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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 8 yrs ago
Wednesday Evening
reviewed by
rdsf8786

6.3

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening. In the past, they used to do a Happy Hour Special from 6-9PM for $16 but it looks like that has gone away. Cover was $26 and you can…

review
published 8 yrs ago
A strip.. catwalk?
reviewed by
rtheta242

6.3

First time at a SF strip club visiting a lady friend of mine, they are not like anything I had expected if The Crazy Horse is in any way representative. Cover was a…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Really quiet Sunday evening
reviewed by
Guilden47

6.0

Stopped by in time for the $16 cut off. It seemed like there was only 6 dancers when I got there. There
were a couple of sports games going on that evening, so there was…

review
published 8 yrs ago
really dead
reviewed by
tuscl

5.3

There was not much going on. There were long waits between dances and not many dancers hanging out. Two older and not very attractive dancers asked be for lap dances but I wasn't enticed.…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Different But Fun Place
reviewed by
hjbls

7.3

Was in SF on a Thursday night a few weeks back and saw that Nicole Aniston was going to be at Crazy Horse. Got to the club at about 10:30 and there was already…

review
published 9 yrs ago
so so club, best in the area
reviewed by
lapfiend705

6.3

I visited this club on a Wednesday afternoon. I got there about 4:00 PM and there were about 7-8 dancers total. The cover charge was $31 plus $10 for parking. There was no alcohol since…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Hot guest from time to time
reviewed by
slwnugt

6.0

Went there on a Saturday night 7pm because Charlie Sheen's former fiancée, ex-porn star Brett Rossi was visiting that night. Paid $31 entry, which is pretty high and was wondering if it will be worth…

review
published 9 yrs ago
They looked fake, but weren't
reviewed by
beishmael

7.3

I visited Crazy Horse a couple of months ago. The place hasn't changed much at all since my last visit. The bathrooms are nicer which is a welcome improvement. The lack of alcohol, or really…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Cheaper alternative to MBOT
reviewed by
Danton

5.3

Not in the best of neighborhoods, to get to the club you will be walking past the overtly psychotic homeless, with a strong scent of marijuana wafting through the air and the numerous disheveled…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Amazing Experience
reviewed by
WhenismyTurn

7.7

Had a visit past weekend on saturday night.
A porn star, Brett Rossi, was there to perform pole dances and shows, which was okay.
Girls would come and ask for a lap dance, which is typical.
Good…

review
published 9 yrs ago
not as good a MB
reviewed by
tedb

6.0

Well I thought I'd try the Crazy Horse as a change from the Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, but it was a mistake. Now don't get me wrong, the Crazy Horse isn't that bad, it's…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Disappointing
reviewed by
isparks

4.7

Was walking by and decided to check out the club. it was almost 2 AM and the club closed at 3 AM. The cover was an astounding 26 bucks and you got nothing for it.…