Reviews

6:30 PM. The day shift names were still on the board, and a couple of the night shift girls, Bunny and Diamond. Nikita’s name was there also and I assumed she was working that night, since…

Sadly because of lack of competition in the San Francisco market, Crazy Horse is emerging as the most reliable, dependable strip club in the group. Mitchell Brothers has gotten way too expensive, there is…

Have been here twice, leaving with different impressions each time. In both cases the dancers were friendly and plentiful and the staff laid back. For out of town guests, be prepared for some sticker shock…

Went on a Saturday at 930 and was pretty disappointed at first. The first few dancers looked gross although they were eager to please anyone who put out a dollar bill. As the night went…

Been to Crazy Horse a few times while I was in San Francisco for business. Great spot, friendly girls a couple of hustlers. Got a lap dance from 3 girls 2 were very friendly. One was…

I have been here many times over the years. There is a small lobby area at the front where you pay, with an ATM machine in the corner and a list of the…

Thought I'd check out the Crazy Horse after being disappointed with the quality of dancers down the street at the Market Street Cinema. Let's just say I was not disappointed. Kendra, an enhanced…

This is fast becoming my favorite club ever since Rick's in Seattle was shut down. Went in on a weekday afternoon, found about 10 dancers and slightly less patrons. The seats began…

Went on a Friday afternoon and the club was quiet. Maybe only 5 customers there so it felt strange, especially with the runway setup in the club. Nonetheless, I sat in the front…

This is one of the better strip clubs I been too, dancerwise anyway. You walk in and pay at the counter and proceed and walk in the back to the club. The setup…

This was a disappointing trip to the Crazy Horse. It was a challenge to get in as there was a concert at the theatre next door just going in as I got to the…

Most of the other reviews are fairly accurate. Kind of a scummy place but they had some decent talent. Very odd layout of the place complicates things. The regular dances are pretty lame, but…

Same as reviewers before, it's like a theater. If you sit on the front row surrounding the stage, you might get a mini lapdance (light touching was available). They have three options for lap dances...bikini,…

The layout of this club is a bit odd, as when you walk in, there are rows of seats, just like in a movie theater. The first set of seats all face forward towards…

Always a good time at the Crazy Horse. When you enter between 6-7 PM cover charge is only $15. At the end of the day shift and beginning of the evening shift there are usually…

An old standby with sometimes really hot women and other times not so much. The lap dances are as much contact as you want (no sex, as far as I could tell). The feature performer…

I went to the Crazy Horse last Monday between 5 and 6pm. My first time to a strip club, so please excuse my naivety. Entry was $20. When I walked in, there…

Got there around 10:30 on a Wednesday night. Parked at the garage at 5th and Mission & walked over to the club. $25 cover. Soon as I got in there, I hadn't even sat…

Well, I won't address the seating arrangement as there have been many accurate descriptions of the odd theatre seating. The stage side interaction is very good from the front row. As previously stated,…

I've been at this club number of times over the years and from one night to the next or one month to the next your experience can vary substantially. Not a particularly good week…

After reading the reviews, I decided to try this out during a recent trip to SF. What everyone says about the theater seating is correct. What an odd arrangement. The level of contact was rather shocking…

I was here April 24th I usually go to Crazy Horse during the day. The dancers are not as hot but the dances are so much better, and the value is better too. But…

Went to this place on a Wednesday night a few weeks ago and have mixed feelings about it. Sure, it is a weird layout being an old theater and all but that's no big…

CH has been changing quite a bit since the recession. Given the sharp drop in number of visitors, girls have been a bit more mercernary in service. Very friendly girls around a year…

Went to this club on a Saturday evening. There were a decent number of dancers there and they were decent looking. No stunners but no uglies either. The set up is different.…