Reviews

I always stop by the place whenever I am in town. The selection of women in the club is very good. There is mostly a women for everyone from big breasts, white, asians, blacks,…

Walk south down Market Street and right when things start getting skeezy, there's the Crazy Horse Theater. I paid $25 admission in the late afternoon but the entry fee varies. This is an old movie…

Made a trip a while back to check out Ashley. My very first lap dance was from an Ashley here at CH and I wanted to check if she was the same one.…

Went back to the CH for another visit earlier this year. The entrance fee was $25 which is kind of expensive, but if you want to stretch out your dollar, they do give a stamp…

I was visiting San Francisco and stopped by Crazy Horse. The theater seating set-up is very different from what I'm used to back East. My impression was that, as long as you don't…

One of the best clubs I've ever been to. Gianna was incredibly hot, and other dancers were great as well.will definitely go back every time I am in Sf. I'd love to be able to…

This is my favorite club in SF. Probably because it's close to BART and there's a number of quality restaurants within walking distance. Now, I read there were quite a few girls working on this…

In town on anotehr business trip, not much has changed here over the last year - this club is always a hot a miss depending on teh girls working and this week was no exception.…

Showed up to the Crazy Horse around 11pm. All of the girls were texting or looking apathetic. I decided to ask one of the finer ones Giana for a private dance. It was ok. I…

Despite lukewarm grade, this is my go-to club in SF, primarily because it has the slower cash burn rate of the SF clubs with a balance of reasonable dancer quality/mileage tradeoffs. Key elements as follows: CLUB…

Dropped by the Crazy Horse on a whim one Saturday afternoon. It is very easy to get to via BART if you live in the south bay. Was instantly accosted by a tall…

Well I have reviewed on this club before so not going to bore you with the layout of the club. I still consider it an awkward layout but it works. The girls that were…

I went to Crazy Horse after reading some reviews here. I was specifically looking for a dancer that would give a little 'extra' attention in the back room. I found Cherry (or Sherry) who promised…

Paid a visit to Crazy Horse a few weeks ago. It was about three on a Tuesday afternoon. I paid $20 entry at the door, then made a quick visit to the loos on the…

Not ready to call it a night so I checked the website for the evening's line-up and lo' and behold there was an old favorite, Niki, listed. A few minutes later when I arrived…

Located on Market street, the dingy, run down part of Market but amazingly close to the upscale shopping district. Paid $25 to get in, get your hand stamped if you want ins- outs. A…

It's been a while so I decided to visit CH again and very little has changed. Everything about the unusual layout and bad neighborhood have been well covered by previous reviewers. One change in my…

I was staying in a hotel about three blocks from this place and had to pass it twice a day while going to and from meetings. My last day in town, I had a…

This is the first and only club in SF I've been to, so I can only compare it to places I've been in other cities. I went three times during my week-long stay in…

The club, like almost every other clubs in the city, is located in downtown. So always be expected to have difficulties finding street parking. Paid parking lots are in the area. The club does not…

I had heard so many great things about this place, I was really looking forward to a visit. However, I must admit I was sadly disappointed. Other reviewers have commented on the odd layout for…

Crazy Horse is on Market Street about a block from the main shopping district. Although there are a lot of homeless guys, its reatively safe being a main street -- just part towards the nicer area.…

After not being here for two years, I enjoyed coming back. But I also learned, that the club can very much be two-faced. The first stop was on a Sunday around 9 p.m. Relaxed atmosphere,…

Another trip to CH to confirm mileage of other reviewers. Had VIP with Tara and Barbie and a bikini lap with Unique. Tara was a standard VIP and offered extras but for twice…

Flashback one year ago: I decided to give CH a visit after reading some reviews here about the extras in the private areas. It was my first time in this club, so I decided to sit…