when I went.…

Just a quick review on a special house show night. Sunny Leone was in the house for the weekend and her Thursday night show was pretty impressive giving all the front row participants a nice…

First time to this place, went in on a Thursday night around 8pm. Prior reviews are accurate about the seating and layout—kind of weird. In general, the Crazy Horse has brighter ambient lighting…

I was here Thursday January 13th and 20th after Midnight. I know I've reviewed this club many times but it's my go to club in the Bay Area. Despite the theater style seating, uncomfortable bathroom…

Made my return to Crazy Horse after 6 years away. $25 entry. The layout is exactly as I remember it with the theater seating and private dances out of sight in side rooms.…

Went on a Thursday night at around 7pm and there were about 8 dancers. All were pretty hot. 4 white, 2 Asian ,1 black and 1 native American-Irish mix. Dancers were hot and there was…

Aside from Mitchell Brothers, Crazy Horse is the only other large, independent strip club in San Francisco. It's located only about a block and a half from the main shopping/tourism headquarters of the city.…

I have been here many times myself. It is the best spot if you are in San Francisco. Best in the sense of value for your investment. Park in a garage or…

This is my umteenth time at Crazy Horse. I really like this place except for the stage style seating. But that is a personal preference of mine. This evening I was hoping…

I have not been to the CH for a good 18 months as I live in LA and have not had as many opportunities to travel to SF for work. I had an ATF of…

The Crazy Horse was the very first strip club I ever went to so it will always be a little special. The theater style set-up is definitely unique but makes for an interesting show.…

I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago with a few hours to kill one late afternoon, so I decided to revisit the Crazy Horse.  It was about a 10 minute walk from my…

Crazy Horse has long been my favorite of the Market Street SCs. Dropped by on Tuesday evening after a long time out of town and nothing much has changed. The stage is a good size with plenty…

I've visited CHT a number of times, and this most recent visit didn't disappoint. I wasn't in a private dance mood so I spent all my time (and $$) tipping at the stage and still…

On a vacation in San Francisco, I went to this club to see what the buzz was all about. Most of the girls here are very attractive and the stage dances get quite hot, especially…

Got finished with a project a day early so based on reviews decided to visit the Crazy Horse. Twenty-five dollar cover charge was a little steep, but I figured it's San Francisco, not Houston or Detroit.…

There are clubs that look and feel as if only bad or unhappy things will ever happen there, but thankfully the Crazy Horse or at least many of its dancers manage to evade this stereotype.…

This was my second visit to CH. I was very hopeful that I would see the same dancer I had gone private with last time. I walked in and was not impressed with…

I was in San Francisco running some errands. I got to the city early but my meeting wasn't until the evening. With the entire afternoon to kill, I wandered around Market Street.…

Went back to CH for another round of sexy women. Decided to go in the afternoon early evening because admnission is cheaper before 6PM and had plans later that day. As usual the club is…

Went into Crazy Horse after the Giants lost a playoff game and was just looking for some quick action. The place is set up more like a theater than a strip club - there…

Stopped by on Sunday night. Probably 8 dancers working and about 20 guys sitting around. Seemed fairly quiet and low energy tonight. The dancers that were working were fairly attractive overall. Most of them were…