Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Bare Assets

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mikeym
Jul 26, 2018, 7:12 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

When in the Cape Canaveral area, I sometimes visit Bare Assets (BA) at night. BA is located right off exit 192 of I-95. There is no fee to park and a food truck outside the club. $6 to enter and $6 for a beer. When I entered, the bar was to the right and the stage to the left. The stage is at a good level so you can get nice contact with the dancer if you tip. The dancers are mostly 6s, 7s. and 8s and Latina. The Latina dancers tend to range from late 20s to early 40s and have athletic to average body types. There were a couple of plus sized white dancers.

The private dances are done in a semi-private room for $20, and the dancers do a very good grind on the lap- very similar to Lido Cabaret. BA and Lido Cabaret are behind Inner Room Cabaret in my rankings where dances are $10, the bar tenders are friendly, and the customers act friendly like Papi and 25. But BA is ahead of Cheaters, Red Leopard, and Pinups so it is worthwhile to visit BA every once in a while.

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