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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 9 yrs ago
Average visit to seedy SF Club
reviewed by
jdoggy

5.7

Stopped in on a Thursday night around 9:30. I have visited the Crazy Horse a couple times before on business trips, but hadn't been there in probably 2 years. I was able to…

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published 9 yrs ago
Still a fun club
reviewed by
MuyCaliente

7.0

I went later on a Sat evening and stayed late. The club filled up and was a zoo when the featured dancer came on. The girls were high pressure in the back the…

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published 9 yrs ago
Stripper reading a book - Strip club or library?
reviewed by
mrfawn

4.3

Ok so this was last night.

Lets just say this was one of the strangest strip clubs experiences. I'll preface this review by saying it was a very slow night (Sunday) and the strippers where…

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published 9 yrs ago
Cheap interactive stage show
reviewed by
tuscl

7.3

Went around 6PM on a Saturday, maybe 6 girls working. My prior experiences with clubs thus far has been if you sit in the rail you might get a face full of tit for…

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published 9 yrs ago
Crazy Horse SF
reviewed by
tuscl

7.0

I went here for the first time a few months ago, pretty new to strip clubs so I'm not sure how it compares to others in the area but it did the job. Got…

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published 9 yrs ago
Wednesday Happy Hour
reviewed by
rdsf8786

6.3

I stopped in on a Wednesday because I had some time to kill after work and before meeting up with some friends for an evening drink. From 6-9 on Wednesday's it is Happy Hour and…

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published 9 yrs ago
Low key theater rather than a club
reviewed by
schmoe31415

5.7

Crazy Horse is by itself on Market Street, rather than in the big cluster of other clubs up on Broadway. The cover charge was $25. The club doesn't have any tables or a bar.…

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published 9 yrs ago
Not so crazy about it
reviewed by
jack2019

6.3

I'm not familiar with SF, so I didn't realize I had already passed this place when I was wandering about in downtown. It's only a few blocks away from the tourists, the parades, and the…

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published 9 yrs ago
Good Stage Shows
reviewed by
rogertex

5.7

This was a different sort of strip club experience for me. It was good. I will return.

Crazy Horse is located in a tourist area of San Fran - and cannot be missed. Even on a…

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published 9 yrs ago
Compendium review
reviewed by
Boone

6.3

This is a compendium review of a Monday night visit, and a visit on Thursday afternoon and evening. The theatre part is getting to be an uncomfortable dump. I for one like to be able…

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published 9 yrs ago
Good club but know what you want
reviewed by
helloalllol

5.7

There's a lot that can be had here but there are a number of dancers that will try very hard for a premium upsell. Make sure you know what you're getting before you go into…

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published 9 yrs ago
good trip
reviewed by
DonHo

7.0

Not a ton of patrons there which made the stage-side scene a bit awkward. But dancers were generally friendly and accommodating. The club still has sort of a funky layout, but they make…