Reviews

Stopped in on a Thursday night around 9:30. I have visited the Crazy Horse a couple times before on business trips, but hadn't been there in probably 2 years. I was able to…

I went later on a Sat evening and stayed late. The club filled up and was a zoo when the featured dancer came on. The girls were high pressure in the back the…

Ok so this was last night.

Lets just say this was one of the strangest strip clubs experiences. I'll preface this review by saying it was a very slow night (Sunday) and the strippers where…

Went around 6PM on a Saturday, maybe 6 girls working. My prior experiences with clubs thus far has been if you sit in the rail you might get a face full of tit for…

I went here for the first time a few months ago, pretty new to strip clubs so I'm not sure how it compares to others in the area but it did the job. Got…

I stopped in on a Wednesday because I had some time to kill after work and before meeting up with some friends for an evening drink. From 6-9 on Wednesday's it is Happy Hour and…

Crazy Horse is by itself on Market Street, rather than in the big cluster of other clubs up on Broadway. The cover charge was $25. The club doesn't have any tables or a bar.…

I'm not familiar with SF, so I didn't realize I had already passed this place when I was wandering about in downtown. It's only a few blocks away from the tourists, the parades, and the…

This was a different sort of strip club experience for me. It was good. I will return.

Crazy Horse is located in a tourist area of San Fran - and cannot be missed. Even on a…

This is a compendium review of a Monday night visit, and a visit on Thursday afternoon and evening. The theatre part is getting to be an uncomfortable dump. I for one like to be able…

There's a lot that can be had here but there are a number of dancers that will try very hard for a premium upsell. Make sure you know what you're getting before you go into…

Not a ton of patrons there which made the stage-side scene a bit awkward. But dancers were generally friendly and accommodating. The club still has sort of a funky layout, but they make…