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Not what it was but I keep going back

★★★★★★★★6.0/10
palmtreespalmtreesJun 26, 2026

Below Average

★★★★★★★★5.3/10
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random19967Jun 22, 2026

meh time at the crazy horse

★★★★★★★★5.3/10
pekpekmonsterpekpekmonsterJun 17, 2026

What the Crazy Horse is Like Being Run by the McDonald's of Strip Clubs

★★★★★★★★5.7/10
jamietongajamietongaJun 8, 2026

Dingy

★★★★★★★4.0/10
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JacuzziMay 21, 2026

Best night at this club in a long time May /26

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10
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southerner1May 17, 2026

Okay Monday Night

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10
photoguy19photoguy19May 6, 2026

Lovely Ladies, Variety, Near BART

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10
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Robin55Apr 30, 2026

Slipping deeper into the abyss!

★★★★★★★★5.3/10
HappyButNotLuckyHappyButNotLuckyMar 30, 2026

Probably my last time visiting the Crazy Horse

★★★★★★★3.7/10
pekpekmonsterpekpekmonsterMar 16, 2026

Random but Worth it

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10
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thremix16Feb 22, 2026

It Was Alright

★★★★★★★★5.3/10
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john1819Dec 17, 2025

This place isn’t fun anymore

★★★★★★★★4.3/10
palmtreespalmtreesDec 4, 2025

A Decent Trip

★★★★★★★★5.3/10
scguyscguyDec 4, 2025

Hoping for more.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10
Soloshack108Soloshack108Oct 23, 2025

Having a Fantasy in the Crazy Horse Club San Francisco (/12/25

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10
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southerner1Sep 19, 2025

Jolene!

★★★★★★★★4.7/10
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ddeeSep 11, 2025

Homelessness and Fentanyl outside but strict rules inside

★★★★★★1.7/10
GrjaxGrjaxAug 18, 2025

Needs more dancers on weekdays

★★★★★★★★6.0/10
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YogaguyAug 10, 2025

Crazy Fun at the Crazy Horse

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10
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grparker21Jul 22, 2025

Decent first trip on a Friday Night

★★★★★★★★6.0/10
pekpekmonsterpekpekmonsterJul 22, 2025

If you like big girls, go here.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10
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DavidKnight2025Jul 17, 2025

Crazy horse rocks!

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10
HighMileage69HighMileage69Jul 15, 2025

Things pick up after 10 pm

★★★★★★★★6.0/10
bigfella1975bigfella1975Jul 13, 2025

Trip report Crazy Horse SF 6/21/25 Southerner is back!

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10
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southerner1Jun 25, 2025
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