Reviews

Went to Porthole with a friend for the first time in years last Saturday night around 10pm, and I'm glad to say it will be the last time for many more to come. This place…

I have reviewed the Porthole before and the description of others is accurate. It is dark, not very large, with a single stage and very smokey. If you are not a smoker, you will smell…

Took a ride share from BT over to PH. For some reason the driver dropped me in front of Feijão com Arroz Steakhouse. When I got out of the car the group of people smoking…

Many people have described this place. It is small, dark and there are curtained booths with two seats and a divider in between. Worst thing is that it is so smokey. If you are not…

Had some time to kill one afternoon so decided to drop by the Porthole Pub. No cover before 7:00pm. Porthole is located a few blocks east of 95 on the west end…

Hit the Porthole on a Wednesday afternoon. First step in the place and you need 5 minutes for your eyes to adjust from bright sun light to a dark (just right) bar.…

I was in Pompano area on business and decided to check out the Porthole based on previous reviews, especially to check out the $10 table dances.

The Porthole is a small place, reminding me of…

By design, my visit to PP was a warm-up for a subsequent visit to Booby Trap (separate review submitted). Visited from 2:00-3:00 pm on a Thursday, so not really prime time. Free…

I’m @ Miami for a work week. Have a tight schedule but there’s always time for a lil strip club adventure or 3.

I pulled into the parking lot during a downpour. So I waited…

Went on a Sunday night. I had already pretty much drained every other option. Wasn’t looking for a Cuban hooker, but wanted to have a good time. The cover was a little high, I think…

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I had a good dayshift visit where I got with 5-different dancers so this is a long-ass-review doing a play-by-play recount of my “productive visit” which consisted of my first post-vaccine SC FS, to getting…

I made a few visits to Porthole over the last few weeks, as I've been on a bit of a strip club tear lately and I'll usually hit at least two while I'm in the…