Bare Assets Melbourne Reviews

This is an okay club to buy a drink or two but the dances are no-contact. The club is similar to any club you might go to in Orlando which makes it dismal when compared with the other clubs in Brevard like The Inner Room or Cheaters.

If you're considering...

Just like the reviewer below me, I keep on comming back eventhough it is a dissapointment. I went on a Thursday, and I dont know if it just was a bad day for the club or what, but jeez- who picked these girls to work here? I am...

For some reason, I keep comming back to this place. Each time it is dissapointing. However, I keep comming back. Probably the reason is this is the only place in Melbourne. I went on a day during the week. The crowd was much larger than...

There are some nice looking women here at night, and they often have features.
Affordable bar and a good location are plus's.
But the dances are lame, minimal contact and the day shift girls are looking a bit tired.
Once in a while a new girl shows up, often they are young and...

It has been a while since my last visit. The last time, I was so dissapointed that I thought it was the last visit. As usual, the inside is clean. The girls are largely different but still average. About 7 girls were working the night I visited. Some...

I stopped in here and had a beer in the late afternoon. There were boobs and lap dances, but this place does not compare to the places on the beach. Very tame, but the beer was cold. Recommend a trip to the beaches for a little more fun....

It has been a while since my last visit, I was hoping that things had changed. I was still the same as always. The outside of the place has been painted recently. The inside is clean. The girls are average. There were several girls, around 12, the night...

Went here last Saturday night.

Place was packed. There were about 30 girls working there. It was a little to packed for my taste, with the club being pretty small. But there were a few HOT girl working there. I didnt get a chance to get a...

There were more younger & cuter girls there on this visit.
I got a couple of nice $10 lap dances from a new 26 yr old with long red hair. Slim and pale. My favorite.
She was just beginning, so I taught her a few bits about how to do it...

Pleasant enough, but not super exciting. On my afternoon stop there were maybe 5 dancers, all young and cute enough.
A good place to stop for a beer and look, but the dances are higher cost and lower contact than at almost any other Brevard tittie bar....

Went to this club last Friday. Looks of the dancers were average. Minimal contact lap dances. Drinks were expensive. Some dances were a little rude. You will have a better time up in Cocoa area....

I have been to this club over the past several years and was always mostly disappointed in the quality and friendliness of the girls, and I may even have a review here that says so. However, over the past two months, I have been three times and each time...

If you are looking for a fun time with some really beautiful girls, this is the place. If you are looking for contact forget it. No contact allowed here at all. Lots of girls. Lots of attention, but dances are air. Very clean and attractive...

Went to BA on a week night got there about 5:30 in the afternoon not a lot of customers yet so I sat down and drank a beer. several girls working mostly 5s & 6s with 1 that was a 9. Saw a couple of guys getting private...

I get a chance to visit every few months. This time around the place was pretty much the same as before. The inside is clean. The girls are average. About 10 girls were working the night I visited. The girls were friendly and would sit down and talk to...