- Better than expected
I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit...
- Quick Stop
Location
Stopped by for an hour around 6PM on a Sunday. The club is conveniently located a mile east of I95...
- The Local Hangout
I found myself here at happy hour when the weather cancelled my other plans. There was no cover...
- Ruby...
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mtnboy49Back to North Idaho , Soon on tne Space Coast
I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was...
- Crikey! have a go at this one!
Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you...
- I got more than I expected. Just watch what one you choose.
Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30.
The...
- Sunday Funday
Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but...
- Not a bad way to spend a Saturday night!
I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so...
- Solid Little Spacecoast Club
I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time.
Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged...
- Eh, would not likely revisit.
I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have...
- OK quick visit, but need to fix the smoke issue
Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because...
- Great visit before heading to the airport
Last day in the area before heading home to CA and had an hour to spare, so after some TUSL...
- Worst Visit - Modtly New Dancers
On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering...
- Lone bright spot in space coast clubs
Out of my weeknight visits to the clubs in the Melbourne-Cocoa Beach area, Bare Assets was the only one with...
- Missed my fav dancer but found a second fav!!!
I arrived at Bare Assets at 5:30pm, Thursday, March 17,2022. This was my fourth visit, my last visit being...
- Hot Columbian Dancer
I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot...
- Decent $20 Laps at Bare Assets
Arrived at B.A. at 6:30 yesterday evening. Plenty of nearby parking. Upon entering the club I felt very...
- Decent Visit to Bare Assets
I arrived at Bare Assets at 6:45pm, Saturday, October 16, 2021.
Upon entering there were about 8 customers, 3 dancers, and...
- Bizarre Experience
My trip to Bare Assets was unlike any strip club I've ever been to - before or after, both good...
- Don’t work here!!!
I am so livid!!!! This is a brutally Honest post about working at this club!!!! I just had one of...
- Bare Assets
When in the Cape Canaveral area, I sometimes visit Bare Assets (BA) at night. BA is located right off exit...
- An honest take on Bare Assets
Not a terrible club by any means. The staff is generally very friendly and nice but it could definitely be...
- What a disappointment
Stopped in durnig the afternoon. Only two dancers, about seven customers. There were no dancers on stage for quite...
- Ok Place
Been to this club a few times. It's a decent place that's close by. They have a couple of really...
- Worth Returning
Visited January 26 and my favorite dancer Skyler invited me back for Sunday evening- which I obliged. the place...
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