Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Bare Assets Melbourne Reviews

• review

  9 months ago
  Better than expected

  I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February. It is a small club, I think $8 cover when...
  dealz191

  Georgia
• review

  10 months ago
  Quick Stop

  Location Stopped by for an hour around 6PM on a Sunday. The club is conveniently located a mile east of I95 in Melbourne, on the north side of the road. It’s a small club, with...
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  10 months ago

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  Nsbdawg
  Nsbdawg
• review

  a year ago
  The Local Hangout

  I found myself here at happy hour when the weather cancelled my other plans. There was no cover just before 5pm. Everyone was hanging out at the bar. I...
  Comments: 2

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  6 months ago

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  rickmacrodong
  54kevin

  Florida
• review

  2 years ago
  Ruby...

  I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was $10 beer was $6.50. Parking lot was full but, the club had plenty of...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  Specialj
  mtnboy49

  Back to North Idaho , Soon on tne Space Coast
• review

  2 years ago
  Crikey! have a go at this one!

  Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras place all...
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  2 years ago

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  Mark974
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  2 years ago
  I got more than I expected. Just watch what one you choose.

  Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30. The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside though. When...
  Comments: 3

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  2 years ago

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  Robot2023
  Robot2023
• review

  2 years ago
  Sunday Funday

  Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close. As you walk in, bar is on your right....
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  Robot2023
  95interstate
• review

  2 years ago
  Not a bad way to spend a Saturday night!

  I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so packed. I got some dances from a Cuban short chick who was built up...
  Johndough89
• review

  2 years ago
  Solid Little Spacecoast Club

  I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time. Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and the DJ...
  wasted

  Florida
• review

  2 years ago
  Eh, would not likely revisit.

  I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So...
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  2 years ago

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  fla_funmeister
  fla_funmeister

  Miami Florida
• review

  2 years ago
  OK quick visit, but need to fix the smoke issue

  Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because I didn't want me clothes to stink of smoke when I got home. ...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  RockAllNight
  DoctorTom

  Boston
• review

  2 years ago
  Great visit before heading to the airport

  Last day in the area before heading home to CA and had an hour to spare, so after some TUSL recon, decided to pay BA a visit. Arrived around 3:00 to no cover fee...
  primate
• review

  2 years ago
  Worst Visit - Modtly New Dancers

  On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50. Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no change from...
  Bones1994

  Bones1994
• review

  3 years ago
  Lone bright spot in space coast clubs

  Out of my weeknight visits to the clubs in the Melbourne-Cocoa Beach area, Bare Assets was the only one with any promise. I arrived around 11pm to a fairly crowded club. It was I think...
  dealz191

  Georgia
• review

  3 years ago
  Missed my fav dancer but found a second fav!!!

  I arrived at Bare Assets at 5:30pm, Thursday, March 17,2022. This was my fourth visit, my last visit being December 20, 2021. Physical Description of the Club: The club layout is the same...
  Bones1994

  Bones1994
• review

  3 years ago
  Hot Columbian Dancer

  I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot in front of the entrance. I’ve described this club in previous reviews but have never...
  Bones1994

  Bones1994
• review

  3 years ago
  Decent $20 Laps at Bare Assets

  Arrived at B.A. at 6:30 yesterday evening. Plenty of nearby parking. Upon entering the club I felt very comfortable as there were gentlemen customers around my age (seniors). Took a seat...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  Bones1994
  Bones1994

  Bones1994
• review

  3 years ago
  Decent Visit to Bare Assets

  I arrived at Bare Assets at 6:45pm, Saturday, October 16, 2021. Upon entering there were about 8 customers, 3 dancers, and a female bartender who was cute. After sitting at a table between the...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  Bones1994
  Bones1994

  Bones1994
• review

  5 years ago
  Bizarre Experience

  My trip to Bare Assets was unlike any strip club I've ever been to - before or after, both good and bad. The club is pretty standard fare for the traveler. Easily accessed from...
  Comments: 2

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  5 years ago

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  creepshow
  creepshow

  Massachusetts
• review

  6 years ago
  Don’t work here!!!

  I am so livid!!!! This is a brutally Honest post about working at this club!!!! I just had one of the dj’s pocket my house fee. I have been working as a dancer off...
  Comments: 1

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  6 years ago

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  MrEddyG
  Devilsturnip

  Florida
• review

  6 years ago
  Bare Assets

  When in the Cape Canaveral area, I sometimes visit Bare Assets (BA) at night. BA is located right off exit 192 of I-95. There is no fee to park and a food truck outside...
  mikeym

  Mostly in Florida
• review

  6 years ago
  An honest take on Bare Assets

  Not a terrible club by any means. The staff is generally very friendly and nice but it could definitely be better in many ways. I’ve been to this club about a dozen times over...
  Comments: 2

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  6 years ago

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  Bjbobbins69
  Bjbobbins69

  Florida
• review

  7 years ago
  What a disappointment

  Stopped in durnig the afternoon. Only two dancers, about seven customers. There were no dancers on stage for quite some time. Just a bunch of guys staring at a stage. At...
  Chieftain

  Florida
• review

  7 years ago
  Ok Place

  Been to this club a few times. It's a decent place that's close by. They have a couple of really good looking girls. Kasey, kimmi, & jade have the look I'm after. Usually 1...
  PrestoGuy

  Florida
• review

  7 years ago
  Worth Returning

  Visited January 26 and my favorite dancer Skyler invited me back for Sunday evening- which I obliged. the place is nice enough, not like the top dollar clubs in Atlanta....but safe...self parking.. Arrived at...
  rayinatl

  Georgia