Reviews

I'm from SoCal, where they have strict rules at most clubs and so it was very refreshing to go to a club where mutual touch is allowed. I walked into the club and less…

The Basics:
$26 cover
$2 water from the vending machine (no bar as this is a dry, fully nude club)
$40 topless dances
$160+ for VIP? Didn't quite catch what the dancer said.

Just back from my first SC…

Mid afternoon break took a trip to the horse and at first thought it would be a bust all older girls. Then an amazing and friendly gal approached me. We went right to the back…

In town for a meeting and had heard Crazy Horse was worth checking out. Had some time before dinner and thought i would check it out. Cover was $25 but heard it was…

TL;DR: Be smart when picking your dancer, and avoid Lori.

I'm somewhat of a regular at Crazy Horse and am generally a big fan. You can't do much better if physical contact is important to…

Walked in at 6pm which I believe is happy hour. There was a feature porn star later in the day but I don't know if my price reflected that or not. Day shift was pretty…

On a biz trip to SF with some time to kill before a flight. The cover was $25 but more fun than waiting at the airport. Two dancers were exceptional. One put on an…

My honest opinion about Crazy horse is that its just about right when it comes to full nude. Its very spacious (which is a VERY good thing when it comes to strip clubs in general…

I generally visit in my lunch hour.

The benefit to this is the girls are much more open and flexiblr than the weekend "party" scene.

While I first was apprehensive about Tiffany due to all the reviews…

I haven't been here for a couple years. It is easy to get to from SOMA or Union Square, right on Market St.

An old converted theater, the interior is odd for a strip club. Seats…

The Crazy Horse is located close to the Powell Street BART station in San Francisco. I got in during the Happy Hour (6-7 pm) and so, the entrance fee was smaller, only $15 instead of…

I wasn't in the city for long but had time a few hours to kill so I went to the Crazy Horse Theatre. It was early evening so the entrance fee was $15. I wasn't…