The Crazy Horse Reviews

Was in the Bay Area for work and decided to stop by the Crazy Horse. I was last here probably 10 years ago and wanted to see if things had changed for the better. In short, no. Weird theater set up which makes it seem more like the lamest fashion...

The club is located in a sketchy neighborhood of the city and so it can be a turn off for many compared to the other clubs. However once you make it inside it is one of the best clubs I have been to in a variety of cities. Let me...

So yes first of all the idea of using a "one off" cover price like $26 in order to distribute more singles is kind of stupid and annoying. Anyway once inside I found this to be one of the better evenings at CH - meaning there were plenty of girls...

I was in SF so I dropped into the club late afternoon. It was quiet, as expected, which doesn't make the dingy theater with runway seem very appealing. Short lineup of dancers that wasn't very impressive. Still worth sitting stage side to get good contact mini-lappers for a...

I used the excuse of a feature dancer to stop by the Crazy Horse. A burlesque performer named Roxi D'Lite was scheduled to appear at 10:30 and 12:30. Since I've never seen anything happen on time at a strip club I arrived at 10:45 to find that I...

Crazy Horse has been my San Francisco strip club of choice for years. While there were elaborate plans for expansion prior to the last recession, that never happened. Now Mid-Market is finally happening, even between 5th & 6th on Market. There is a huge, almost completed, mixed use building across...

So I've heard the hype about a special dancer who dances only in the morning shift for this location. For those who have visited this location, you guys should know who I'm taking about when I mention the fire and ice nature of her. Getting to details of things, this...

I used to consider this a decent club a few years ago mostly due to its value. I was able to get in without a cover (strong negotiation skills), complimentary extras (if you have game) and a few hot girls. All those things are of the past.
Cover...

I've been coming here for a couple of years and seen a progression of a quite amazing place in SF. Generally cover is $2x, pretty standard for san francisco. This place is still a great place to go, especially during the weekdays when the crowds pack the stage to check...

Came in at around 2pm on a Friday afternoon. Entrance fee was $26- paid since I knew all I'd be doing is hanging out and watching the action. Theatre seating with a large stage. Lighting is quite dark which is good imo :p

There were not many girls dancing at the...

I saw staying nearby so I walked over. It was still light out so I didn't mind, but this is a sketchy neighborhood to be sure.

I paid my cover and went in to the theater. There were about four guys sitting around the stage, and another 2-3 in the...

This review is a combo of 2 visits in the past couple months.

I've been a patron of CH for a few decades and sad to say but I think the club is way past its prime. The dancers have never been top-notch as a whole but throughout the years there...

This used to be my favorite club in San Francisco. Once you pay cover ($20 I believe), you enter to a theater type setup with rows of six or so seats on each side leading up to the stage. This is a full nude club with the girls...

Made an impulse decision to go to the Crazy horse after a few years of having not been there. It was the last night of Jennifer White's visit to the place, which was probably the main reason why I decided to go. However, after arriving sitting down, I for one...

Haven't been here for 5 years and nothing has really changed. For those that don't know it is theatre seating. Very uncomfortable chairs. Lap dances are done in the back. I recommend grabbing a bunch of $1 and finding a good spot at the stage, this is where...

I went on a feature dancer night - Asa Akira was on stage and her show around 1:30 am (60 minutes after posted time) was worth the wait. There was a ton of female talent present. As a man of color, a number of dancers came up to me and...

Been going to Crazy Horse for a long time. I went back when they had some great dancers, and now when they have changed up management. Recently went on my visit and this place has changed a lot in terms of business and girls. The girls here think they can...

This was my favorite club at one point, now it's barely worth a visit.

They continue to charge the $24 cover that makes no sense. Once inside I don't recognize any of the dancers, most of the best ones have apparently left. The dancers that are there rate on...

Been a little while since I had been to CH, so I popped in for a little afternoon check in. Still some of the old guard here but there were a handful of new faces. I ended up staying through the shift change and the early crew was a mixture...

The club uses semi-automated machines to pay the dancers.

$40 buys you a "not-really-private-at-all" lap dance are on one of two big shared couches, and barely last a minute.

$140 buys you a "private room" lap dance, where you get 3 songs' worth of light dances and a possible OTC proposition.

The occasional...

I rarely go to strip clubs now, but I'm a fan of Asa Akira, and when I saw that she was going to do a feature show here, I made sure to catch one of her performances. I wasn't aggresive enough to get one of the coveted front row seats,...

It's a strange set up, feels like a movie theater with the rows of seats. The stage up front can feel like you need binoculars to see the performances. I tend not to sit up close, opening the door for the others can come by and chat. A few came...

I headed for the Crazy Horse thinking that it would be a quick place to grab a regular lapdance. Didn't quite work out that way. Cover was $31. Apparently there was a feature dancer there which drove up the price, but I didn't see her. Grabbed...

Back to the Crazy Horse on a weekday afternoon. It is still, in my opinion, one of the better no-alcohol, full-nude clubs in San Fran.
It's a small club with a 'T' shaped stage with multiple rows of seats. The rest of the place has auditorium type seating.
In back is a...

First time at a SF strip club visiting a lady friend of mine, they are not like anything I had expected if The Crazy Horse is in any way representative. Cover was a steep since there was a featured porn dancer that night, and there's no alcohol ....