The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewDiamond in the rough
Stepped in around 8pm. Most of the girls I wouldn't have taken free dances from, a couple were meh. As the night progressed, however, my luck would increase.
"Hey baby would you like a…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(MrEddyG)
chessmaster32
Aug 4, 2017, 3:34 PM
Diminishing Returns
This has been my primary club for over ten years. As I've gotten older I am there earlier, usually at 6 PM (when admission is $16 until 7 PM). The activity level in the early…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(davephx)
MrJDW1
Jul 27, 2017, 7:25 AM
Going downhill
I have been visiting Crazy Horse since the early 2000s, and it has always been my go to club...but it has really been going downhill in terms of the girls.
The night I visited,…
slammingscotty
Jul 14, 2017, 8:23 PM
Quiet Friday afternoon
Dropped by a few weeks back around 4pm on a Friday. There were barely 3 dancers in the seating and one on the stage. Maybe 3 other customers besides me. There was no one…
Guilden47
Jun 29, 2017, 4:34 PM
A brightly lit adventure that sheds a little too much light.
First thing when entering you notice that this placed used to be a theater.
It has the classic theater arrangement and a catwalk in the center. Something that also tripped me out was the lighting. I…
Otterbotter
Jun 22, 2017, 7:06 PM
African prince
A friend was visiting town and wanted to experience a strip club for the first time. We paid $26 cover each and went inside. I have a feeling the cash did not go into the…
playaar
Jun 13, 2017, 5:40 AM
I was amazed at how few dancers were working, but still an okay time
Came here on a Thursday afternoon when I was in the city for business. I've been here before, but I was surprised that the area remains a little shady. Still, I encountered no problems walking…
3 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(ptorrent3)
jthomas
Jun 13, 2017, 5:39 AM
Much better this time.
I try to visit this club every time I'm in the area. Luckily Paige worked tonight. She's beautiful and works "hard" in VIP rooms. Saw her and few of other regular girls. The only thing…
ragas666666
Jun 10, 2017, 5:52 AM
First Time Experience
'm starting this new year of Yelp reviews with a BANG!
Well, a lap dance to be more accurate. (No actual banging here. This isn't one of THOSE places.)
Full nude strip club means no alcohol…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(ptorrent3)
Smokeybayy
Jun 9, 2017, 5:24 AM
Getting worn out
On my recent and last trip to Crazy Horse, I realized this club is finally over with. It used to be a fun place, the girls used to have fun, the management was more lax,…
daniel99
Jun 5, 2017, 8:51 PM
different year, same routine...
Haven't been here for a year but its pretty much the same. Upon arriving i like to stop at one of the many dive bars that surround CH and grab a few drinks before…
roadmikeleak
May 30, 2017, 5:24 AM
Best full-nude, full-contact club in SF,...
Best full-nude, full-contact club in SF, though that's not a high bar
Crazy Horse is what it is. You can look at some of my earlier reviews for extensive details, but basically it's a somewhat grungy…
ptorrent3
May 28, 2017, 10:15 PM
Sunday night visits
Come by a couple of Sundays where you get free entry from open till 9. Quality of the dancers is a bit rough, and there's very few of them, probably around 6-8 for the night.…
az808n
May 25, 2017, 5:12 AM
Beautiful
Met up with a buddy. Delicious Thai. Walked neighborhood.
We decamped after two beers and decided to try CH. They apparently take local ordinances seriously, unfortunately. But the club is actually nice and new and the…
Runt69
May 24, 2017, 8:45 PM
Another Great Daytime visit to the Horse
Walked to the horse after a SF business lunch today. One thing to note, this neighborhood is improving big time. Lots of new store fronts and retail across the street. Whether you…
Islandguy80
May 23, 2017, 2:57 PM
something of an institution
There's nothing quite like SF. About 8 ladies chatted me up as I sat in the stadium seating. One is an actress who has a show opening soon. Really smart and interesting lady. Several didn't…
raya
May 22, 2017, 9:25 PM
Crazy horse on a friday evening.
It had been a stressful week and wanted to treat myself to heal myself. Drove all the way from Palo Alto to San Fran in peak traffic ....So hear comes the meat of the review
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pleaseda
May 13, 2017, 8:37 PM
Convenient location, decent dancers, but weird clientele
Stopped in at Crazy Horse was I was lounging in SF. The club is not too far from Union Square, so it was a nice easy walk from my hotel. Walked in, paid the cover,…
kosdeviant
May 13, 2017, 8:02 AM
It was pretty much what I expected from the WF Crazy Horse
Highest cover I ever paid, expecially when there is no alcohol, but I knew it before I got there and went anyway. So I got there around 10 and right away it strikes you that…
DiamondDaveMonterey
May 12, 2017, 9:05 PM
Some hot stuff, especially later
So I decided to try the famous Crazy Horse club one Friday night recently. I arrived around 9pm, paid the cover, and sat down. The club is laid out with a couple of rows of…
alsafet
May 1, 2017, 7:19 PM
Decent
Came here on weekend evening when in town for business when they had guest dancer. Cover was $31, where they gave me back a bunch of ones for tipping. Was able to convert…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(grand1511)
tuscl
Apr 23, 2017, 6:11 AM
Good for a lazy afternoon, but not much more
I paid Crazy Horse a visit the other day. I was in town on business and staying nearby. Went during the evening, dancer to customer mix was about 3:1! Not used to the NA type…
Coedkelly
Apr 22, 2017, 2:28 PM
Same ole, same ole
CH is what it is. It really hasn't changed much the past 15-20 years. The cover is a bit on the high side, but hey, what do expect here in SF. Went and got comfortable,…
coocookor
Apr 19, 2017, 11:52 AM
Another disappointing trip
I’ve been to CH, 3 times within the last one year and it’s been another disappointing trip. Maybe I’m going in with the expectation of seeing a C H, From 10 years ago and that’s…
beluk
Apr 16, 2017, 5:17 PM
One of my favorites
I really like the Crazy Horse. I went after a business meeting for the first time in 10 years. The place looked the same, but the dancers were hotter (and a bit cleaner than I…
looking5280
Apr 8, 2017, 5:12 PM
