Reviews

I made it my goal to get a dance from every girl at the club. I strolled in at 3.30 on a Saturday afternoon and was one of 3 PLs in the club. I noticed…

I'd written a favorable review of this club the last time I went up to SF but to my extreme disappointment, this last visit was a complete rip off. If you ever meet a girl…

Was in San Francisco for a business trip a couple of weeks ago. Since I had to spend some time before a business dinner, I went to the Crazy Horse, which was relatively close to…

I was here back in 2005. It was a happening club. Mostly hot girls and great shows. There were a number of girls but only a few were hot. Most were not that good looking.…

Crazy Horse is one of those places that generally has below average dancers, but there are still a few surprises every once in awhile. On the price scale, it's probably the best bang for your…

Visit San Francisco on a conference trip. Studied around and picked this club. First of all, if you drive, parking is really yricky. I was lucky to find a parking garage around 5th and mission. Other…

Went to the crazy horse after a night in the Loin. Didn't expect it to be so "theater-ish", but it didn't really matter. Wasn't a bad experience. The dancers are pretty much all nude, not…

This was the first club I ever visited, years ago when I was just getting in to the hobby. Needless to say, it has not improved with age. The layout is as described in…

Crazy Horse is kind of a musty old theater with nude dancers on a catwalk stage. It's a slightly strange setup as the girls will often stop and mingle with the guys but have…

Crazy Horse remains a bit of a charming dive, and dishes out inconsistent experiences. I continue to have trouble figuring out whether I should recommend this place or not. Find the right girl…

I've been to Crazy Horse a few times now. I'm a sucker for the high-mileage floor shows - if you tip pretty well ($2 - $3 / song) you can often get short 15…

Came here with my fiancé while on vacation. She likes to let loose when we're at a city where no one knows and this club is GREAT for that. Not only was she groped and…