Porthole Pub Reviews

I visit this area for a week each winter and try to visit several clubs. This year, after a several year absence, I visited Porthole twice and had the most fun of all of the 4 clubs I visited. The following is a summary of my two visits.

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This place just isn't the Porthole of old.

About 10 chicks working day shift on a Friday afternoon. The women are chubbier and sloppier here lately. There are still some good looking ones, but now it's maybe 2 out of 10. Before it was 4 out...

I arrived at Porthole Pub early afternoon on Sunday. The club was essentially empty with three patrons and two dancers.

The club layout was simple and small. The bar is in the middle of the place and there is one small stage in the front. The stage has one pole and...

Been to porthole a few times. Located in a strip mall off sample road. It’s usually busy at night but this visit was a Sunday around noon and parking lot was empty. I’ve been here a few times but keep returning , mainly because of ease, it’s close by. There...

Porthole pub is located in a busy strip mall and parking during the day is limited but the area is fine at least during the day. I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon recently and thought the club was a little rough but still has it's benefits, it's...

Decided to check in at Porthole as I hadn’t been there in a while. Seemed to be as busy as ever when I arrived late one afternoon. Fifteen dancers and a dozen patrons. If you walk in during the daytime, be prepared to give your eyes a minute to adjust.

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I visited Porthole Pub early November on a Wednesday afternoon.

The club is in a small shopping center. There is several stores nearby with a big parking lot can fill up on the weekends. The club is dark on the outside and very on the inside. The Pub is small with...

Ok the PortHole Pub I've been here before so i had some expectations going in. You can catch it on a good day and there is a party vibe in the place other times it can be kind of depressing. this time leaned more to the depressing side.
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I visited this club during a Friday evening to see if the previous reviews were true. Surprisingly, it was.

This club is located in a small strip mall and it doesn’t look that sketchy. There is a door guy that checks for your Id outside of the place. I went here...

Stopped by the porthole on a Thursday afternoon. I went once in 2019. Not much has changed . Located on the corner of a U shaped shopping center . Shopping center is busy so finding parking was tough . Walked in no cover of course given 1 pm on a...

My second time here at the porthole, hasn't changed a bit lol. This club is like a neighborhood bar with dancers. The parking is tight because it's a busy strip mall area but in time I found a spot. I like the...

Decided to check in at Porthole as I hadn’t been there in a while. Seemed to be as busy as ever when I arrived late one afternoon. Fifteen dancers and a dozen patrons. If you walk in during the daytime, be prepared to give your eyes a minute...

This was my go to club when I lived in Miami when I wanted something else besides Tootsies. Nothing has changed in 8 years there. Everything looks the same. Porthole definitely has the bar feeling more than a strip club. Not too big, everything made out of wood like a...

I'd taken this club out of my rotation after a few visits with multiple girls trying to over count, taking rejection poor enough to cause a scene, and other similar issues that just made it not worth bothering with anymore. The club has never been known as being home...

I stopped in here for the second half of Game 1 between Miami and Denver.  As previously described, this is in a single-story strip mall with tight parking, with the pub on the left end.  The doorguy on this night was cool, he is from the Bahamas, and we spoke...

I passed by at 4pm the first Thursday of May, about 10-15 girls and about 10 patrons.
90% black girls and 10% spanish girls.

When entering during Sunlight hours expect to acclimate a couple seconds to the dark. There is a square bar that seats about 24 right when you...

Was in the area on business and looking for a high mileage club to try out. So I headed to Porthole Pub.
It is in the corner of a medium sized horseshoe shaped strip mall. Parking spots are hard to come by and the spots are tight. I drove around 2-3...

Been coming here a handful of times a year for the last 8 years roughly. Day shift talent is usually in the 6-7 range. You can always count on a token older white girl, a couple chubby Latinas, and 5-10 black girls. The black...

A return to Porthole on a Wednesday around 3:00pm. Porthole is dark so entering this club takes time for your eyes to adjust from the sun light outside. Bar is immediately in front of you with seating all the way around it. Stage to your left with...

I happened to be driving down east sample Rd. recently and I looked over and saw the obvious signage for porthole pub. Might as well check it out, even on a Monday afternoon.

This place is located in a busy, busy strip mall with very tight parking. All the parking...

I stopped in at Porthole Pub around 5:00pm Saturday afternoon. Porthole has always seemed like a refuge for dancers who couldn’t get hired at one of Pompano’s big three clubs. It’s a predominantly an AA club with a couple of white and Latina dancers mixed in. ...

I arrived on Sunday around 4:00. The club is in a strip mall. Parking is free. Parking was easy since it was a Sunday afternoon.

Entering was free on a Sunday afternoon. It could have been that the person was not there to collect the cover, but I walked...

After a disappointing trip to Gold Club, I decided to stop by Porthole Pub a few days later. I was particularly interested what things were like since one the dancers at Gold Club said some of the women at GC had left Porthole because of all the ‘drama’ going...

This was the first time I'd been to Porthole in over a decade, and I discovered it had lost its purpose.
I'd been playing poker and wanted to blow some of my winnings. The problem was that it was close to 1 am and the clubs near the casino closed at...

The Porthole Pub is a unique dive bar kind of place in northern Broward. Most dancers run in the 4-6 range at this place. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t find an occasional cute AA dancer here, and your money certainly goes much further than it does at other...