Reviews

By design, my visit to PP was a warm-up for a subsequent visit to Booby Trap (separate review submitted). Visited from 2:00-3:00 pm on a Thursday, so not really prime time. Free…

I’m @ Miami for a work week. Have a tight schedule but there’s always time for a lil strip club adventure or 3. I pulled into the parking lot during a downpour. So I waited…

Went on a Sunday night. I had already pretty much drained every other option. Wasn’t looking for a Cuban hooker, but wanted to have a good time. The cover was a little high, I think…

--------- NOTE: --------- I had a good dayshift visit where I got with 5-different dancers so this is a long-ass-review doing a play-by-play recount of my “productive visit” which consisted of my first post-vaccine SC FS, to getting…

I made a few visits to Porthole over the last few weeks, as I've been on a bit of a strip club tear lately and I'll usually hit at least two while I'm in the…

Visited Porthole Pub (PP) on Saturday eve 5/15/21 ~10:30pm after a 14-month Covid hiatus – PP is in a low-rent, fairly-good-sized shopping center, so plenty of free-parking at night; at night they typically have the…

Went in on a Tuesday night. Paid a $5 cover. Reasonable. Sat at the bar. Female bartender was talking to male bartender, she looked at me as I sat down and the right back to…

Having visited DDS on a Saturday afternoon and not finding anything that interested me, I decided to try the opposite end of the spectrum at the Porthole Pub. The Porthole Pub is the definition…

This is my first time back to Tuscl and my first time reviewing Porthole in quite a while. I have always been a huge fan of Porthole. Always low cover - free parking…

Had an hour to kill late Sunday afternoon so decided to do a recon scout of the Porthole Pub. This small club is at the end of a strip shopping center that has several…

Stopped by the Porthole on the first Saturday after they reopened following the COVID shut down. The first thing you encounter when you walk in the door is a rope barrier. The doorman takes your…

Every time I travel to South Florida, I make sure I take a trip to Diamond Dolls (will review separately) and Porthole Pub. While I love the eye candy and unbelievable selection at Diamond Dolls,…