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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 9 yrs ago
so so club, best in the area
reviewed by
lapfiend705

6.3

I visited this club on a Wednesday afternoon. I got there about 4:00 PM and there were about 7-8 dancers total. The cover charge was $31 plus $10 for parking. There was no alcohol since…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Hot guest from time to time
reviewed by
slwnugt

6.0

Went there on a Saturday night 7pm because Charlie Sheen's former fiancée, ex-porn star Brett Rossi was visiting that night. Paid $31 entry, which is pretty high and was wondering if it will be worth…

review
published 9 yrs ago
They looked fake, but weren't
reviewed by
beishmael

7.3

I visited Crazy Horse a couple of months ago. The place hasn't changed much at all since my last visit. The bathrooms are nicer which is a welcome improvement. The lack of alcohol, or really…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Cheaper alternative to MBOT
reviewed by
Danton

5.3

Not in the best of neighborhoods, to get to the club you will be walking past the overtly psychotic homeless, with a strong scent of marijuana wafting through the air and the numerous disheveled…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Amazing Experience
reviewed by
WhenismyTurn

7.7

Had a visit past weekend on saturday night.
A porn star, Brett Rossi, was there to perform pole dances and shows, which was okay.
Girls would come and ask for a lap dance, which is typical.
Good…

review
published 9 yrs ago
not as good a MB
reviewed by
tedb

6.0

Well I thought I'd try the Crazy Horse as a change from the Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, but it was a mistake. Now don't get me wrong, the Crazy Horse isn't that bad, it's…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Disappointing
reviewed by
isparks

4.7

Was walking by and decided to check out the club. it was almost 2 AM and the club closed at 3 AM. The cover was an astounding 26 bucks and you got nothing for it.…

review
published 9 yrs ago
My Favorite Club So Far
reviewed by
Switch

8.0

I'm from SoCal, where they have strict rules at most clubs and so it was very refreshing to go to a club where mutual touch is allowed. I walked into the club and less…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Not bad but not my type of setup
reviewed by
mjpenn07

6.3

The Basics:
$26 cover
$2 water from the vending machine (no bar as this is a dry, fully nude club)
$40 topless dances
$160+ for VIP? Didn't quite catch what the dancer said.

Just back from my first SC…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Great show
reviewed by
Timdrake

5.0

Mid afternoon break took a trip to the horse and at first thought it would be a bust all older girls. Then an amazing and friendly gal approached me. We went right to the back…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Thursday Afternoon Time Kill
reviewed by
kjons

8.3

In town for a meeting and had heard Crazy Horse was worth checking out. Had some time before dinner and thought i would check it out. Cover was $25 but heard it was…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Hit or miss, depends on the dancer
reviewed by
ptorrent3

7.3

TL;DR: Be smart when picking your dancer, and avoid Lori.

I'm somewhat of a regular at Crazy Horse and am generally a big fan. You can't do much better if physical contact is important to…