Reviews

I was traveling on I-95 and decided to take a break. It is not that far off of the highway. I stopped in and the place is just not that exciting. The girls…

The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside. Or the inside.…

Not a great place, but not horrible either. Quality of the dancers isn't that great, 2 or 3 hot ones and the rest are kind of hit and miss. Waitresses are usually the hottest…

I was in the area for work and decided to visit after being in the area for 4 months. This is a small club by Dallas standards. There is a full bar and one stage…

This was the first strip club that I've visited since moving to Melbourne from a big city. It's a pretty small establishment with only 1 stage, but with 3 poles on that stage. There was…

Hadn't been in for a month or so. Stopped by last week on a Wed or Thu, about 5PM.There were about 5 dancers there. One was at least 30 lbs. overweight, and the others weren't…

was a first timer, super excited to experience it but the actual place charges 20$ if you're under 21 which is too much ! the girls were nice though, not too ugly. they couldve had…

First time at BA's in about 6 months. Needed to unwind a bit after a long day. First girl to attach herself to me was a petite, very young blonde. Nice looking, but very shy…

This club is just disappointing. It is dark, small and smokey. The best girls are average at best and none of them are very friendly. I was there for over an hour…

Stopped by this club since it was near by to see how it was, and I was disappointed. Walked in and headed straight for the bar, after ordering a beer a blond walks up and…

More dancers than customers. Beat-up faced dancers sat next to me politely for 20 minutes; she was slow to get a clue. I can't believe anyone would pay $20 for a lap dance…

CAN THIS CLUB BE SAVED??? Slowly, this club has sunk to about as low as it can get. The day girls are soooo sad I can't think of a single good thing to say. At…

I stopped by this club just to see what Melbourne verses Cocoa Beach clubs were like. Short story is I would bypass Melbourne and stay with Cocoa Beach,now granted the IR is tough competition so…

I visited Bare Assets for the first time in nearly a year this past Saturday. The parking lot was nearly full, and even though parking isn't the best at this club, a full lot…

This place has really gone down hill. Only 4 dancers in the whole place the entire time I was there. Doing 3 song sets each with a 1 song intermission. All 4…

This was my first time going to a strip club. It was my 18th birth day, and they don't let you in for free if its your birth day. Its a $20 cover charge if…

Stopped in while in town for work. Had a few hours to kill between appointments so I decided to try the place out, since even for 4pm, there were several cars in the parking lot…

I went to BA's for the 2nd time since I've been in Melbourne, FL. Not a bad place but not what I got used to while living in PA. It's a topless club,…

Stopped by around 5 or so while in town for a business trip. Only 4 dancers working at the time, and they'd rotate every 3 songs (final 2 were topless). No cover charge…

Not a bad club. Reasonable drink prices, good looking girls. It can be crowded on weekends, but there is no cover before 8, so even if you stay for a while, it is…

Good place to hang out on a Sat. night if you're looking at a change from downtown Melbourne. The girls were mainly 6-9's and was a relatively clean place. Worth checking out again. Also worth…

It was raining too hard to drive to Cocoa Beach so I returned to BA to give it another try. $5 cover to enter. A rather large place with lots of chairs but…

This is an average brevard club, but the girls are mostly good looking. If you are looking for a good time with gorgeous girls this is the place. They grind and grab pretty…

Visited this joint in mid-April. Easy to find and seemingly safe neighborhood. Arrived around 11 on a Monday night. Seemed to be about 15 girls and about the same number of dudes.…

I went there after realizing the place down the street was just a brothel. As before, the ladies were a mix of some perfect 10's and some not so perfect. Lots with piercings…