Bare Assets Melbourne Reviews

Visited in the afternoon as I was passing through town. There was no admission charge. BA is a small place so quite cozy when empty but easily packed with a large crowd. There were just a handful of dancers working but since they outnumbered the customers, the...

I visited BA on July 22nd. I was in town with a few friends as kind of a "welcome back"get together for a friend. Our group had a couple guys and couple of girls. The club was kinda small with the bar on one side and the stage on the...

Stopped by on a Wednesday at 6:30pm. Skated on the cover. Took a seat close to the stage. The bar area was full of regulars. The girls averaged about a 5 on a 10 scale. Couple better, couple worse. Got a water and watched the show. Had a couple of...

If you're not a regular here, don't bother going. Arrived at 9:15 pm on a Saturday night and watched the dozen or so "dancers" there sit and gab with the same guy(s) until the feature at 10pm. Didn't see 10 of the 12 ever get a table dance or a...

This club used to be a regular stop several years ago. Great time and a lot of fun. I'm hoping I caught it on a bad night. The girls were very friendly until they were taken private. They apologized about a lot of new rules and...

I had a great afternoon break yesterday. Bare Asset's two-dance special (with a free drink pass) made the club easy on my wallet. I don’t know if their special is a daytime-only thing. I hope to stop by some evening and find out. I spent time with Amber. She caught...

I usually vusit the club as a break from work due to it is only up the street. The talent is usually quite nice. I always go right before 1:00 because they run features and it is two dances for 25 and a free drink. Its a better bang for...

Had a great evening here! The layout of the club is little small. The bar area is a little small and doesn't face the stage only TV screens so you have to turn your seat. The stage has room for two girls. The cover was fair and if you come...

I visited twice in one week, the first time on a Sunday, the other time on a Tuesday, both time arriving at about midnight. There were slightly more girls on the Tuesday, but otherwise variety was about the same. It's a small place, and there is only one...

I was back in Melbourne for a visit and decided to visit at least one of the finer establishments in the area. Bare Assets was closest in proximity to me, so I again checked out if the talent or anything had changed since my last visit about a year...

Not bad. The parking was free, but there was a ten dollar cover and two drink minimum. I had a ginger ale for $5. Never bought the second drink- they dont watch that too closely. Music very loud. Dancers are ok looking - not beautiful but...

Ah, bare assets, where has time gone by? I haven't been to ba in about 13 years or so. i went to college in melbourne and decided to visit some old friends and hit ba.

the place is pretty easy to find and it's close to the highway. ...

I arrived at Bare Assets on a Monday evening at 9:30 pm. What of my issues with this club is the music. It is too loud and I am hard of hearing.

The dances go for $20 a dance in the VIP. But the club offers a several...

This is a great club! I stopped by on a Saturday night and had a lot of fun here. The women are attractive, for the most part. There are a few exceptions. It is more of a cool place to hang out and not get harassed...

Stopped while on vacation, had never been here before. I had read the reviews, some good some bad, so I thought I would check it out for myself. My first impression was that the club was pretty crowded, the layout could use some work, but there is...

In town for the holidays and decided to check out Bare Assets. Got there about 2 in the afternoon, and to my suprise there were about 6 girls working. Had a special $5 shot going on, so I got a shot of Yager and a beer.
Dancers on stage went from...

Ok, if you know Melbourne, well, you cant expect much. The girls are ok mostly, not young, not old, LOTS of tattoos. A few attitudes. I loved the waitresses, very friendly, but that's what they're supposed to be right? Music was ok, I'm glad its not another "Girls, Girls,...

I've been going to this club off and on for many years, and with the new management the quality of the girls on hand has improved. When I entered the club, it was pretty empty - just a small handful of guys; and lots of girls... I sat...

Decent dancers, decent atmosphere but nothing to really give you that wow factor.The VIP area is not very intimate, it is fairly open and does not give any privacy at all. Would recommend the beachside establishments instead as they have a better feel and better quality girls. This...

I lived in Melbourne, FL for a dozen years but moved away earlier this year. I had been to Bare Assets only a handful of times when I was here, and the only reason I went back this time was due to the previous review, which said some things...

Visited on a Thursday evening after a long time away.

The bartender and manager are both different from a year ago. The new manager says please and thank you and even serves you popcorn. Pleasant.

Alot of the girls I remember are also gone. On this night two girls...

I went to Bare Assets on my little tour of Space Coast strip clubs. I went in the afternoon. There were maybe 3 other customers there including me. The place looked clean and had a nice stage. When I walked in, a dancer who was sitting...

I have been to Bare Assets several times now. I am a little suprise at the club's dancer rating. Between relatively nearby Lido, Inner Room and Cheaters this club ranks second as far as the dancer's looks quality. I would say my order regarding dancer looking quality...

I was traveling on I-95 and decided to take a break. It is not that far off of the highway. I stopped in and the place is just not that exciting. The girls are average. The beer is average. The Club itself is average. There is...

The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside. Or the inside. It's mid-sized with a good amount of tables and chairs. They only have one stage...