The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

The Crazy Horse Reviews

• review

  13 days ago
  In need of an energy upgrade

  I had an opportunity to get out and decided on an old stand-by. Crazy Horse is located on Market Street, the main commercial drag in SF. I used to work about three block from...
  bigfella1975
• review

  24 days ago
  Biggest scam in the city

  Felt like I got scammed upon entry. My friend and I showed up around 1am. The cashier lady said cover is normally $25, but since there was a special performance that night, cover would...
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  24 days ago

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  Rod8432
  Babypole243
• review

  a month ago
  First Timer

  It was the first time I have ever gone to a strip club, so my review might be more amateurish. So, I reach there around 9pm, and Its completely empty except for the 1...
  ran23322
• review

  a month ago
  Saturday Night Trip report

  Started at a local bar on a Saturday evening and felt the urge to go see some ladies at the club. The website listed 16 - 18 dancers working so thought the odds were...
  Nomo409
• review

  2 months ago
  Not terrible, not great

  Back in San Francisco for the first time since Covid. My hotel was near the Crazy Horse and didn't feel like venturing over to the North Beach clubs so wondered in about 9:00 pm...
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  2 months ago

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  Mr Monger
  rugrat

  Roaming the USA
• review

  2 months ago
  Worth a Visit

  Hadn't been to Crazy Horse in a while (pre-COVID), but thought I'd go back and see how it was going. Entrance charge was $25, price went up as it used to be $20 before...
  JoeBlogg

  California
• review

  3 months ago
  Still good despite changes

  A lot has changed here, but if you've been before and you have dancers you like, they might still be here. Came in around 8 on a Thursday. Cover was $10 with a one drink...
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  3 months ago

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  Rod8432
  Yancy1216
• review

  4 months ago
  pick the right girl and this could be fun

  paid $25 and went in on a Friday night at around 10pm. club was rather empty, with a few girls sitting together and one of them came over to talk to me. she has...
  wcrwcr
• review

  5 months ago
  Meh and pushy experience. Miss the old CH.

  Not the Crazy Horse I used to frequent in the 2010s. The pandemic and then the ownership change to Deja Vu has obviously changed a lot of things. Anyway, before I make this a reminiscent...
  2pasture
• review

  5 months ago
  Will be my last visit at Crazy Horse!

  The usual first! Entry was $25. Didn’t check ID. As you enter the staff will ask if you want VIP. The VIP area is just some seats when you enter. I politely declined to...
  Molarmorty
• review

  5 months ago
  Pretty fun if you're willing to pay!

  Some of the dancers are lovely (depends on the night), and if you get to know the right ones, there's a lot of fun to be had. Cover charge is normally $25 (I believe $10-15...
  Bbobson01
• review

  5 months ago
  Not terrible but not the same as pre-covid

  My prior submission was rejected for lack of detail, so I'm revising to add more. I'm not really sure what the norms are. In some forums, too much detail is frowned upon. I went...
  Ericfish1975
• review

  6 months ago
  Light at the end of the Tunnel?

  Went in on a Saturday evening around 9:30 PM after seeing an ATFs name on the list of dancers. Walked in, paid the cover fee of $25 and unfortunately she wasn't there. Couple new...
  qweasdqweasd123
• review

  7 months ago
  Friday night at crazyhorse

  Came in on a Friday evening. You have to wait for them to buzz you in. Cover charge $20 then they give you a wristband. It was pretty busy with the front rows being packed...
  Hikes
• review

  7 months ago
  Still a decent place, just needs a better lineup

  In town for a concert and thought I’d stop by my old stomping grounds (some old timers out there will know how it was in the early 10’s in the day shift with the...
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  7 months ago

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  MrJDW1
  prestonevans
• review

  8 months ago
  Good Time at CH (+Extras)

  Bored on a Friday night and have had fun times at the Crazy Horse before (especially compared to other SC in SF which are really bad/low mileage). PLACE: Got in around midnight, paid a $20...
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  6 months ago

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  XTRA069
  zeiss123
• review

  8 months ago
  A 5-star girl in a 3-star club

  I was staying downtown for a convention at Moscone this week. I booked my hotel late and everything on the right side of Sixth St. was full, so I was deep in the taint...
  Comments: 3

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  7 months ago

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  ctrlurself
  Bybon
• review

  9 months ago
  Just checking in

  Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping...
  palmtrees
• review

  9 months ago
  Good time, but it’s a journey to get there!

  Firstly, for people who know this was THE spot a few years back. I remember it was $140 in the back room and extras friendly and the talent was good. Then SF went through...
  fredoo
• review

  10 months ago
  "SF has become a dump" - Me (a local)

  What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's game and...
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  8 months ago

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  BuckMcNutter
  trapdoor

  California
• review

  10 months ago
  Fun Trip To Crazy Horse, Got What I Came For

  I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be expected in...
  Sfclubguy7
• review

  10 months ago
  A positively weird first visit to this club

  It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is...
  Comments: 1

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  10 months ago

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  PutaTester
  WilsonReal

  Michigan
• review

  a year ago
  Good Value for money.

  I went back to this place after several years. Its the same layout as before but cleaner. It is in the middle of a bad part of the city of SF. There was decent value...
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  a year ago

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  caseyx
  jay_graven
• review

  a year ago
  Not worth the time due to the lack of dancers

  This is from a visit on Tuesday at 8:30PM. The cover entry was $10, quite reasonable. 8 dancers were advertised, but I only saw 6 during my brief stay. For those...
  Norge
• review

  a year ago
  A lot different than before, not for the better

  Prior to the pandemic, I stopped by CH on a somewhat regular basis when I was in town (approx 5-6 times a year) and this was my first time back to the club since...
  rdsf8786