Reviews

So this is a pretty typical Californian Strip Club - girls are friendly and the average is like a 7. I had two lap dances, both of which were very good. For a Wednesday night,…

I stopped by at around 9:30 p.m. on a recent Saturday. The layout of the club was recently described so I won't repeat. I was surprised that during the 45 minutes or so…

Came here on a feature dancer night Jesse Jane was performing. Entrance fee was only $25.00 even with her there. Movie theater type seating in the back facing the catwalk shaped stage.…

Club layout is somewhat unusual. There is a long narrow stage jutting out into the room with several rows of seats on each side facing the stage. There is another larger seating section…

When they say theater they really mean theater. Went to visit this club with a few friends and the seating is stadium style with a large stage. There are no waitresses or even…

Right on the border of downtown glitz and glamour and the bad part of the city. The club itself is fine, but has the feel of being a little run down. There's a…

This place really is a theater. Many rows of uncomfortable theater seats...but you don't come here for those seats. Day I was there there were at least 10 girls...about half of them 8 and up.…

Thought that I would give this place a try as I was disappointed with my last visit to MBOT. I decided to walk from my Union Square hotel as it didn't look too far.…

I was in SF for business and had time to kill one night so I ventured into crazy horse and definitely did not regret it. There's a lot of diversity: I had mostly couch dances…

Was in town so went back to a usual choice for SF. They have made big changes since my last visit. They have taken over the building next door and expanded the lap…

This was a pretty good club to visit. Had nothing else to do on Friday so decided to drive into san Francisco. It is preety easy to find the place but this is the city…

Still the best value in SF in terms of quality of dancers and what you get for the money. $20 entry fee, drops to a $16 early bird special if you come between noon and…

It's Saturday night and I'm back this time of time at one of my most visited strip club in San Francisco. I didn't plan to spend a lot of money so I didn't expect a lot.…

If you got the money i suggest you go here. As with most strip clubs the more you get the more you'll receive if you catch my drift...overall it still is a bit shady. Overall…

I went to Crazy Horse around 11 pm on Saturday. The place was packed with guys. I have never seen such a bad ratio of guys to girls in a strip club. The layout is…

I never spent much time at Crazy Horse, due to the close proximity of the Broadway Strip in relation to my ex-employer. Nevertheless, Crazy Horse has become my new favorite club in San Francisco.…

I spent an amazing saturday night at the Crazy Horse. The cover is expensive (25 dollars) but you always get a lot for your money when you seat close to the stage and particularly on…

Had one free night on my visit to SF to go clubbing and after doing some homework, this seemed like the best option for my menu favorites. Typical Monday night at a strip club with…

So I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago, and my hotel was about 5 blocks from the Crazy Horse. What did you expect me to do? I stopped into Crazy Horse…

Like it's name, this is really more of a theater than a strip club. Many rows of very uncomfortable theater seats all facing the stage. You don't go to this place for the stage show,…

This is quite a unique place if you have never been to San Francisco before. It is completely different than any of the Chicago clubs I am used to. As previous reviews state…

This place is a hell of a good time. I'm not gonna waste much time describing the layout when literally every other review mentions it. In a nutshell: theatre style layout, 6-7 rows of theatre seats…

So I had some time to kill after working in the area and had noticed this place as I was walking by for lunch. I paid the door fee and asked if I could keep…

Yes, the cover's expensive... But I really enjoyed myself here and overall I'd say it's well worth the money spent for what you get in return. The stageshows are excellent, with each girl doing a…

Avoid at all costs. $25 cover. They short you on your private time and it's a horrible theater-style seating arrangement. Especially avoid Jasmine the scam artist. I was in town and thought I'd check out San…