Reviews

This club is decent for the area, not as good as you'd find in cocoa but worth the visit. Dancer quality was average for a week night. There were a few locals but the place…

I had been to BA years ago. I was never a regular as I preferred the clubs in the cocoa area, but I came here on occasion. Not much has really changed.…

Well ,being in Melbourne makes it a bit difficult to have a nude clubs and this place is fine. I was there and enjoyed as much as I cold with the topless dancers. being…

I came here on a Thursday evening just around 8 PM. I wasnt interested in spending a lot of money and this was the perfect place to hang out and watch some entertainment. I would…

The place isn't all that nice and kinda of small. Theres a small stage with three poles but only one dancer is on the stage. The looks of women range from maybes to pretty hot,…

When in the area and can not make it to IR due to schedule, have used BA as the springboard. Its not purfect but as long as you dont have too high of expections…

This club when you first see from the street can be deceiving. Contrary to what you may be thinking it's definitely with stopping in for a visit. Almost always you'll have a variety of girls…

I had not visited Bare Assets (BA) for a few years, and realized why I did not want to visit them soon after I walked in. You are better off driving to Cocoa…

Got here a bit after 1:00 pm on the Monday after Christmas and was not expecting much. There were 5 dancers hanging around when I arrived along with the bouncer, DJ and bartender.…

If you are reading this: STAY AWAY FROM THIS SHIT HOLE I was there recently...the worst experience EVER...One of girls "approached me" made an offer of 2 dances for $30, told me she is the dirtiest…

I was in the area on business. The club is nothing special but most of the ladies are very friendly. The bartender was also very nice and she was HOT. Better looking than most of…

I returned to Melbourne, FL for a visit around the holidays and decided to stop in since this is the closest club to where I was staying. I don't think anything changed on the…