Reviews

There was not much going on. There were long waits between dances and not many dancers hanging out. Two older and not very attractive dancers asked be for lap dances but I wasn't enticed.…

Was in SF on a Thursday night a few weeks back and saw that Nicole Aniston was going to be at Crazy Horse. Got to the club at about 10:30 and there was already…

I visited this club on a Wednesday afternoon. I got there about 4:00 PM and there were about 7-8 dancers total. The cover charge was $31 plus $10 for parking. There was no alcohol since…

Went there on a Saturday night 7pm because Charlie Sheen's former fiancée, ex-porn star Brett Rossi was visiting that night. Paid $31 entry, which is pretty high and was wondering if it will be worth…

I visited Crazy Horse a couple of months ago. The place hasn't changed much at all since my last visit. The bathrooms are nicer which is a welcome improvement. The lack of alcohol, or really…

Not in the best of neighborhoods, to get to the club you will be walking past the overtly psychotic homeless, with a strong scent of marijuana wafting through the air and the numerous disheveled…

Had a visit past weekend on saturday night. A porn star, Brett Rossi, was there to perform pole dances and shows, which was okay. Girls would come and ask for a lap dance, which is typical. Good…

Well I thought I'd try the Crazy Horse as a change from the Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, but it was a mistake. Now don't get me wrong, the Crazy Horse isn't that bad, it's…

Was walking by and decided to check out the club. it was almost 2 AM and the club closed at 3 AM. The cover was an astounding 26 bucks and you got nothing for it.…

I'm from SoCal, where they have strict rules at most clubs and so it was very refreshing to go to a club where mutual touch is allowed. I walked into the club and less…

The Basics: $26 cover $2 water from the vending machine (no bar as this is a dry, fully nude club) $40 topless dances $160+ for VIP? Didn't quite catch what the dancer said. Just back from my first SC…

Mid afternoon break took a trip to the horse and at first thought it would be a bust all older girls. Then an amazing and friendly gal approached me. We went right to the back…