The Crazy Horse Reviews

So I visited CH on Thursday night around 2 am. It was clean, the music was fine. The lighting was pretty dim. You could barely see the dancers. I had gone to a conference so the doorman directly let me in. I didn't had to pay a cover fee. As...

Visited on Thursday evening around 9pm. The neighborhood is bad. You don’t want to be on the block at night. However once you get inside it’s ok (if a bit grimy).

I paid cover (~$20), got some singles, and sat by the stage. There is a lounge area but there...

The Venue: I have to be honest, the venue was very underwhelming. This was my first time clubbing in San Francisco, so maybe I'm just not used to it. Long single stage, two rows of seating on either side, a booth where literally all the dancers were sitting together, and...

Unfortunately this is the best option in SF right now for a full-nude club as it has the highest number of stripper-worthy dancers. And the girls here reliably get naked on stage. I ended up here on a Saturday night after visiting another establishment (see separate review). This club...

I visited Crazy Horse after nearly 2 years! In other words, this is my first visit post the modifications that the club has undergone recently. Some of the past reviews here accurately describes all the changes the club has undergone, from a physical layout perspective.

I entered the club on a...

We flew into San Francisco for a concert and checked into the hotel. After the show, I had some time to explore, so I decided to head over to the Crazy Horse club on Market St.

Around 11:00 PM, I arrived, paid the $25.00 cover, and stepped inside.

The first dancer I...

Came here after going to a concert next door. They waived the entry fee after showing my concert (it was a promotion on their website I believe). Soon as I walked in they asked me if I wanted to pay to sit at the vip area or tables but I...

I had an opportunity to get out and decided on an old stand-by. Crazy Horse is located on Market Street, the main commercial drag in SF. I used to work about three block from this location and would occasionally drop by after a long day at the office. The club...

Felt like I got scammed upon entry. My friend and I showed up around 1am. The cashier lady said cover is normally $25, but since there was a special performance that night, cover would be $35. My friend and I were hesitant but thought we would check it out anyway....

It was the first time I have ever gone to a strip club, so my review might be more amateurish. So, I reach there around 9pm, and Its completely empty except for the 1 server, a manager and 2 dancers. There was a dancer on the pole and another just...

Started at a local bar on a Saturday evening and felt the urge to go see some ladies at the club. The website listed 16 - 18 dancers working so thought the odds were great to find someone up my alley. Unfortunately it felt like there were only 10-12 girls...

Back in San Francisco for the first time since Covid. My hotel was near the Crazy Horse and didn't feel like venturing over to the North Beach clubs so wondered in about 9:00 pm on a Monday night. I expected on Monday for the place to be quiet, and...

Hadn't been to Crazy Horse in a while (pre-COVID), but thought I'd go back and see how it was going. Entrance charge was $25, price went up as it used to be $20 before COVID. The lighting has been improved, and I think they redid the seats as well....

A lot has changed here, but if you've been before and you have dancers you like, they might still be here.
Came in around 8 on a Thursday. Cover was $10 with a one drink minimum (I got a Fiji water). You can either sit in the VIP area for an...

paid $25 and went in on a Friday night at around 10pm. club was rather empty, with a few girls sitting together and one of them came over to talk to me. she has a beautiful face and looks young (probably 20-25yo). had a long chat with her and it...

Not the Crazy Horse I used to frequent in the 2010s. The pandemic and then the ownership change to Deja Vu has obviously changed a lot of things.

Anyway, before I make this a reminiscent review, the new CH is much different. The layout has completely changed and it's darker inside...

The usual first!

Entry was $25. Didn’t check ID. As you enter the staff will ask if you want VIP. The VIP area is just some seats when you enter. I politely declined to get a spot by the stage. This is no alcohol all-nude club.

This club has changed/renovated....

Some of the dancers are lovely (depends on the night), and if you get to know the right ones, there's a lot of fun to be had.

Cover charge is normally $25 (I believe $10-15 if you show up before nine), but if you end up on good terms with the...

My prior submission was rejected for lack of detail, so I'm revising to add more. I'm not really sure what the norms are. In some forums, too much detail is frowned upon.

I went in on a Thursday evening. There were around 5 people sitting around the stage and tipping...

Went in on a Saturday evening around 9:30 PM after seeing an ATFs name on the list of dancers. Walked in, paid the cover fee of $25 and unfortunately she wasn't there.

Couple new dancers caught me eye, a super hot Asian named Lucy but she was busy for the...

Came in on a Friday evening. You have to wait for them to buzz you in. Cover charge $20 then they give you a wristband.

It was pretty busy with the front rows being packed with a group / party. The girls would dance to 3 songs, majority of them stayed...

In town for a concert and thought I’d stop by my old stomping grounds (some old timers out there will know how it was in the early 10’s in the day shift with the legendary Tiffany… I digress…)

Ok first thing is the neighborhood is pretty rough. Was never great, but...

Bored on a Friday night and have had fun times at the Crazy Horse before (especially compared to other SC in SF which are really bad/low mileage).

PLACE: Got in around midnight, paid a $20 cover which included 2 free drinks. Bar is no alcohol. Place is decently clean, definitely not...

I was staying downtown for a convention at Moscone this week. I booked my hotel late and everything on the right side of Sixth St. was full, so I was deep in the taint of post-apocalyptic SF at Seventh & Market. That put me a stone's throw from the Crazy...

Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping it returns to its glory days.

There were only 5 girls working and 8 or so customers....