Reviews

First time hitting the Crazy Horse, got in just before 9pm and the bartender told me it was happy hour and VIP seating + 2 drinks was $20. A water itself was around $5 and…

Entered Crazy Horse around 7:30 on a Friday night. Paid the $10 entry fee and bought a drink. Sat down to observe the dancers. It was my first time at Crazy Horse, so I wasn’t…

Went for a quick look. Have not been to this place before and was looking for a bit of fun. Basically paid the entry fee, walked in and there were no girls.

On the stage…

Went there on a Friday night after a work event. Got there around 8:30, which is early, but there was not much else for me to do. I imagined there would be some crowd on…

Stopped by on my way home after 9pm on a Friday. Club is easy to get to off the local mass transit systems: BART and MUNI. I suggest getting off at the Powell Street station…

I love San Francisco. Union Square, Chinatown, The Embarcadero. The Ferry building, Coit Tower, Fishman Warf and my favorite the Tenderloin.

I hit the door of the Crazy Horse around 11PM on Friday Night.…

I’ve noted in earlier reviews that this is the best option in SF right now for those interested in nudity and thin girls. They open early (4pm) on Fridays, so I’d thought I’d check it…

So I visited CH on Thursday night around 2 am. It was clean, the music was fine. The lighting was pretty dim. You could barely see the dancers. I had gone to a conference so…

Visited on Thursday evening around 9pm. The neighborhood is bad. You don’t want to be on the block at night. However once you get inside it’s ok (if a bit grimy).

I paid cover (~$20),…

The Venue: I have to be honest, the venue was very underwhelming. This was my first time clubbing in San Francisco, so maybe I'm just not used to it. Long single stage, two rows of…

Unfortunately this is the best option in SF right now for a full-nude club as it has the highest number of stripper-worthy dancers. And the girls here reliably get naked on stage. I ended…

I visited Crazy Horse after nearly 2 years! In other words, this is my first visit post the modifications that the club has undergone recently. Some of the past reviews here accurately describes all the…