Reviews

Went on a Saturday. Crowd was a mixed bunch (it's the tenderloin). You can sit away from the stage and get propositioned, or go up front and interact with the show. Routines…

Club is located on Market Street away from the other SF strip clubs which makes it unique and also why this club is better value than many in SF. The set up is like an…

I had some time to kill before having dinner in downtown, so I decided to stop by here and see if I could get lucky with a dancer. I arrived just before 7pm, so only…

To celebrate my birthday, I decided to check out a strip joint in downtown San Francisco on Friday afternoon around 4pm. I chose the Crazy Horse because a few of my friends recommended it to…

This is a full nude club where the dancers make their money almost entirely off of lap dances. Consequently, the standard of pole dancing is not particularly high...indeed, the stage show basically consists of…

As others have said, it is a strange strip club. It is probably an old theater since when you walk in there are rows of theater seating and where the screen would have been there…

OK i got there in the afternoon. this place i found to be a total dump. i sat down in the seats and within 30 seconds i got approached by a decent looking asian girl.…

Have been to crazy horse more than any other club. Easy to say why. There are always some very hot girls there (though quality does vary) and private shows are a steal. was there last Monday,…

Let me get right to the point - this is not the place to go if you like supermodel pretty girls. Not the place for comfortable classy leather chairs and an upscale atmosphere. If you…

Came inside, sat at the stage, and the second dancer was wonderfully attentive, frankly nearly embarrassingly attentive with the stage side mini-laps. Petite, very pretty, toned, the only negative for me small implants but…

Went to Crazy Horse earlier this week shortly after lunch (it's $10 off admission, so $15, if you show up between noon and 1). Quite a lot of turnover since I was last there.…

Just came in town for a short turn around this week and as usual when I am in town I stop by my ATF place CHT. This is one of the few times I stopped…

So I went here based on the ratings and it left with mixed reviews. It took time to get used to the theater seating but it wasn't bad. The girls were all friendly and had…

Went in on a weekday afternoon. My usual ATF here was not present, so I spent most of my time sitting stageside and tipping each dancer and spent some time with some dancers that I…

I arrived at the Crazy Horse at around 9:00OM, so the club was fairly packed. The inside of the club is probably average compared to other clubs. The inside resembles that of a theatre, except…

OK, so I had a blast, no doubt about that. But it is one hell of an expensive place. But let me set the stage, so to speak: About 6 dudes, and…

Club located on Market Street in a slightly seedy area. Seems safe but somewhat run down with a number of homeless street people in the vicinity. Club has a combination of theater seating…

Club located on Market Street in a slightly seedy area. Seems safe but somewhat run down with a number of homeless street people in the vicinity. Club has a combination of theater seating…

My wife and I went and had a GREAT time with a tall, busty brunette who was more than hospitable... MUCH more. Many couples will go to a strip club for a giggle-filled, R…

I stumbled through the doors a little 2:00 AM. They closed at 3AM on Friday night so this was a relatively short visit. Totally different vibe at the Crazy Horse compared to Gold Club which I…

This is my second visit to Crazy Horse. I didn't even plan to get a lap dance this time. I went there with a friend and we sit right next to the stage.. there's 9 strippers…

I am normally a day shift person but had to work late and decided to head over to the horse to relax a little. I know the dayshift dancers and the vibe pretty well, but…

A converted old theater, 20 entrance free, a FIXED BATHROOM (yeah!) with a large stage and a perpendicular runway with three rows of seats on each side of the runway. Dancers do two song…

Over the years I've been to Crazy Horse many times, it's always a hit and miss. But I have to say this last Wednesday afternoon it worked out well. I don't usually go here in…

Stopped in on a Sunday evening right before the shift change so I got the happy hour special admission of $15. At the time, there were about 5-7 dancers on shift but as the time…