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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 1 wk ago
Crazy Fun at the Crazy Horse
reviewed by
grparker21

6.3

First time hitting the Crazy Horse, got in just before 9pm and the bartender told me it was happy hour and VIP seating + 2 drinks was $20. A water itself was around $5 and…

review
published 1 wk ago
Decent first trip on a Friday Night
reviewed by
pekpekmonster

6.0

Entered Crazy Horse around 7:30 on a Friday night. Paid the $10 entry fee and bought a drink. Sat down to observe the dancers. It was my first time at Crazy Horse, so I wasn’t…

review
published 1 wk ago
If you like big girls, go here.
reviewed by
DavidKnight2025

5.7

Went for a quick look. Have not been to this place before and was looking for a bit of fun. Basically paid the entry fee, walked in and there were no girls.

On the stage…

review
published 2 wks ago
Crazy horse rocks!
reviewed by
HighMileage69

8.0

Went there on a Friday night after a work event. Got there around 8:30, which is early, but there was not much else for me to do. I imagined there would be some crowd on…

review
published 2 wks ago
Things pick up after 10 pm
reviewed by
bigfella1975

6.0

Stopped by on my way home after 9pm on a Friday. Club is easy to get to off the local mass transit systems: BART and MUNI. I suggest getting off at the Powell Street station…

review
published 1 mo ago
Trip report Crazy Horse SF 6/21/25 Southerner is back!
reviewed by
southerner1

8.3

I love San Francisco. Union Square, Chinatown, The Embarcadero. The Ferry building, Coit Tower, Fishman Warf and my favorite the Tenderloin.

I hit the door of the Crazy Horse around 11PM on Friday Night.…

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published 1 mo ago
Sometimes it only takes one
reviewed by
bigfella1975

7.7

I’ve noted in earlier reviews that this is the best option in SF right now for those interested in nudity and thin girls. They open early (4pm) on Fridays, so I’d thought I’d check it…

review
published 6 mos ago
visit to CH, would not recommend late night
reviewed by
testing123__

4.7

So I visited CH on Thursday night around 2 am. It was clean, the music was fine. The lighting was pretty dim. You could barely see the dancers. I had gone to a conference so…

review
published 6 mos ago
Not as good as it once was…
reviewed by
nkkgutb

5.3

Visited on Thursday evening around 9pm. The neighborhood is bad. You don’t want to be on the block at night. However once you get inside it’s ok (if a bit grimy).

I paid cover (~$20),…

review
published 6 mos ago
Lower Mileage Than a Tank
reviewed by
nameless0519

4.7

The Venue: I have to be honest, the venue was very underwhelming. This was my first time clubbing in San Francisco, so maybe I'm just not used to it. Long single stage, two rows of…

review
published 7 mos ago
Now the Place to Go in SF
reviewed by
bigfella1975

5.7

Unfortunately this is the best option in SF right now for a full-nude club as it has the highest number of stripper-worthy dancers. And the girls here reliably get naked on stage. I ended…

review
published 7 mos ago
Paris saved the day!
reviewed by
HappyButNotLucky

5.7

I visited Crazy Horse after nearly 2 years! In other words, this is my first visit post the modifications that the club has undergone recently. Some of the past reviews here accurately describes all the…