Reviews

Visited based on recommendations on this site. Fist off this place is in a strip mall and there isn’t really any signage. the place is kind of small inside and not well lit. There is…

This is the type of place with mostly fugly dancers, and a couple that are doable, and occasionally one that's really hot. I like to go late afternoon to check out the changing shift, to get…

Parking: ample, free, shopping center parking lot Entry: No ID scan, no pat-down at the door, $0 cover Friday at 4PM Club: Divey, but comfortable and clean enough Drinks: $4 domestic beer Girls: 20+ Dancers, ranging from 5 to…

Haven't reviewed in awhile. I go about 1-2 times a month to see a regular. Won't give her name because I'd hate to see her go. She's an athletic spinner with a…

I have been to this club several times. It has been hit and miss. This was the best visit that I have had. It was a surprise, given that it was a Sunday afternoon. However,…

Hit up one of my favorites the Porthole late Saturday night. Layout clear in previous review history. A always I have to describe Porthole as the Cheers of Low End Strip Clubs.…

Was on my annual trip to South Florida and I wanted to try something different. Reviews on Porthole were mixed, but it seemed like the type of establishment I wouldn't mind. I don't…

This is a dive bar. It's small but plenty of girls on a Friday night. The DJ played the songs all the way through without talking over it. The girls are decent and not too…

No words need to be said about this club that has not already been said. It is your old reliable when you want to find something somewhat decent for a bargain. This past Monday I…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is a long rambling review of a dive-club thus skip it if short on time/patience ---------- I have reviewed this club several time b/f. For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole, Porthole is a mixed club that is laid-out…

Went here one afternoon a few weeks ago. Most of the girls were black/mixed and looks varied a bunch. Many are not my type, but there are usually a few hot, fit sexy…

So it is Saturday night and my Yankees had bounced back and picked up a win against the evil Red Sox. I was feeling pretty good and it was time to party. My…

So a couple weekends ago I find myself in Broward county with a few hours to kill. I was going to a show and wanted to get a buzz on before hand. Who has no…

Haven't reviewed in awhile. Been coming here about once a month for 6 months now. Always day shift for the value. Occasionally there are a few hotties working, but most girls are…

I was in Pompano with a few hours to kill during an afternoon thunderstorm. Having been to few of the other clubs in town I decided to try something different. Oh boy, different it is…

Visited this club on a midweek evening due to positive reviews here. The place definitely has a neighborhood bar type of feel, with a small square bar taking up a almost half of the floor,…

I arrived at the Porthole just after midnight on a Friday night. Layout of this club is well defined in many previous reviews. Suffice to say it is a small neighborhood club with…

So I normally go clubbing once a month or so depending on what my spare change looks like. I stopped by pink first a little after they opened, never any girls that early but they…

Stopped in out of curiosity more than anything else and thought I'd see what the program was. All the girls were AA and none of them attractive. They mostly all looked like crack whores. Some…

Made a sooner than expected return trip to SoFL, so of course......I had to stop at my favorite pressure release..the Porthole! It was weird because I got there later than I normally do, so I…

I had an itch and wanted to see if I could get another quick visit at the hole faster than my last time here. I got in about 2 in the afternoon this past Tuesday.…

First time at Porthole and didn’t disappoint. Thanks to Papi and many others I felt like I knew what i was doing and what to expect. Showed up around 530 after some fun 95…

First-time visit, and I was glad I used my GPS to find the place. It's in a good-sized U-shaped strip mall with lots of businesses and from the parking lot, there's only a very…

Last time I visited this establishment I had a decent time. I had an urge to check out this place again and see what I could get into this time. Everyone who is a familiar…

Stopped in here on a Tuesday evening mostly out of curiosity to see the Club. I sat at the bar and ordered a drink to check the place out. There were probably 10 girls working…