Reviews

Went to Porthole with a friend for the first time in years last Saturday night around 10pm, and I'm glad to say it will be the last time for many more to come. This place…

I have reviewed the Porthole before and the description of others is accurate. It is dark, not very large, with a single stage and very smokey. If you are not a smoker, you will smell…

Took a ride share from BT over to PH. For some reason the driver dropped me in front of Feijão com Arroz Steakhouse. When I got out of the car the group of people smoking…

Many people have described this place. It is small, dark and there are curtained booths with two seats and a divider in between. Worst thing is that it is so smokey. If you are not…

Had some time to kill one afternoon so decided to drop by the Porthole Pub. No cover before 7:00pm. Porthole is located a few blocks east of 95 on the west end…

Hit the Porthole on a Wednesday afternoon. First step in the place and you need 5 minutes for your eyes to adjust from bright sun light to a dark (just right) bar.…

I was in Pompano area on business and decided to check out the Porthole based on previous reviews, especially to check out the $10 table dances. The Porthole is a small place, reminding me of…

By design, my visit to PP was a warm-up for a subsequent visit to Booby Trap (separate review submitted). Visited from 2:00-3:00 pm on a Thursday, so not really prime time. Free…

I’m @ Miami for a work week. Have a tight schedule but there’s always time for a lil strip club adventure or 3. I pulled into the parking lot during a downpour. So I waited…

Went on a Sunday night. I had already pretty much drained every other option. Wasn’t looking for a Cuban hooker, but wanted to have a good time. The cover was a little high, I think…

--------- NOTE: --------- I had a good dayshift visit where I got with 5-different dancers so this is a long-ass-review doing a play-by-play recount of my “productive visit” which consisted of my first post-vaccine SC FS, to getting…

I made a few visits to Porthole over the last few weeks, as I've been on a bit of a strip club tear lately and I'll usually hit at least two while I'm in the…

Visited Porthole Pub (PP) on Saturday eve 5/15/21 ~10:30pm after a 14-month Covid hiatus – PP is in a low-rent, fairly-good-sized shopping center, so plenty of free-parking at night; at night they typically have the…

Went in on a Tuesday night. Paid a $5 cover. Reasonable. Sat at the bar. Female bartender was talking to male bartender, she looked at me as I sat down and the right back to…

Having visited DDS on a Saturday afternoon and not finding anything that interested me, I decided to try the opposite end of the spectrum at the Porthole Pub. The Porthole Pub is the definition…

This is my first time back to Tuscl and my first time reviewing Porthole in quite a while. I have always been a huge fan of Porthole. Always low cover - free parking…

Had an hour to kill late Sunday afternoon so decided to do a recon scout of the Porthole Pub. This small club is at the end of a strip shopping center that has several…

Stopped by the Porthole on the first Saturday after they reopened following the COVID shut down. The first thing you encounter when you walk in the door is a rope barrier. The doorman takes your…

Every time I travel to South Florida, I make sure I take a trip to Diamond Dolls (will review separately) and Porthole Pub. While I love the eye candy and unbelievable selection at Diamond Dolls,…

Made another quarterly trip to SoFL so I had to stop at my "guarantee" spot, the mighty Porthole for some fun! The layout has been described numerous times on here so don't come at my…

Had a free afternoon coming back north from a job-site in Fort Lauderdale traffic on I 95 slow as shit, I decide to make a stop and wait out the rush, just so happened I…

The Porthole Pub seems like a regular bar from the outside. It is in a large strip mall with a large and busy parking lot, so it is easy to claim you are going…

I've been to the Porthole before and i like it. The girls are friendly (you can have actual conversations with them), the music isn't overwhelming, the beer is relatively cheep and it has a small…

This is a review from 2 visits since the first one was kind of short. Club is on an end of a strip mall with a bunch of Brazilian stores and barber shops. Mostly full…

Day shift at the Porthole and I saw the Asian stripper again. She's lasted a few weeks here now and has supplanted my other regular for the time being. This visit there were…