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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
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ddee
reviewed
7 days ago
checked out for the first time - might do it again
We flew into San Francisco for a concert and checked into the hotel. After the show, I had some time to explore, so I decided to head over to the Crazy Horse club on...
Brodude123
reviewed
19 days ago
2nd time visiting
Came here after going to a concert next door. They waived the entry fee after showing my concert (it was a promotion on their website I believe). Soon as I walked in they asked...
Comments: 1
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18 days ago
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Pauljn1a
bigfella1975
reviewed
a month ago
in need of an energy upgrade
I had an opportunity to get out and decided on an old stand-by. Crazy Horse is located on Market Street, the main commercial drag in SF. I used to work about three block from...
Babypole243
reviewed
2 months ago
biggest scam in the city
Felt like I got scammed upon entry. My friend and I showed up around 1am. The cashier lady said cover is normally $25, but since there was a special performance that night, cover would...
Comments: 1
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2 months ago
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Rod8432
ran23322
reviewed
2 months ago
first timer
It was the first time I have ever gone to a strip club, so my review might be more amateurish. So, I reach there around 9pm, and Its completely empty except for the 1...
Nomo409
reviewed
2 months ago
saturday night trip report
Started at a local bar on a Saturday evening and felt the urge to go see some ladies at the club. The website listed 16 - 18 dancers working so thought the odds were...
rugrat
Roaming the USA
reviewed
3 months ago
not terrible, not great
Back in San Francisco for the first time since Covid. My hotel was near the Crazy Horse and didn't feel like venturing over to the North Beach clubs so wondered in about 9:00 pm...
Comments: 1
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3 months ago
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Mr Monger
JoeBlogg
California
reviewed
3 months ago
worth a visit
Hadn't been to Crazy Horse in a while (pre-COVID), but thought I'd go back and see how it was going. Entrance charge was $25, price went up as it used to be $20 before...
Yancy1216
reviewed
4 months ago
still good despite changes
A lot has changed here, but if you've been before and you have dancers you like, they might still be here. Came in around 8 on a Thursday. Cover was $10 with a one drink...
Comments: 1
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4 months ago
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Rod8432
wcrwcr
reviewed
5 months ago
pick the right girl and this could be fun
paid $25 and went in on a Friday night at around 10pm. club was rather empty, with a few girls sitting together and one of them came over to talk to me. she has...
2pasture
reviewed
6 months ago
meh and pushy experience. miss the old ch.
Not the Crazy Horse I used to frequent in the 2010s. The pandemic and then the ownership change to Deja Vu has obviously changed a lot of things. Anyway, before I make this a reminiscent...
Molarmorty
reviewed
6 months ago
will be my last visit at crazy horse!
The usual first! Entry was $25. Didn’t check ID. As you enter the staff will ask if you want VIP. The VIP area is just some seats when you enter. I politely declined to...
Bbobson01
reviewed
6 months ago
pretty fun if you're willing to pay!
Some of the dancers are lovely (depends on the night), and if you get to know the right ones, there's a lot of fun to be had. Cover charge is normally $25 (I believe $10-15...
Ericfish1975
reviewed
6 months ago
not terrible but not the same as pre-covid
My prior submission was rejected for lack of detail, so I'm revising to add more. I'm not really sure what the norms are. In some forums, too much detail is frowned upon. I went...
qweasdqweasd123
reviewed
7 months ago
light at the end of the tunnel?
Went in on a Saturday evening around 9:30 PM after seeing an ATFs name on the list of dancers. Walked in, paid the cover fee of $25 and unfortunately she wasn't there. Couple new...
Hikes
reviewed
8 months ago
friday night at crazyhorse
Came in on a Friday evening. You have to wait for them to buzz you in. Cover charge $20 then they give you a wristband. It was pretty busy with the front rows being packed...
prestonevans
reviewed
8 months ago
still a decent place, just needs a better lineup
In town for a concert and thought I’d stop by my old stomping grounds (some old timers out there will know how it was in the early 10’s in the day shift with the...
Comments: 1
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8 months ago
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MrJDW1
zeiss123
reviewed
9 months ago
good time at ch (+extras)
Bored on a Friday night and have had fun times at the Crazy Horse before (especially compared to other SC in SF which are really bad/low mileage). PLACE: Got in around midnight, paid a $20...
Comments: 1
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7 months ago
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XTRA069
Bybon
reviewed
9 months ago
a 5-star girl in a 3-star club
I was staying downtown for a convention at Moscone this week. I booked my hotel late and everything on the right side of Sixth St. was full, so I was deep in the taint...
Comments: 3
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8 months ago
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ctrlurself
palmtrees
reviewed
10 months ago
just checking in
Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping...
fredoo
reviewed
10 months ago
good time, but it’s a journey to get there!
Firstly, for people who know this was THE spot a few years back. I remember it was $140 in the back room and extras friendly and the talent was good. Then SF went through...
trapdoor
California
reviewed
a year ago
"sf has become a dump" - me (a local)
What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's game and...
Comments: 2
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9 months ago
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BuckMcNutter
Sfclubguy7
reviewed
a year ago
fun trip to crazy horse, got what i came for
I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be expected in...
WilsonReal
Michigan
reviewed
a year ago
a positively weird first visit to this club
It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is...
Comments: 1
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a year ago
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PutaTester
jay_graven
reviewed
a year ago
good value for money.
I went back to this place after several years. Its the same layout as before but cleaner. It is in the middle of a bad part of the city of SF. There was decent value...
Comments: 3
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a year ago
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