Reviews

My reviews tend to be lengthy thus I often use abbreviations to save on typing which can throw some readers off; below are some abbreviations that may be used in this review:

b/c = because
IDK =…

I was reading some reviews on the Porthole - kind of mixed lately but mostly about day shift - so decided to take a trip out to the club on Tuesday night after midnight.…

I thought you guys said the females here were more than willing to take care of guys here? I was disappointed with both my visits here this past Friday and yesterday with the quality and…

Porthole Pub is in a low-end strip shopping center, but it’s on a well-traveled, well lit road, and the parking lot is well lit, so it didn’t look unsafe. There was an armed guard outside…

I have not been to this establishment in a while and decided to pop in on a Friday. I arrived around 6:45 in the evening and entered. The parking lot was a bit…

I got here too early. Was only about 1pm and maybe 5 girls working, none were my style. Hung out till about 3pm and surprisingly for a Thursday there still wasn't much…

I decided to visit because I pass in front frequently on my way to my favourite SPA. I walk in no charge because is afternoon, but a lady looking out a horror movie sits where…

Since my reviews tend to be lengthy; I often use abbreviations to save on typing which can throw some readers off; below are some abbreviations that may be used in this review:

b/c = because
b/f =…

First time to this club and it was a little challenging to get to because I'm coming from wpb. But definitely worth the drive.

Layout:
Small club and semi dark. Bar is…

This is an overdue review from a couple of months ago for a Sunday afternoon visit - not exactly prime time. This was my second visit to the Porthole. Having read previous reviews my expectations…

This is a place for lovers of dive bars--it is dark, smoky and a little bit seedy. Girls tend to have been around the block a few times but man does money go far.

Daytime…

I mostly visit stripclubs in the early afternoon, between 1-4pm. I decided to make a later visit. Also the last time I was here on a Saturday afternoon it was more crowded then I like.…