Reviews

I went on a feature dancer night - Asa Akira was on stage and her show around 1:30 am (60 minutes after posted time) was worth the wait. There was a ton of female talent…

Been going to Crazy Horse for a long time. I went back when they had some great dancers, and now when they have changed up management. Recently went on my visit and this place has…

This was my favorite club at one point, now it's barely worth a visit. They continue to charge the $24 cover that makes no sense. Once inside I don't recognize any of the dancers, most…

Been a little while since I had been to CH, so I popped in for a little afternoon check in. Still some of the old guard here but there were a handful of new faces.…

The club uses semi-automated machines to pay the dancers. $40 buys you a "not-really-private-at-all" lap dance are on one of two big shared couches, and barely last a minute. $140 buys you a "private room" lap dance,…

I rarely go to strip clubs now, but I'm a fan of Asa Akira, and when I saw that she was going to do a feature show here, I made sure to catch one of…

It's a strange set up, feels like a movie theater with the rows of seats. The stage up front can feel like you need binoculars to see the performances. I tend not to sit up…

I headed for the Crazy Horse thinking that it would be a quick place to grab a regular lapdance. Didn't quite work out that way. Cover was $31. Apparently there was a…

Back to the Crazy Horse on a weekday afternoon. It is still, in my opinion, one of the better no-alcohol, full-nude clubs in San Fran. It's a small club with a 'T' shaped stage with multiple…

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening. In the past, they used to do a Happy Hour Special from 6-9PM for $16 but it looks like that has gone away. Cover was $26 and you can…

First time at a SF strip club visiting a lady friend of mine, they are not like anything I had expected if The Crazy Horse is in any way representative. Cover was a…

Stopped by in time for the $16 cut off. It seemed like there was only 6 dancers when I got there. There were a couple of sports games going on that evening, so there was…