Reviews

Went to Bare Assets for the first time in several years, though I live just a couple miles away. Had some underwhelming experiences in the past, prefer Inner Room in Cocoa Beach about 25…

Visited BA earlier this month and met Cali as soon as I came inside. The place was empty and I was the only patron there. Cali, who was very attractive offered me a dance,…

Visited in the afternoon as I was passing through town. There was no admission charge. BA is a small place so quite cozy when empty but easily packed with a large crowd.…

I visited BA on July 22nd. I was in town with a few friends as kind of a "welcome back"get together for a friend. Our group had a couple guys and couple of girls. The…

Stopped by on a Wednesday at 6:30pm. Skated on the cover. Took a seat close to the stage. The bar area was full of regulars. The girls averaged about a 5 on a 10 scale.…

If you're not a regular here, don't bother going. Arrived at 9:15 pm on a Saturday night and watched the dozen or so "dancers" there sit and gab with the same guy(s) until the feature…

This club used to be a regular stop several years ago. Great time and a lot of fun. I'm hoping I caught it on a bad night. The girls were very friendly…

I had a great afternoon break yesterday. Bare Asset's two-dance special (with a free drink pass) made the club easy on my wallet. I don’t know if their special is a daytime-only thing. I hope…

I usually vusit the club as a break from work due to it is only up the street. The talent is usually quite nice. I always go right before 1:00 because they run features and…

Had a great evening here! The layout of the club is little small. The bar area is a little small and doesn't face the stage only TV screens so you have to turn your seat.…

I visited twice in one week, the first time on a Sunday, the other time on a Tuesday, both time arriving at about midnight. There were slightly more girls on the Tuesday, but otherwise…

I was back in Melbourne for a visit and decided to visit at least one of the finer establishments in the area. Bare Assets was closest in proximity to me, so I again checked…