Reviews

This was my favorite club at one point, now it's barely worth a visit.

They continue to charge the $24 cover that makes no sense. Once inside I don't recognize any of the dancers, most…

Been a little while since I had been to CH, so I popped in for a little afternoon check in. Still some of the old guard here but there were a handful of new faces.…

The club uses semi-automated machines to pay the dancers.

$40 buys you a "not-really-private-at-all" lap dance are on one of two big shared couches, and barely last a minute.

$140 buys you a "private room" lap dance,…

I rarely go to strip clubs now, but I'm a fan of Asa Akira, and when I saw that she was going to do a feature show here, I made sure to catch one of…

It's a strange set up, feels like a movie theater with the rows of seats. The stage up front can feel like you need binoculars to see the performances. I tend not to sit up…

I headed for the Crazy Horse thinking that it would be a quick place to grab a regular lapdance. Didn't quite work out that way. Cover was $31. Apparently there was a…

Back to the Crazy Horse on a weekday afternoon. It is still, in my opinion, one of the better no-alcohol, full-nude clubs in San Fran.
It's a small club with a 'T' shaped stage with multiple…

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening. In the past, they used to do a Happy Hour Special from 6-9PM for $16 but it looks like that has gone away. Cover was $26 and you can…

First time at a SF strip club visiting a lady friend of mine, they are not like anything I had expected if The Crazy Horse is in any way representative. Cover was a…

Stopped by in time for the $16 cut off. It seemed like there was only 6 dancers when I got there. There
were a couple of sports games going on that evening, so there was…

There was not much going on. There were long waits between dances and not many dancers hanging out. Two older and not very attractive dancers asked be for lap dances but I wasn't enticed.…

Was in SF on a Thursday night a few weeks back and saw that Nicole Aniston was going to be at Crazy Horse. Got to the club at about 10:30 and there was already…