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Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Reviews

review
published 3 yrs ago
Great visit before heading to the airport
reviewed by
primate

8.0

Last day in the area before heading home to CA and had an hour to spare, so after some TUSL recon, decided to pay BA a visit. Arrived around 3:00 to no cover fee and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Worst Visit - Modtly New Dancers
reviewed by
Bones1994

4.3

On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50.

Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no change from my…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Lone bright spot in space coast clubs
reviewed by
dealz191

6.3

Out of my weeknight visits to the clubs in the Melbourne-Cocoa Beach area, Bare Assets was the only one with any promise. I arrived around 11pm to a fairly crowded club.

It was I think $8…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Missed my fav dancer but found a second fav!!!
reviewed by
Bones1994

5.7

I arrived at Bare Assets at 5:30pm, Thursday, March 17,2022. This was my fourth visit, my last visit being December 20, 2021.

Physical Description of the Club: The club layout is the same as…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Hot Columbian Dancer
reviewed by
Bones1994

7.0

I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot in front of the entrance.

I’ve described this club in previous reviews but have never used…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Decent $20 Laps at Bare Assets
reviewed by
Bones1994

5.0

Arrived at B.A. at 6:30 yesterday evening. Plenty of nearby parking. Upon entering the club I felt very comfortable as there were gentlemen customers around my age (seniors). Took a seat at…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Decent Visit to Bare Assets
reviewed by
Bones1994

6.3

I arrived at Bare Assets at 6:45pm, Saturday, October 16, 2021.
Upon entering there were about 8 customers, 3 dancers, and a female bartender who was cute. After sitting at a table between the bar…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Bizarre Experience
reviewed by
creepshow

5.0

My trip to Bare Assets was unlike any strip club I've ever been to - before or after, both good and bad.

The club is pretty standard fare for the traveler. Easily accessed from the…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Don’t work here!!!
reviewed by
Devilsturnip

1.0

I am so livid!!!! This is a brutally Honest post about working at this club!!!! I just had one of the dj’s pocket my house fee. I have been working as a dancer off and…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Bare Assets
reviewed by
mikeym

7.0

When in the Cape Canaveral area, I sometimes visit Bare Assets (BA) at night. BA is located right off exit 192 of I-95. There is no fee to park and a food truck outside the…

review
published 6 yrs ago
An honest take on Bare Assets
reviewed by
Bjbobbins69

8.0

Not a terrible club by any means. The staff is generally very friendly and nice but it could definitely be better in many ways.

I’ve been to this club about a dozen times over the…

review
published 7 yrs ago
What a disappointment
reviewed by
Chieftain

3.0

Stopped in durnig the afternoon. Only two dancers, about seven customers. There were no dancers on stage for quite some time. Just a bunch of guys staring at a stage. At that…