Reviews

I was here back in 2005. It was a happening club. Mostly hot girls and
great shows.

There were a number of girls but only a few were hot.

Most were not that good looking.…

Crazy Horse is one of those places that generally has below average dancers, but there are still a few surprises every once in awhile. On the price scale, it's probably the best bang for your…

Visit San Francisco on a conference trip. Studied around and picked this club.

First of all, if you drive, parking is really yricky. I was lucky to find a parking garage around 5th and mission. Other…

Went to the crazy horse after a night in the Loin. Didn't expect it to be so "theater-ish", but it didn't really matter. Wasn't a bad experience. The dancers are pretty much all nude, not…

This was the first club I ever visited, years ago when I was just getting in to the hobby. Needless to say, it has not improved with age.

The layout is as described in…

Crazy Horse is kind of a musty old theater with nude dancers on a catwalk stage. It's a slightly strange setup as the girls will often stop and mingle with the guys but have…

Crazy Horse remains a bit of a charming dive, and dishes out inconsistent experiences. I continue to have trouble figuring out whether I should recommend this place or not. Find the right girl…

I've been to Crazy Horse a few times now. I'm a sucker for the high-mileage floor shows - if you tip pretty well ($2 - $3 / song) you can often get short 15…

Came here with my fiancé while on vacation. She likes to let loose when we're at a city where no one knows and this club is GREAT for that. Not only was she groped and…

As noted elsewhere this a converted theater. The girls dance nude and there is no alcohol served. There is a vending machine with drinks and some snacks. If you sit in the seats nearest the…

The physical layout of the club has been extensively covered in previous reviews. A few years ago they added or reconfigured space for additional private rooms, other than that it seems just as slightly…

Visited CH on a Friday while in town for business. I will say that I had a very nice time and met some generous and beautiful women, but in general, I do not find…