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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 6 yrs ago
Not a bad way to spend an early afternoon on Monday
reviewed by
fnbickle

7.3

I counted 6 girls working on Monday afternoon.

Pebbles: Pretty, tall Filipina, long black hair, large real tits
Tiffany: Pretty, slender, petite Asian, long black hair, large fake tits
Charli: thick black girl, long black hair, large fake…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Not recommended....very poor, dismal atmosphere
reviewed by
bullsi

4.3

Let me start off by saying I would not recommend Crazy Horse. The AC was broken and it was uncomfortable.

I arrived at 8pm on a Wednesday night and stayed until about 10.

There were…

review
published 6 yrs ago
A slow night, but a great one.
reviewed by
ALEXCT

9.0

My wife and I visited on Monday night at the end of memorial day weekend. This was my wife's third trip to a strip club and first Nude club. We knew it was…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Another Consistently Good Time
reviewed by
SFO_CurvLover

9.3

Went here after a late day at work again. Good time tipping a few fun girls on the stage and a very memorable and fun lap dance with Justine again.

Pretty quiet…

review
published 6 yrs ago
One of the best
reviewed by
bboss916

8.0

Went on a Sunday afternoon after spending some time at Union Square. The club was well location within walking distance from Union Square. The club was clean. Great selection of music. The staff were professional.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Back On The Horse
reviewed by
SavvySav

6.3

Had a free night so I dropped by for the happy hour pricing after the old 10-5 (i.e. normal hours in the tech world that has overrun SF). I don't have anything new to add…

review
published 6 yrs ago
more miss than hit
reviewed by
uncleray

6.0

Man, I don't know about this place. There are times when it can be great, but some times it's not worth it. Went around 7 pm on a Tuesday. There were probably…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Never disappointed
reviewed by
markoff

8.7

I've been going to CH for years now and it's generally always a good time. I'd been going for a while before I met Tiffany, and I gotta say she's the best girl working…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Keep going back
reviewed by
falc1973

8.0

As the title says I keep going back. I've been a regular for over a decade now and somehow this place draws me back. It's been easily accessible so I guess that could be one…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Things used to be better -- but I'm addicted
reviewed by
chadwick8

8.0

I have frequented Crazy Horse for many years now. And times used to be better -- no doubt, but I'm addicted and the pickings here in SF have generally gone down but I still…

review
published 6 yrs ago
a pleasant surprise
reviewed by
ugu925

8.0

I haven’t been here in years and had a few depressing outings the last time i went regularly. decided to swing by for old times sake.

Thursday night at 10 was pretty busy. 15ish girls, most…

review
published 6 yrs ago
The place is meh at best
reviewed by
Viewer21733

6.0

There was 1-2 girls that I would consider to be “good”. The rest are average at best. If you like Asians then they have a few.

The place was super dead during “happy hour” and seems…