Bare Assets Melbourne Reviews

Visited January 26 and my favorite dancer Skyler invited me back for Sunday evening- which I obliged. the place is nice enough, not like the top dollar clubs in Atlanta....but safe...self parking..
Arrived at 10 pm Saturday and there were a few seat available. Sunday was raining and club had...

The drinks where the only thing that were goid the bartender were cool and the girl at the front door was really nice and it was for my 25th g day i thought id give it a shot they barely had any dancer or at least my type of dancer...

I have been to this club twice and enjoyed my first visit was much more fun than the second. Bare assets seems to have a lot of features and that can be worth checking out from time to time. I enjoyed the variety of girls here but found many to...

Stopped in at about 4:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s not the best strip club I have ever been in, but I would definitely recommend it if you are in the area. It’s on the main drag into Melbourne just off I-95. As expected, there was no cover for my...

This is a rather small facility, but it is well maintained and in a very safe area. The girls are locals and it is fun to learn about their real lives outside of the club. Kind of hot to know that by day they work in an office in a...

It is a wonderful place if you are looking a great place for the one man party. Pretty friendly and nice girls to A small town hospitality feel, this has a small club vibe. My friend arranged his party last month here and it wwas a wonderful time to all...

I arrived at the club around 10:15 PM. The club is very easy to find -- a very short distance east of the I-95 on the north side of the road. Building looks very well kept. The parking lot was fairly full. Cover was a mere $2.00....

So, I was called in again by my friend to take him to one of the clubs which he thought would be good to visit. He is not in much and is new to this scene ( first timer). I wanted to take him to cheaters but he...

Been here a few times, mostly during the day. Drinks are reasonably priced and strong so there is value there. Bartender is cute and always nice. As far as dancers on day shift they are mostly 30-45 year old milfs ranging from slim to curvy. Out of the 8 I...

So .. after a night of drinking I decided a try.
Before I got in the door, there were two police officers asking for the owner. Before I went in I asked if it was anything dangerous. "No, just a drunk asshole"

So I went in. There were...

Been here a few times and I always hope there will be better dancers but usually only one or two girls that are hot. The rest are often average to below average with a few heavy drug users sprinkled in so be careful if you're into takeout because it's possible...

This club is decent for the area, not as good as you'd find in cocoa but worth the visit. Dancer quality was average for a week night. There were a few locals but the place was still comfortable from out of town. A sexy little girl came by and started...

I had been to BA years ago. I was never a regular as I preferred the clubs in the cocoa area, but I came here on occasion. Not much has really changed. The staff and the dancers were friendly. There was a cover charge. I...

Well ,being in Melbourne makes it a bit difficult to have a nude clubs and this place is fine. I was there and enjoyed as much as I cold with the topless dancers. being a single guy ,prefer complete nude clubs only.

But a good place for couples and beginners...

I came here on a Thursday evening just around 8 PM. I wasnt interested in spending a lot of money and this was the perfect place to hang out and watch some entertainment. I would say that the layout could use some improvements old and musty but not the worst...

The place isn't all that nice and kinda of small. Theres a small stage with three poles but only one dancer is on the stage. The looks of women range from maybes to pretty hot, but no one is 10. The lap dances are pretty good, full contact and $25....

When in the area and can not make it to IR due to schedule, have used BA as the springboard. Its not purfect but as long as you dont have too high of expections it can be a good time logger. Have had experinces with being too smokey ...

This club when you first see from the street can be deceiving. Contrary to what you may be thinking it's definitely with stopping in for a visit. Almost always you'll have a variety of girls to choose from. I've never been there when there has been less than 8 girls....

I had not visited Bare Assets (BA) for a few years, and realized why I did not want to visit them soon after I walked in. You are better off driving to Cocoa Beach and go to Inner Room. The trip is worth time. It is...

Got here a bit after 1:00 pm on the Monday after Christmas and was not expecting much. There were 5 dancers hanging around when I arrived along with the bouncer, DJ and bartender. And one customer, me. That pretty much made me the center of attention, so...

If you are reading this: STAY AWAY FROM THIS SHIT HOLE

I was there recently...the worst experience EVER...One of girls "approached me" made an offer of 2 dances for $30, told me she is the dirtiest girl in the club there...took me for a dance...started mid-song...didn't even dance well, then she...

I was in the area on business. The club is nothing special but most of the ladies are very friendly. The bartender was also very nice and she was HOT. Better looking than most of the dancers. The lap dances are reasonable and much better than some places I have...

I returned to Melbourne, FL for a visit around the holidays and decided to stop in since this is the closest club to where I was staying. I don't think anything changed on the exterior or interior. The waitresses were attractive for the most part and very attentive,...

Went to Bare Assets for the first time in several years, though I live just a couple miles away. Had some underwhelming experiences in the past, prefer Inner Room in Cocoa Beach about 25 miles north. Much less contact at Bare Assets, more like a neighborhood bar than...

Visited BA earlier this month and met Cali as soon as I came inside. The place was empty and I was the only patron there. Cali, who was very attractive offered me a dance, and she was very friendly. She grabbed my beer and brought it back to...