Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Decent Visit to Bare Assets

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Bones1994
Oct 17, 2021, 8:33 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I arrived at Bare Assets at 6:45pm, Saturday, October 16, 2021.

Upon entering there were about 8 customers, 3 dancers, and a female bartender who was cute. After sitting at a table between the bar and the stage I waited for a server to take my order. A dancer named Gina, a Latin American (7) with large fake boobs approached me and asked if I would some company. I said sure but haven’t got my first drink yet. Found out there was no server on duty so I went to the bar and ordered a Scarlet & Gray. Being from Ohio before moving to Florida I was an OSU Buckeye fan and their colors are scarlet and gray.

So a Red Bull is the scarlet and Gray Goose vodka fills in the gray.

Club Layout: A long bar is on the right side and the stage is on the left. The lap dance area is be left of the stage and sets back with 4 cushioned live seats. I opted for $20 lap dances with Gina. The laps consisted of great grinds and quite a bit of stick shifting. After 4 laps and a $20 tip Gina took me to a seat beside the DJ booth which provided some minimal hiding. She continued stick shifting me as often as she could. I noticed the lap dance room was empty so Gina & I returned for 2 more dances.

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Decent Visit to Bare Assets