The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewThis place isn’t fun anymore
I have some good memories here over the years even though it’s always been filled with 80% dancers that are complete ROBs. The memories came with the other 20% and boy were they fun. Seems…
palmtrees
Dec 4, 2025, 4:16 PM
A Decent Trip
Came here on a Friday night, hadn't been here since they remodeled the place. The place is pretty tiny compared to other strip clubs, you basically have about 2-3 rows you can sit in, one…
scguy
Dec 4, 2025, 2:00 AM
Hoping for more.
I was in SF for some business on a Wednesday afternoon and finished up early. Traffic was bad so I figured I would kill some time before I headed out. I used to love…
Soloshack108
Oct 23, 2025, 8:14 PM
Having a Fantasy in the Crazy Horse Club San Francisco (/12/25
Just flew back from San Francisco, and boy are my arms tried.
It was Friday night and I was hoping to see one of my regular gals and also see Fantasy too. I had seen…
southerner1
Sep 19, 2025, 2:11 AM
Jolene!
Went on Thursday with a few buddies after a show. Since we were at the venue next door for the show, the entry fee was free. No alcohol and drinks were about $5.
When we got…
4 commentslast: 2 mos ago(southerner1)
ddee
Sep 11, 2025, 3:51 AM
Homelessness and Fentanyl outside but strict rules inside
The thesis remains unchanged.
The more liberal and fucked up the city, the stricter the rules are at strip clubs.
Parked on the side street next to like 10 homeless people. As soon as I stepped outside…
2 commentslast: 3 mos ago(minnow)
Grjax
Aug 18, 2025, 4:45 AM
Needs more dancers on weekdays
Visited this club on a Monday around 10pm. It’s located in downtown SF on Market street. This is a seedy part of town and receptionist has to buzz you in at the front door. Park…
1 commentslast: 3 mos ago(southerner1)
Yogaguy
Aug 10, 2025, 2:24 PM
Crazy Fun at the Crazy Horse
First time hitting the Crazy Horse, got in just before 9pm and the bartender told me it was happy hour and VIP seating + 2 drinks was $20. A water itself was around $5 and…
1 commentslast: 4 mos ago(southerner1)
grparker21
Jul 22, 2025, 8:30 PM
Decent first trip on a Friday Night
Entered Crazy Horse around 7:30 on a Friday night. Paid the $10 entry fee and bought a drink. Sat down to observe the dancers. It was my first time at Crazy Horse, so I wasn’t…
2 commentslast: 4 mos ago(southerner1)
pekpekmonster
Jul 22, 2025, 9:59 AM
If you like big girls, go here.
Went for a quick look. Have not been to this place before and was looking for a bit of fun. Basically paid the entry fee, walked in and there were no girls.
On the stage…
DavidKnight2025
Jul 17, 2025, 12:42 PM
Crazy horse rocks!
Went there on a Friday night after a work event. Got there around 8:30, which is early, but there was not much else for me to do. I imagined there would be some crowd on…
1 commentslast: 4 mos ago(southerner1)
HighMileage69
Jul 15, 2025, 2:09 PM
Things pick up after 10 pm
Stopped by on my way home after 9pm on a Friday. Club is easy to get to off the local mass transit systems: BART and MUNI. I suggest getting off at the Powell Street station…
2 commentslast: 4 mos ago(bigfella1975)
bigfella1975
Jul 13, 2025, 5:08 AM

