Reviews

Stopped in out of curiosity more than anything else and thought I'd see what the program was. All the girls were AA and none of them attractive. They mostly all looked like crack whores. Some…

Made a sooner than expected return trip to SoFL, so of course......I had to stop at my favorite pressure release..the Porthole! It was weird because I got there later than I normally do, so I…

I had an itch and wanted to see if I could get another quick visit at the hole faster than my last time here. I got in about 2 in the afternoon this past Tuesday.…

First time at Porthole and didn’t disappoint. Thanks to Papi and many others I felt like I knew what i was doing and what to expect. Showed up around 530 after some fun 95…

First-time visit, and I was glad I used my GPS to find the place. It's in a good-sized U-shaped strip mall with lots of businesses and from the parking lot, there's only a very…

Last time I visited this establishment I had a decent time. I had an urge to check out this place again and see what I could get into this time. Everyone who is a familiar…

Stopped in here on a Tuesday evening mostly out of curiosity to see the Club. I sat at the bar and ordered a drink to check the place out. There were probably 10 girls working…

Back in town again for one of my visits to the 305, and once again I had to hit one of my ATF stress relievers....the Porthole! Trust me, I can get to this place blindfolded…

Was back in town and headed for the Porthole. Always a good time to be had. About a dozen dancers mostly AA & Latina. Got a $3 beer and relaxed as some of the girls…

Based on the up and down reviews since my last visit to this area I wasn't sure on what to expect. The dancers were mostly average with a couple lookers, hence the slightly above…

Last club I visited on my trip thru Souther FL and simply put for me I realy liked the place and hit it 4 times whikevin the area. First night in Area is a…

After an afternoon appt in Broward, headed to WPB to recon Flashdancer and mainly Sugar-Ds - both were busts. Got on 95-South for the long drive to Miami but it was rush-hour by then and since…

As mentioned in the numerous reviews on tuscl - Porthole is your basic dive bar converted into a strip club. It is your neighborhood bar with strippers. Now to be clear during…

I stopped in here after a meeting nearby figured I’d get a few beers and chill with some of the ladies I know in there, well surprising none of my friends were there, the only…

Was in Cheetah Hallendale earlier in the day, then had to go to a business dinner. After the dinner, decided I wanted to try something new. The Good :…

Been back a few times the last month. Business has picked up as the girls need money for Christmas shopping. Typical PH variety on a weekday. About 5-7 black girls, couple of…

I had only been to Porthole once before, about 2 years ago, but the interior had not changed one bit. For years I really only went to SCs when I was out of town on…

I've been spending most of my SC time in Pompano over at Booby Trap lately, but I decided to stop in here for the first time in a while. Not much has changed recently.…

I decided to hit this place up again since my last visit, which ended in me being taken care of and drained. Wanted to see if I could get the same experience so I came…

Stopped in here on Sunday at about 5. Had about an hour to kill and it was close so i decided to check it out. this place is very low key, the door isn't even…

Window shopped a few times in the afternoon last few days. Not much talent lately, but again I've been going early weekday afternoons, so I don't expect much. More Latinas than I'm accustomed…

I've been to this place once before, but did not have time to stay long as I wanted because of an emergency. I decided to try this place once again because I heard about the…

I have bee in this club a couple of times in the past and over the years it had it ups and down. Right now I think its one of the down moments. I got…

I've never been here before, unusual for South Florida clubs. I went to meet 2 of our Florida TUSCL group, outside, you can barely tell it is the Porthole Pub, the sign is pretty…

Went in after a meeting. A strip club in a strip mall. Sat right next to ab ebony spinner reading her phone. Ordered a beer, started talking to her, and her hand went straight into…