With the Right Expectations . . .

After a disappointing trip to Gold Club, I decided to stop by Porthole Pub a few days later. I was particularly interested what things were like since one the dancers at Gold Club said some of the women at GC had left Porthole because of all the ‘drama’ going on there. Well, Porthole seemed to be as busy as ever when I arrived late one afternoon. Fourteen dancers and a dozen patrons. If you walk in during the daytime, be prepared to give your eyes a minute to adjust.

Porthole Pub is located at the end of a busy strip mall, so the parking is free, but you may need to search a little bit to find a spot. I walked in and was able to grab a seat at the bar, which is one big square and probably seats 20. This is primarily an AA club that also had 2 Latinas and one white milf (actually, she may had been a gilf!?) You can occasionally run into a really cute AA here, but part of Porthole’s charm is seeing dancers who obviously couldn’t get hired to dance anywhere else. The typical dancer here is in the 4-6 range with the occasional outlier desperate for work. This evening there were even a couple of cute Papi Specials working, ebony women who were extra endowed both up front and in back. Got a $7 Red Bull, which is interesting because I think at this hour Bud Lights are $3. No cover before 7:00.

I was approached by the white milf and she was surprisingly direct. She explained she needed to cash out soon and would be willing to go all in for $100. That’s one of the plusses here, if you do find someone you like, your money will go far. I’ve been quoted from $80 to $200 here, but be sure to clarify if that includes her paying the $5 per song fee to the house. Unfortunately, even at that price I wasn’t into her enough to pull the trigger.