Reviews

I've been to Crazy Horse a few times now. I'm a sucker for the high-mileage floor shows - if you tip pretty well ($2 - $3 / song) you can often get short 15…

Came here with my fiancé while on vacation. She likes to let loose when we're at a city where no one knows and this club is GREAT for that. Not only was she groped and…

As noted elsewhere this a converted theater. The girls dance nude and there is no alcohol served. There is a vending machine with drinks and some snacks. If you sit in the seats nearest the…

The physical layout of the club has been extensively covered in previous reviews. A few years ago they added or reconfigured space for additional private rooms, other than that it seems just as slightly…

Visited CH on a Friday while in town for business. I will say that I had a very nice time and met some generous and beautiful women, but in general, I do not find…

Thursday afternoon at the Crazy Horse. Minor improvements like electronic signs and lineups but still the same old theater-turned-strip-club. Small lineup filled up with Asians ranging from 5-9s. Nothing seems to change. Tiffany was looking…

Was back in SF for business and was out with coworkers drinking. One thing led to another and someone suggested stripclubs. I had a good time at Crazyhorse last time I visited and I knew…

Full contact club, get a chance to rub dancer's titties right when they dance on stage. titty press for $1.. where else are you going to get that..
dollar bills go a long way here..…

I used to be a regular a couple of years back. Stopped going after one if the dancers ripped me off. Anyway decided to go back and check it out again. They…

I happened on the Crazy Horse while walking down Market and stopped in to have a look. The place is set up theater style with a row of seats immediately in front of a stage.…

I've been a regular of this club for 7+ years and have seen much talent come and go. Currently, the club is not at its peak in terms of talent, but there's still enough for…

Decided to try this instead of MBoT as I was passing by. High cover, inside half the room filled by a long stage with rows of seats around it, then the other half is like…