Reviews

I visited on a late Friday afternoon after a downtown happy hour with my ex co-workers. We got in around 6:30pm when many of the day-shift workers were wrapping up and the night shift starts…

Wow...been here a few times times but never a night like this. Usually on a Wednesday near midnight there will be 8-10 dancers the I would rate 6-8s and usually Asian and black. Tonight…

great girls! great fun! great private sessions! lots of girls to choose from and not to many of them are fugly! haha! i liked that they offered a wide range of options to choose from…

I went here two different Wednesday afternoons. I went the second time after seeing Diana the first time around. She is blonde hottie in her 30s, with D bolt ons. She is smart, hot, and…

I'm thinking this isn't my type of place, so you may want to discount some of my thoughts here. I went one night thinking this would be one of the more mellow San Francisco clubs.…

Looks a little seedy (and it's not in the greatest neighborhood, though walking with purpose tends to keep folks from approaching you), but don't be put off. If you've only been to strip clubs that…

Strange club, Cinema look/feel, has a runway down the middle, but some seats further back. If you sit in the ones further back you'll get approached more often for private dancers, seems to be if your…

Back to my club. After an OK $20 dance with a very cool girl at The Gold Club I needed some full contact fun at my local club of choice. Bad part was…

After a second time around at this establishment, I would like to upgrade the club's rating based on the number of women on a Saturday night. There are better clubs as far as the physical…

I have very mixed feelings about Crazy Horse. On the one hand, the girls are mostly friendly, a good handful of them are absolutely beautiful, and the prices are not too high. I also love the…

Went in during the afternoon and saw a new Latina dancer I had never seen before, Catalina. Amazing, soft boobs which she uses well and interjects a few head slaps now and then during a…

Been to SF yet again. I always seem to stop by here because it is my old reliable. I usually have no problem going to this club. The women here are mostly in the 7-9's.…

Stopped by earlier in the day (before 7) to pay the lower entrance fee. Stuck around for a couple of minutes before leaving to meet some friends for dinner. Got a stamp and came back…

I was in SF for a business trip, and MBOT and the Broadway clubs didn't seem like good value so I headed to Crazy Horse. The club has an odd layout, being a converted movie…

Visited twice on a recent trip to SF (partly because I didn't feel like being a walking ATM for the dancers at MBOT). Came away disappointed both times (one afternoon, one night). In…

I've been reading about major changes happening to CH. Since I haven't been here in a while, I thought I'd better check it out for myself. First change, and the only change as far as I…

Nice,sexy girls that know how to put on a good show with special personal attention (touching). The most fun and value of all of the San Francisco clubs. Jasmine is a hottie!! The…

Made a much anticipated return visit to the best club in the city. No interior changes since my last visit except finally there is a passable men's bathroom. The usual line-up of well…

Crazy Horse is a great place if you are looking for strippers that give good mileage for a decent price. If you are looking for alcohol or posh surroundings look elsewhere. The theater…

First trip to SF in a couple of years, was able to work in a visit to CH. Compared to my last visit, I'd have to say the overall dancer quality was down a…

went in on wednesday evening, paid 20 for admission. there were about 10 dancers working out of which i would rate 4 of them to of 8 range and didn't like the rest of the…

Stopped in during a midweek afternoon when I was between meetings. Paid the $20 entry fee, there were maybe 4-5 other customers there at the time. Got a VIP dance from Devine, who was in…

Had a few minutes to kill Friday after work. Had a little bit of cash to burn so headed for the Crazy Horse. I usually like to relax and chill for awhile but had dinner…

I have been to this club a number of times on different trips. This is one of my two favorite clubs in the country and certainly can be a high mileage one. The setup is…

It's my second visit with a friend. We came in around 10 and stay till closing. The girls there are hot, not pushy at all. I saw an amazing looking black girl that i wanted…