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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 6 yrs ago
Never disappointed
reviewed by
markoff

8.7

I've been going to CH for years now and it's generally always a good time. I'd been going for a while before I met Tiffany, and I gotta say she's the best girl working…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Keep going back
reviewed by
falc1973

8.0

As the title says I keep going back. I've been a regular for over a decade now and somehow this place draws me back. It's been easily accessible so I guess that could be one…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Things used to be better -- but I'm addicted
reviewed by
chadwick8

8.0

I have frequented Crazy Horse for many years now. And times used to be better -- no doubt, but I'm addicted and the pickings here in SF have generally gone down but I still…

review
published 6 yrs ago
a pleasant surprise
reviewed by
ugu925

8.0

I haven’t been here in years and had a few depressing outings the last time i went regularly. decided to swing by for old times sake.

Thursday night at 10 was pretty busy. 15ish girls, most…

review
published 6 yrs ago
The place is meh at best
reviewed by
Viewer21733

6.0

There was 1-2 girls that I would consider to be “good”. The rest are average at best. If you like Asians then they have a few.

The place was super dead during “happy hour” and seems…

review
published 6 yrs ago
waste of time, sorta
reviewed by
sololava43

6.0

So I went in a couple weeks back cause traffic going across the bridge was ridiculous. I figured I would rather at least sit down and see some naked women. Well that's about all that…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Weak Friday Night
reviewed by
oj4orange

6.0

Came here on a Friday night with a buddy. There was about a 2:1 PL to dancer ratio, so seats were reasonably filled up. I opted to get a 3 for $100 VIP with a…

review
published 6 yrs ago
SF is starting to tank -- but there are still some gems here
reviewed by
Chadd44

7.7

I went to Crazy Horse on a Friday afternoon -- probably got there around 4 pm. I have been a regular customer here for a number of years -- though off and on.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Cool place: he girls really vary, although some are definitely worth the visit...
reviewed by
Mahnnaa

7.0

Interesting setup, with cinema seating and dancers doing 3 songs (clothed, then topless, then fully nude) for people around the pole. Away from the pole most of the girls were sat near the entrance, and…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Still trying to give Crazy Horse a try but still not worth it
reviewed by
Fear51

3.3

Wanted to give the good old crazy horse another try. Not many good options in SF nowadays. Have been going to Gold Club Centerfolds in Sacramento, but that's such a haul and felt…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Not your regular strip club - it is a theatra with row seating
reviewed by
SamBan

4.7

This is a theatre not your regular strip club. There are a number of seats in a theatre setting and a long catwalk.

There is also no parking so you have to figure out parking on…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Keeps grabbing me back in
reviewed by
daniel99

5.7

Frequent Tuscl'r trying to steer clear of this place but when there is no where else to go in this city, you have no other choice. Was once again in the area and I decided…