Bare Assets Melbourne

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Good Afternoon Visit

PARKING: Free parking and a nice Greek food truck in the lot. Plenty of space with a main lot and extended back lot for easy access. ENTRY: As you walk in, there's a small lobby where they collect…

DoctorTom· 4 mos ago1

A Relaxed Wednesday Night at Bare Assets

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

I stopped by Bare Assets Melbourne on a Wednesday night and was surprised by how busy it was. There was a steady buzz in the room, with plenty of dancers on rotation and a noticeable…

VegasMan882· 7 mos ago2

This Place is ASS!!!!!!

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I was in the West Melbourne area and made the mistake of dropping into Bare Assets. I have not been to the club in years because it 's just was not good. This…

deboinair· 10 mos ago

Nothing Here To See

★★★★★★★4.0/10

This will be a short review. Not much to talk about. I entered about 9:00. No entry fee. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer. A little high,…

Chieftain· 1 yr ago

Better than expected

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February. It is a small club, I think $8 cover when I…

dealz191· 2 yrs ago

Quick Stop

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Location Stopped by for an hour around 6PM on a Sunday. The club is conveniently located a mile east of I95 in Melbourne, on the north side of the road. It’s a small club, with a…

Nsbdawg· 2 yrs ago1

The Local Hangout

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I found myself here at happy hour when the weather cancelled my other plans. There was no cover just before 5pm. Everyone was hanging out at the bar. I saw…

54kevin· 2 yrs ago2

Ruby...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was $10 beer was $6.50. Parking lot was full but, the club had plenty of seating. What…

mtnboy49· 3 yrs ago1

Crikey! have a go at this one!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras place all have…

Muddy· 3 yrs ago1

I got more than I expected. Just watch what one you choose.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30. The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside though. When you…

Robot2023· 3 yrs ago3

Sunday Funday

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close. As you walk in, bar is on your right. Stage…

95interstate· 3 yrs ago1

Not a bad way to spend a Saturday night!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so packed. I got some dances from a Cuban short chick who was built up top…

Johndough89· 3 yrs ago

Solid Little Spacecoast Club

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time. Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and the DJ wasn't…

wasted· 3 yrs ago

Eh, would not likely revisit.

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I…

fla_funmeister· 4 yrs ago1

OK quick visit, but need to fix the smoke issue

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because I didn't want me clothes to stink of smoke when I got home. And…

DoctorTom· 4 yrs ago2

Great visit before heading to the airport

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Last day in the area before heading home to CA and had an hour to spare, so after some TUSL recon, decided to pay BA a visit. Arrived around 3:00 to no cover fee and…

primate· 4 yrs ago

Worst Visit - Modtly New Dancers

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50. Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no change from my…

Bones1994· 4 yrs ago

Lone bright spot in space coast clubs

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Out of my weeknight visits to the clubs in the Melbourne-Cocoa Beach area, Bare Assets was the only one with any promise. I arrived around 11pm to a fairly crowded club. It was I think $8…

dealz191· 4 yrs ago

Missed my fav dancer but found a second fav!!!

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I arrived at Bare Assets at 5:30pm, Thursday, March 17,2022. This was my fourth visit, my last visit being December 20, 2021. Physical Description of the Club: The club layout is the same as…

Bones1994· 4 yrs ago

Hot Columbian Dancer

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot in front of the entrance. I’ve described this club in previous reviews but have never used…

Bones1994· 4 yrs ago

Decent $20 Laps at Bare Assets

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Arrived at B.A. at 6:30 yesterday evening. Plenty of nearby parking. Upon entering the club I felt very comfortable as there were gentlemen customers around my age (seniors). Took a seat at…

Bones1994· 4 yrs ago3

Decent Visit to Bare Assets

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I arrived at Bare Assets at 6:45pm, Saturday, October 16, 2021. Upon entering there were about 8 customers, 3 dancers, and a female bartender who was cute. After sitting at a table between the bar…

Bones1994· 4 yrs ago3

Bizarre Experience

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

My trip to Bare Assets was unlike any strip club I've ever been to - before or after, both good and bad. The club is pretty standard fare for the traveler. Easily accessed from the…

creepshow· 6 yrs ago2

Don’t work here!!!

★★★★★★1.0/10

I am so livid!!!! This is a brutally Honest post about working at this club!!!! I just had one of the dj’s pocket my house fee. I have been working as a dancer off and…

Devilsturnip· 7 yrs ago1

Bare Assets

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

When in the Cape Canaveral area, I sometimes visit Bare Assets (BA) at night. BA is located right off exit 192 of I-95. There is no fee to park and a food truck outside the…

mikeym· 8 yrs ago

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