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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 9 yrs ago
No longer old faithful
reviewed by
lapfanatic

6.3

It pains me to write this but Crazy Horse is no longer my go to club. I don't make it here as much as I used to because of my work location, but recently made…

review
published 9 yrs ago
The best days have gone . . .
reviewed by
bitterdbag

5.3

My how things have changed. I was a fan of Crazyhorse for a long while but I haven't been back for more than a few months. The girls working the day shift were…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Feature Show
reviewed by
franktl

6.7

They had a feature on. Her name is Vicki Chase. She's a cute Latina!

The had a few two girl shows which weren't very interactive with each other just the pervert's row inhabitants.

Finally,…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Good times, but spendy
reviewed by
cwilso

5.3

As others have said, the Horse is not quite a "regular" club. It's set up like a theatre, with rail seating as well, and a lap dance room, private dance areas, and a "naughty…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Mystery love$ company
reviewed by
hurtrussell

8.3

Ive been to this club too many times to count. This is my favorite spot in the bay by far. The mileage has gone down since the tech gentrification boom started hitting and I think…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Good times
reviewed by
Fixxers

6.3

As has been discussed this club has a theater style layout. Was impressed with the PS rooms - very private. LD are 20, PS are 100+ depending on the room. There were about 5 dancers…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Downhill a bit since last visit
reviewed by
ezcaddis

5.7

I probably shouldn't be qualified to judge this place because I only get to SF now and again but I had a couple of hours to kill last Friday afternoon so I dropped in and…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Hit or miss, but more hits than misses.
reviewed by
ptorrent3

7.0

Crazy Horse is an interesting club. It's in a slightly rough area, is pretty middling in terms of the physical club, and it's on the seedy end of the clubs I've been to in…

review
published 9 yrs ago
average
reviewed by
vision_works

7.0

Inside the club, there is a stage at the end, and theatre-style seating. I suggest you first take a seat at the back rows, to get a feel for the girls. If you sit at…

review
published 9 yrs ago
worst time here ever
reviewed by
Mott

3.7

Crazy Horse used to be my favorite SF strip club. After not going there for about a year, I went this last Saturday afternoon, along with a friend. Wow, how things had taken…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Decent quality but typically not worth the price
reviewed by
Aethelberht

6.0

This club remains a nice throwback to SF's more sinful past. If you're a local who's used to the cost of living, then maybe you'll have the tolerance for the hustling, prices, and the upsell…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Crazy horse review 10/12
reviewed by
bobborani

7.0

went there Monday afternoon. It was unusually slow and not too many girls dancing. The quality of girls was average with some hotties and other so so. Sat stage side and enjoyed the view for…