Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Not a bad way to spend a Saturday night!

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Johndough89
Oct 21, 2022, 2:49 PM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so packed. I got some dances from a Cuban short chick who was built up top and below. Breast play and grinding throughout. I got dances from 3 different women.

A few guys got too drunk and aggressive and were "escorted out". Bouncer Charles is a good dude. Dancers still came up to me many times even with it as packed as it was.

Stage is center with tables and chairs surrounding. Bar opposite side of stage and lap dance room was to the right of the stage. Fortunately it's dark and the bouncers leave you alone. All in all it's a pretty good place. Heard it's better than the other local ones and I could see why. Mix of women was pretty equal, there were hispanic, AA, white.

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