Reviews

Crazy Horse is an interesting club. It's in a slightly rough area, is pretty middling in terms of the physical club, and it's on the seedy end of the clubs I've been to in…

Inside the club, there is a stage at the end, and theatre-style seating. I suggest you first take a seat at the back rows, to get a feel for the girls. If you sit at…

Crazy Horse used to be my favorite SF strip club. After not going there for about a year, I went this last Saturday afternoon, along with a friend. Wow, how things had taken…

This club remains a nice throwback to SF's more sinful past. If you're a local who's used to the cost of living, then maybe you'll have the tolerance for the hustling, prices, and the upsell…

went there Monday afternoon. It was unusually slow and not too many girls dancing. The quality of girls was average with some hotties and other so so. Sat stage side and enjoyed the view for…

I agree with others here that dayshift is the time to go to the Crazy Horse. Sure there is more choice at night but it's too busy and difficult to corral the dancer you're interested…

I decide to go to the Crazy Horse on Monday during the afternoon. Not much going on outside. The building is a converted theater in a "changing neighborhood." I felt safe but it is still…

Day shift has fewer girls but you get more attention. The club can get kinda packed on nights and weekends. During these times you may get a girl more anxious to move on…

I am very much a day shift patron, both because it fits into my schedule and because in my experience extra's no matter what the club are more common. The tradeoff is obviously fewer…

So when Im in the mood to see some hot ladies and not sure where i want to go, crazy horse is always my safe bet. While they always have mostly 6s there, they usually…

Crazy Horse

Went alone to Crazy Horse on a Friday evening. Like the previous time I went, overall dancer quality was pretty low, with few making any use of the pole and in general just…

Headed there recently to celebrate after watching my favorite football team win. After paying the fee you walk into a rectangle shaped theater with a T-shaped stage forming from the back wall. Despite it being…