Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Missed my fav dancer but found a second fav!!!

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Bones1994
Mar 19, 2022, 10:40 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I arrived at Bare Assets at 5:30pm, Thursday, March 17,2022. This was my fourth visit, my last visit being December 20, 2021.

Physical Description of the Club: The club layout is the same as my last reviews. I still haven’t used the bathroom there so I can’t comment on wether trolls are inside but my guess is they don’t have trolls. There are about 3 dozen parking places for vehicles beside and behind the club. There is also a food truck parked in their parking lot. The club is dark so it takes my eyes time to adjust and keep from falling over tables and chairs, but I’m not complaining! The darker the better. Thankfully the lap dance room is also dark and has comfortable cushion love seats and end tables to place drinks and cellphones. B.A. is located in a safe neighborhood on U.S. Route 192 just off I-95.

Employees and Routines: There was no door person at the time I arrived. No bracelets. No stamps. No searches or pat downs. The DJ is friendly and always plays long (5 minute) songs. There is a manager (not really a bouncer) that will go to the entryway of the lap dance room but to count dances. Most managers don’t really care about activity between customer and dancer as the dancers keep 2-way mileage limited. The bar is full service and I ordered my usual $12.00 Grey Goose vodka and Red Bull served in a small glass. Bartenders and other staff are friendly. Smoking is permitted throughout the club but they have a good ventilation system.

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