Porthole - A Battle With Covid
This is my first time back to Tuscl and my first time reviewing Porthole in quite a while. I have always been a huge fan of Porthole. Always low cover - free parking -$5 weekdays and $10 weekends. On the floor lap dances, $10 and $25 dances in the curtained cubicles with two for $25 dances hourly. Your neighborhood bar/strip club. For value - you can't beat it. Not a high-end club but always plenty of diamonds in the rough here. For Porthole it was a relatively slow Friday night. Patrons are required to wear masks upon entry and when not seated. From what I could tell there were about 20 girls working. Prior to Covid - a good Friday night there were always over 35 girls and times as high as 40.
Porthole is known for its ethnic mix. AA dancers and Latins - more AA than anything. Tonight was a huge surprise. There were a ton of low-end Latin and white girls - most I would score a 3 or lower. I counted four regulars that were in the 7 to 8 range. The rest were Bow Wows. I mean you wouldn't even want to talk to with them - type of bad. The music was good and the staff was very nice as usual. A few girls tried to talk to me but I just couldn't work with them. The four regulars were busy most of the night.
I got there around 11PM and I left around 1AM with over $200 in my pocket. That has NEVER happened to me at Porthole. Covid has taken its toll on this place as it has all the strip clubs. I talked to a couple of regulars there and they said tonight is worse than usual but the number of quality girls has dropped off substantially. Just like everything else in this crazy covid world - let's hope better times are coming. If not I sure will miss the old Porthole.
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