Reviews

Went to Bare Assets for the first time in several years, though I live just a couple miles away. Had some underwhelming experiences in the past, prefer Inner Room in Cocoa Beach about 25…

Visited BA earlier this month and met Cali as soon as I came inside. The place was empty and I was the only patron there. Cali, who was very attractive offered me a dance,…

Visited in the afternoon as I was passing through town. There was no admission charge. BA is a small place so quite cozy when empty but easily packed with a large crowd.…

Stopped by on a Wednesday at 6:30pm. Skated on the cover. Took a seat close to the stage. The bar area was full of regulars. The girls averaged about a 5 on a 10 scale.…

I visited BA on July 22nd. I was in town with a few friends as kind of a "welcome back"get together for a friend. Our group had a couple guys and couple of girls. The…

If you're not a regular here, don't bother going. Arrived at 9:15 pm on a Saturday night and watched the dozen or so "dancers" there sit and gab with the same guy(s) until the feature…

This club used to be a regular stop several years ago. Great time and a lot of fun. I'm hoping I caught it on a bad night. The girls were very friendly…

I had a great afternoon break yesterday. Bare Asset's two-dance special (with a free drink pass) made the club easy on my wallet. I don’t know if their special is a daytime-only thing. I hope…

I usually vusit the club as a break from work due to it is only up the street. The talent is usually quite nice. I always go right before 1:00 because they run features and…

Had a great evening here! The layout of the club is little small. The bar area is a little small and doesn't face the stage only TV screens so you have to turn your seat.…

I visited twice in one week, the first time on a Sunday, the other time on a Tuesday, both time arriving at about midnight. There were slightly more girls on the Tuesday, but otherwise…

I was back in Melbourne for a visit and decided to visit at least one of the finer establishments in the area. Bare Assets was closest in proximity to me, so I again checked…

Not bad. The parking was free, but there was a ten dollar cover and two drink minimum. I had a ginger ale for $5. Never bought the second drink- they dont watch…

Ah, bare assets, where has time gone by? I haven't been to ba in about 13 years or so. i went to college in melbourne and decided to visit some old friends and…

I arrived at Bare Assets on a Monday evening at 9:30 pm. What of my issues with this club is the music. It is too loud and I am hard of hearing. The dances…

This is a great club! I stopped by on a Saturday night and had a lot of fun here. The women are attractive, for the most part. There are a few exceptions.…

Stopped while on vacation, had never been here before. I had read the reviews, some good some bad, so I thought I would check it out for myself. My first impression was…

In town for the holidays and decided to check out Bare Assets. Got there about 2 in the afternoon, and to my suprise there were about 6 girls working. Had a special $5 shot going…

Ok, if you know Melbourne, well, you cant expect much. The girls are ok mostly, not young, not old, LOTS of tattoos. A few attitudes. I loved the waitresses, very friendly, but that's what…

I've been going to this club off and on for many years, and with the new management the quality of the girls on hand has improved. When I entered the club, it was pretty…

Decent dancers, decent atmosphere but nothing to really give you that wow factor.The VIP area is not very intimate, it is fairly open and does not give any privacy at all. Would recommend…

I lived in Melbourne, FL for a dozen years but moved away earlier this year. I had been to Bare Assets only a handful of times when I was here, and the only reason…

Visited on a Thursday evening after a long time away. The bartender and manager are both different from a year ago. The new manager says please and thank you and even serves you popcorn.…

I went to Bare Assets on my little tour of Space Coast strip clubs. I went in the afternoon. There were maybe 3 other customers there including me. The place looked clean…

I have been to Bare Assets several times now. I am a little suprise at the club's dancer rating. Between relatively nearby Lido, Inner Room and Cheaters this club ranks second as far…